Fight Companion - March 21, 2026

[00:00] This episode of the Joe Rogan Experience is brought to you by Paramount+. UFC history is going down at the White House. It's the world's greatest fights on America's biggest stage. Watch UFC Freedom 250 at the White House live today, only on Paramount+. [00:19] This episode is brought to you by the Farmer's Dog. Here's a fun fact. Research shows that dogs who maintain a healthy weight can live up to two and a half years longer on average than dogs who are overweight. [00:31] Isn't that wild and also kind of obvious at the same time? So why is feeding vague scoops of ultra-processed kibble still the status quo for most dog owners? Healthy alternatives exist, and trust me, I know – [00:45] I buy one, the Farmer's Dog. I use it for both my dogs. They love it. They eat it up quick. It smells good to them. It smells good to me. It's human-grade food. The Farmer's Dog makes fresh food for dogs, and my dogs love it. Their recipes are made with real meat and fresh vegetables that are gently cooked to retain vital nutrients. They also portion out the meals to your dog's nutritional needs, which helps avoid overfeeding and makes weight management easier and isn't getting more time with our four legs. [01:15] to get best friends something every dog owner wants the answer to that is [01:20] is yes, obviously. So try the Farmer's Dog today and get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food. [01:29] Plus, get free shipping. Just go to thefarmersdog.com slash rogan. This offer is for new customers only. Let's talk about Service Titan, the AI for the trades. The trades are the backbone of this country. And for the first time, they've got technology that actually matches the work. Over 10,000 contractors already use Service Titan software to run their businesses.

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[03:30] It's always been that. [03:32] Oh. [03:32] I always sent people to the powerful JRE channel. We have both. Oh, okay. Either one worked. Okay. [03:38] I just don't see it. Do you guys see it in your app? [03:41] I take your... I trust you. I mean, it says a lot. Let me double check. [03:45] Okay. It's just not showing up in my app. [03:47] I wanted to give people a link. [03:49] Oh, there we go. Oh, I saw it for a second. [03:51] Nope, that's Mark Norman. [03:53] Thank you. [03:54] It's his latest videos. [03:58] *cough* [04:00] Live. Hold on. Live? [04:02] fly somewhere. [04:05] No, we're not alive. [04:06] Hmm. [04:10] alive. [04:12] I clicked on live and it's not us. I know. [04:16] I'll show you what I'm seeing. [04:18] Can you send me a link? [04:21] I'm trying to look at this. I'm confused too now. One show early. [04:24] Bye. [04:26] I think we're live, so don't say anything retarded. [04:29] and I made... [04:32] as we're live. [04:34] Do you see it on YouTube? Yes, this is just on the back end. This is what I have. This is [04:38] what it looks like. [04:39] that says live. [04:40] It says M-Stream. Ooh. [04:42] It's been live for two minutes. Okay. This is so stupid. I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out. [04:48] They changed it. [04:49] lost on this. [04:50] Well, the weird thing is it's just not showing. It's like, how would anybody find it? Are we shadow banned? [04:55] That's the... [04:56] the grand conspiracy. [04:59] Have we been shadow banned from our own channel?

[05:04] going. [05:05] Alright, we're recording either way, right? Yes, we are. I am recording as a backup. Let's figure it out. [05:11] And text me a link when it's up. We'll do it live. Fuck it. We'll do it live. Fuck it. Joey Diaz, what are you doing over there? Nothing else. [05:19] What's going on? Math. [05:23] Boys. What's up, beautiful? Let's go. What's up, boys? We don't have to go to England. [05:29] This is a good fight, though. Yves Loewe. I feel like Lerone Murphy is the one guy that got completely left out of that conversation. It didn't make any sense to me. [05:38] Which conversation? The conversation, like, who fights next for the title? Like, he wasn't... [05:42] Alexander Volkanovsky talked about him. He said, I'll probably see you next. He wanted him. He wanted him. And he starched Aaron Pico with like a crazy spinning back elbow. Dude, so good. Undefeated. And he was just like, nah, Diego Lopez. We're good now. It just was unlisted. Now it's public. It wasn't public for some reason. Oh, how dare they? Okay. [06:01] Is that us? Okay. I don't see it. [06:04] No, no, no. [06:07] Thank you. [06:09] Oh, there it is. [06:10] Okay, it popped up. [06:11] All right, let me share this. You guys talk for a second. [06:15] So what's up with the White House card? [06:17] Thank you. [06:18] The White House card, I've been going pretty hard in the pain on it. And here's the thing. It's a great card. That's where people get it twisted. It's an amazing card. [06:29] It's not the best card that we've ever seen. And we were told it was supposed to be the best. That's my issue. That's a Trump thing. We're going to have the best fights. Nine world titles. Nine times. He can't help himself. He can't help himself. It was Trump, ain't it? But Dana said that, too. He went on Pat McAfee's show and was like, this is going to blow the sphere out of the water. It's going to be the best card you've ever seen. It's like...

[06:51] Me? So who's in it? Well, there's Cyril Gaon versus Alex Pereira. That's your co-maintenance. Interim heavyweight title. That's not a rematch, is it? No. That's a good fight, right? It's a great fight. First time heavyweight for Pereira. It's a great card. That's the thing. It's a great card. The issue is, say before we went live... [07:10] I got on here, Joe, it'd be like Joe getting on him like, this is going to be the greatest fucking show I've ever done. And the people tuned in like, it was good. [07:19] But he told us it was going to be the best. And they're going to have it... [07:22] Outside, or are they going to build a tent? That's a really good question. They need to make a tent. [07:27] It's outside. It's a joint. They're building them right now as we speak. Oh, they are. But they're supposed to warm up in the Oval Office. I'm not sure. Because they're going to rain. They're supposed to warm up in the Oval Office? Like mats? That's what I was told. Who told you this? [07:42] Dana? [07:45] Imagine if they clear the furniture out there and put mats down, and guys are kicking pads. Bro, Bill Clinton got his dick sucked in there. That'd be sick. In the little whiskey room. Yeah. And now you're going to be stretching and hitting pads in the little whiskey room. What is the problem with that card, guys? This is the only problem with that card. There's no problem. Who else is on it? I wanted to see. Everybody was waiting for Alex Perea against Jon Jones. Yes. Okay? And that's a disappointment to me. [08:12] That's it. The card is fucking fantastic. Listen. [08:14] That poor bastard, he's going to wait forever for Conor McGregor. What's that? Michael Chandler. He's going to die and come back. They're going to meet each other in the parking lot of a fucking waffle house one day. Michael Chandler, but you let it go. They said, Chandler, we can't do Conor, but we're going to do Huffy for you. It's a horrible matchup for him. Well, he thinks that because Benoit Saint-Denis broke him with grappling.

[08:39] that he's going to be able to get a hold of them and do the same kind of thing. [08:42] Fair. [08:43] Fair? Benoit St. Denis is very big. Now, why wasn't John Jones... How come he didn't get some? They couldn't come to agreement. Yeah, man. It was a money thing, John was saying. John was saying they wouldn't budge over $15,000. [08:56] That's what John said recently on Twitter, I believe. But 15 mil, like, my thing is... [09:01] That's a lot of million. The UFC hasn't been closed in the big fights, but John has to take some accountability. They offered him 30 million against Aspinall. [09:09] He never made it happen. So UFC's like, okay, dude. And then 15 for the White House card? And you're saying this is the number one fight you want to do? 15 mil putt? [09:19] Like, do you think, could they pay more probably, but 15 mil? Right, but I think in his mind, this is for an interim title, right? Would it be? [09:28] It would be for an interim because Aspinall is still in the champ. Just like this one is for an interim title. [09:32] And... [09:33] you know, if he was going to get 30 to fight Aspinall, half of that... [09:38] It's kind of crazy. [09:39] He's the greatest of all time. And he's going to make the White House card. If he makes the White House card, he'll be like, oh, shit, John Jones is back. Like, the whole card completely changes. And there's no complaints. Is it too late or can they add him? Is it too late? I don't know. He said he's ready to go. He tweeted he's ready to go, I think, today or yesterday. So if they added him, who's left to fight? What would be the best fight if they added him? Aspinall? No, Aspinall had serious eye surgery. Two of them. Two serious eye surgeries. He won't make White House.

[10:09] to whatever the agreement for the money, he would fight the winner of Cyril and Potan. [10:13] later this year. That's if Aspinall needs more time off. Correct. And if not, then we'll get Aspinall. Aspinall might want to get right into the winter. [10:21] Or John goes, fuck it, I'm not messing with UFC at all, and I'm going to fight on these Netflix cards and make all the money. Yeah, but he can't do that. He has a contract. I don't know how many fights he has left. [10:32] Does he have a contract? He has a contract, and I'm pretty sure he signed for a hot second. [10:37] So Pereira just signed a new eight-fight deal. [10:41] Yeah. [10:44] Netflix is coming with that long cash. Yeah. And UFC was like, here's basically sign the rest of your life over. What did you hear they offered Diaz? [10:53] The UFC? No. Netflix. Netflix? I heard 10 mil. [10:57] I heard it was more. [10:58] I heard it was more [11:00] I mean, you probably know. That's wild. That's a lot of money. They're paying boys real money. But I tell you what, I don't know. I think he could have made that same money versus Conor. [11:10] If someone could just drag Conor to an Ibogaine center again, clean that boy up. Conor's down. Conor's fighting the International Fight Week, supposedly. [11:18] I hope that's true. But if Nate gets through this fight... [11:23] And they set that fight up. [11:25] It's that or Chandler. [11:26] The problem is Chandler's going to fight Hufi. [11:29] And there's no chance you're coming out of that with any understanding of physical reality. Tough. That guy starts putting it on you. Hey, we're live? No. No? You know what I would do? That guy's a fucking wicked striker, man. Oh, goofy. Scary. No, they did Chandler super dirty.

[11:45] But, you know, he's a fucking legit wrestler, man. You know, he's a legit wrestler. If he just decides to, like, only do that, you wonder, like, how much hoof he can keep him off him. Yeah. But he never fights like that. Never. Fights like a fucking final dog. And that's why he loves him. And that's why he loves him. He's just fucked up. He sat out for how long? I know. He should have never done that. If I was in his ear, I would have said, not a fucking chance. Not a chance. Not a chance. Take fights. Keep moving. How dare you? But at least they put Chandler on that card. [12:15] - Yes. [12:15] just risen Donald Trump in the White House. And he sees the White House cards announced. He's like, bro, oh, this is me all day. UFC said, actually, it's not. But didn't Bo Nickel say that he wanted that fight? [12:27] And that Kobe did not want that fight? [12:29] Yeah, but... Did they offer him that at the White House? I don't know. Supposedly, that's what Bo said, like, Kobe can sign the contract... [12:36] Bro. [12:36] It's a terrible matchup for Kobe. At 185? Right. So, all right, I want to be on the White House, but I have to fight fucking Bo Nickel, who my thing's wrestling. That motherfucker's the wrestler. Right. What the fuck are we going to do? Right. So you can see why he's like, no. His striking has come up. Like, especially after that loss to Reiner DeRitter. [12:54] Like, in that last fight, man, his striking looks so much better. Nobody frustrates him more than Bo Nickel. He's one of my top three favorite fighters. He's learning on the job. [13:04] And that's a horrible place to learn. [13:07] It's a tough over here is a bad motherfucker and he had kicked that guy into the shadow realm. That guy's a winner and winners like that. They figure out a way to get better. Agree quick. Agree. I just I wish you take like the Khabib approach where it's like my wrestling is the best in the world.

[13:23] I'm going to break motherfuckers. I don't want to see him figure out his striking for fucking 15 minutes. [13:30] Fight already started? Just started. [13:31] We're watching on an iPad? Dude, I don't. I'm trying. Hell yeah. I was not working here for five minutes. Why don't we run out and grab one of the other Apple TVs that we know works? [13:43] So go out and grab the one that's... This one is working? [13:46] But it's not working on this TV. [13:49] Clearly something's wrong. And if we do it the other way, if you go out and get the one that's in the hallway... [13:53] My phone is linked up to that one. [13:55] Go out and get the one that's by the pool table. [13:58] And my phone links up to that one, and we can just stream it. [14:02] Allegedly. [14:03] That screen's so tiny. It looks like Sugar Sean. He gets so anxious. [14:10] yeah [14:11] When it's not happening. Yeah. I can't see who these guys are. That might as well be Sugar Sean versus fucking John Jones. It's so far away. We will fill you in, ladies and gentlemen, when we know what's going on. [14:20] But as of right now... Do you know the actual fighters? No, is Sugar on the White House card? Sugar's on the White House card. Put it up there. Sugar's on the White House card. That's another fight. It's like Corey Sanhagen was the fight. [14:31] That was the fight that I'm most interested in. [14:34] Sugar Sean and Corey Sanhagen is a wild fight. Joe, why do you think they didn't do the matchups that obviously were hardcores and the majority of the fan base, like we all wanted these fights. I wonder why. There has to be a reason why they're like, no, we're going to go a different route. Who knows? There's guys get injured. There's negotiation. Negotiation probably, right? Like budget, because also the White House is the most expensive card. It is. Yeah, by far. More than the sphere? Oh, yeah.

[15:00] Oh, yeah. [15:01] Oh, because they have the build a thing? Yeah, build a thing, the security. Oh, criminy. So it's like it's the most expensive card. So I'm sure the salary for the fighters, it probably has to be a limit. [15:14] Allegedly, yes. [15:16] So this is pool room. [15:19] There we go. [15:22] That's going to be a tough ticket to get. Hold on a second. What, the White House? Yeah. What's the capacity going to be? $3,000. [15:29] That's not bad. Jamie, which one did you grab? 3,000 of the oligarchs. [15:32] It's like 3,000. That's why I love Strickland. He's like, I ain't fighting for those rich fucking oligarchs. I ain't doing that. Okay, here it is. Hold on. [15:40] We got it. We got it. We got it. [15:42] It's been a weird vibe. [15:44] You know? [15:46] It's going to feel like fucking that movie Django with Leonardo DiCaprio. [15:50] What is? The White House card. It's going to be weird. It's going to be super weird. What happened? [15:55] What the hell's going on? [15:57] you know those fights when you go to them are by excitement [16:01] Yes. You go to a UFC fight, you walk into the building. [16:04] the music, the visuals, [16:06] the shit, your heart starts pumping. The energy from the people. [16:14] It's like doing stand-up, getting off this. [16:17] That's what I love about the UFC. When I'm sitting there, I'm looking up and [16:21] all that shit and you're like this is better than anything yeah there's nothing like it there's no bad I love basketball games NFL is too crazy but [16:28] the Jets and the Giants there's no reason about it yeah hang out with autism

[16:32] you're fucking you haven't won it [16:35] a championship since 1969. You keep showing up. It sums up. It sums up. You know, it's funny. The Jets got Geno. Yeah, but that, you know. Geno Smith. They got him back. They got him back. The Jets had Aaron Rodgers. He goes to Pittsburgh. [16:52] he gets to the playoffs. [16:53] The Jets had Donaldson from [16:55] Yeah. He just won the Super Bowl. [17:01] And they let him go. They let him go. Fucked up. [17:05] So it's kind of weird that [17:07] The Jets, it's like when the Mets got Willie Mays. You know when he hit the 800 home run? Yeah, it's over. [17:13] Why is he here? You know, he's a legend and stuff. [17:16] But that's... [17:18] I'm a Browns guy, but I'm rooting for the Jets just because they have the worst luck. Just like the Browns. I was going to say, you guys have the worst luck, too. Yeah, that's why I like them, because they're like the Browns. We've been through like 45 quarterbacks in the last 25 years. Just can't get one. You just can't get one. Just can't find one. Shedore Sanders is not the answer? [17:39] I hope he's the answer. I hope he is. You look good. He had a shitty offensive line when they put him in the last seven games. [17:49] He made a lot of mistakes, but he also put the fucking ball up without fear. You can see his talent, for sure. Oh, yeah. I think this year they rebuilt the line. They're probably going to draft a tackle. And probably the first pick would be a wide receiver, Carno Pate, Makai Lemon. I'd rather have Makai Lemon, but everyone's saying Carno Pate. And plus, he's from Ohio State, so it fits.

[18:13] We need an offensive tackle. [18:15] and a fucking wide receiver. [18:16] Our defense is fucking solid. Yeah, stack. Yeah. Defense is solid. Miles Garrett. [18:20] Yeah. I watch, dude, football podcasts on the offseason every day. I always forget how big of a football fan you are. Giant. Giant. I like football more than UFC, dude. [18:30] how dare you I do I love it funny because I do the football games and they're great for [18:36] first time with me. [18:37] Football. And I love football. [18:39] Yeah, same. 10 minutes of the game were great. [18:41] It's like why I like going to Dodgers with Eddie. [18:45] we had an understanding we're getting out of here in the sixth inning yeah hello yeah yeah you get up with everybody we leave at seven yeah so I went to Yankee Stadium [18:55] It was the worst, guys. [18:56] Why? [18:59] There were people puking in front of me. [19:01] there was a lady over here that had a foot that was red. [19:04] with diabetes and she's gonna put a tattoo on it and she's eating sweets and eating sweets not giving a fuck i'm like what the fuck is this i don't drive off it's a three-hour drive all right boys we're up [19:19] Here we go. Jeez, that was a lot. [19:21] Okay, figured it out though. Technology. It's currently just started where the fight started. They are further ahead. Oh, no. How do we get to live? I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. [19:31] Yeah, but we can't do that. But that's what the difference is. I think that [19:35] taking the UFC out of the like. [19:38] It's a different place. It's going to be a different vibe for sure. But I'll tell you what. Like the Apex. The Apex. The Apex is lit. And the Apex is pretty cool. It sucks for the fighters, though. Yeah. There's no...

[19:49] Sucks for the fighters. [19:50] there's no energy you ever go out in front of like a now we're live let's do an industry showcase those people don't laugh [19:56] Are we? So these are the same kind of people that are going to, ain't nobody going to take their shirt off and drink a beer. No, and say rip his head off and shit, you know? Pat asses. [20:05] No one's showing their tits? No, there's not going to be any of that. [20:10] Who shot Bobby Lupo? Yeah, yeah. They probably don't even know what the fuck they're watching. [20:15] There's probably 100 people that are actually UFC fans, and the rest, you know... [20:20] The other side of that is like Joe said. I'm sitting there watching a fight and all of a sudden I get hit with an Iranian missile. You're having a great time. You're having a great time. You've got the maracas out. You're going to hang out with Melania and all of a sudden, boom, there you are. You're done. The whole leadership is fucked. [20:41] for some reason Bruce Buffy lives he lives like him in the suit that's what everybody else is gone. I don't know if I want to even be in that area. I think I'm going to Hong Kong now. It's so crazy about the Iran situation. It's like you hear one side of the story is [21:02] We fucked... [21:03] They're military up, and they can't do shit. They're decimated. And then the other side is like, no, they're not. They're fucking the shit out of Tel Aviv. They're bombing the shit out of Tel Aviv. They're fucking us up. We're losing. But Trump just came out and said we're leaving. It's almost over. [21:18] Yeah, it's like, what's going on? It's like they'll show you Austin Airport.

[21:23] people crawling their whole line. TSA, yeah. Then you fly in and you're like, there's no weight. Yeah, I agree. CNN is called scaring poor white people. [21:32] that's all figured out this guy you [21:34] and you could see another three in the morning that talking about nothing positive [21:38] It's gentlemen arguing about politics at 3 in the morning. Yeah. So you wake up, those fucking people, because now everybody considers, like, well, he's an Islam radicalist or whatever the fuck they call it. You know, like, you can get radical. How many, listen, we have a lot of crazy people that radicalize, but I got friends I went to grammar school with. [21:55] And these motherfuckers get up at 8... [21:57] and start pounding Democrats on Facebook. There's no reason. Look at these fucking mornings. That's 8 in the fucking morning, guys. Take a morning. You're already fucking Democrats. Take a morning. You're giving a breather. Take a morning. Take a morning off. How is your day going to be better? So Americans are getting radicalized the same way with CNN, the other thing. We got constant. But we're not blowing people up. Not yet. No, but I've told you a thousand fucking times. But we celebrate when people get shot. Yeah, we love all this shit. [22:27] imagine a world where a guy who never hurt anybody [22:31] Good shot in the neck. [22:33] on TV in front of everybody and people are cheering. [22:35] And people are posting about it. That makes zero sense. That makes zero sense. It's never happened before. No. Because you're right, Joey. People have been radicalized. Radicalized, yeah. And also radicalized to have no empathy because social media doesn't, you don't have to have it. What side do you think is true? Trump decimated everybody. Like he's saying, we just, we destroyed them. They don't have shit. But then there's other people saying, that's bullshit. Iran's bombing the shit out of Tel Aviv and they won't let you videotape it. They're taking it. If you videotape the destruction in Tel Aviv, you'll get arrested.

[23:05] I'm sure there's some truth to that. There's like two opposites. I'm sure there's some truth to that, but they've blown the shit out of a lot of sites. And the amount of missiles has radically reduced. Radically reduced. So the indication by even Al Jazeera. Al Jazeera said a thing that the strategy is working for Trump. The problem is they have that Strait of Hormuz. It's all closed down. I mean, if they go to war, like a physical hot war in the Strait of Hormuz with fucking rockets and airplanes. You think we'll go with the boots on the ground? You think that's going to happen? That's what they're saying. [23:35] Nobody's going to be in favor for that. I don't know if that's necessary. It seems like they keep killing, especially the Israelis. They're so good at finding those guys and killing them. Everybody that gets into power gets killed. [23:46] Thank you, Jamie. You can only sustain that for so long. Trump said it's still more than over. But is that even real? Is that even real? [23:54] Good day. Why are you talking about Al Jazeera? What's that, Eddie? [23:58] the reports that you hear like how do you even know any of it's real like you don't know no they killed his son they didn't kill his son well how about the ai videos of benjamin netanyahu and people are saying he's dead he's dead and everyone's saying no no no he's alive those ai videos are so fucking good though they're not that good [24:16] It looked like a beauty filter. It doesn't look like a real person. And it's like the coffee's not spilling. Yeah. And then when he puts his hand in the pocket, when they show that, the pocket goes over the hand. So does that mean he's dead? It's weird. No. It doesn't mean that. Maybe he's alive, but they're just fucking with people. They play like long game. Yeah. Israel does. They could be fucking with people just so that people think he's dead. Yeah. That could be a strategy. Because wasn't the beeper thing like a fucking five-year project? It's a crazy project. Amazing. Great. Amazing.

[24:46] Israeli, I'd be like, yo, dog, we can make someone get beepers. [24:51] Listen, a bunch of things are true at the same time. The Iranian regime is horrible. They just executed that wrestler, that really elite, high-level teenage wrestler. They said he was at a protest. [25:01] Most people are saying, at least some people are saying, that he wasn't at a protest. What is this, Jamie? The golden beeper gift that Netanyahu gave to Trump. That's hilarious. Jesus. He gave him a beeper. That's pretty gangster. [25:14] That's right up there with the auto pen picture replacing Biden's picture. That's wild. That's pretty crazy. That's crazy. Do you think Iran has the capability... [25:23] to... [25:24] level... [25:26] uh... israel there's a new uh... [25:29] There's a new understanding of their capabilities. I wish I could talk better. Because they thought they could only go 2,000 kilometers with their rockets, but they just fired rockets that are capable of going 4,000 kilometers. Which means? It's a lot different. They could reach Europe. [25:47] So that changed everybody's perception of all this shit, because they're blowing up all these oil hubs, they're blowing up all these infrastructures, they're blowing up all these different things in Qatar, in the United Arab Emirates, in Saudi Arabia. They're blowing things up anywhere they think Americans are. So any American assets in these places, but... Did they hit Dubai too? [26:04] I think they did. Yeah. So that's great to make it back to bring back to the fucking you see there's a lot of fights in the Middle East. Yeah. Yes. So the price and rescheduling. I would assume. Well, yeah, perhaps unless this can all be resolved. It's great to the third bombing Dubai. I know. I was just there like six months ago. They bomb a bunch of different countries. Yeah, quite a few different countries.

[26:26] So it's like... [26:27] It's not cut and dry. Like, look, I'm the last person that thinks we should go to war. [26:32] But that regime is spooky. Is it possible that the bombing that they're putting on Iran, someone else bombed them and they're saying it's Iran? Is that possible, like a false flag? [26:46] I don't know. I think they can pretty much determine where all the rockets come from, which is how they blame that one rocket on America that landed on that school. [27:03] vases that were blown up [27:06] Like they'll show like a picture of it, like a satellite image, and then the next one, there's a black dot. You know, it's like it's blown up. But even that, like that could be AI too. It could be. You don't know. It's like there's definitely a bunch of AI stuff out there. And this is one of the things that we knew about this new world that we're living in. It's you're going to see news that's not news. You're going to see fake shit. And, you know, Israelis are pretty slick. I think that the idea of using fake footage... [27:34] to pretend that Netanyahu was dead. [27:36] Like, use fake A. That's not past what they would think of. No. No. [27:41] That's a clever move. [27:42] And if they had to use, like, fake video of things getting blown up, like... [27:46] How do you know? Who fucking knows anymore? Who knows what's real and what's not? Hey, Eddie, how do we know here in Texas? We don't fucking know. We don't fucking know. Who's going to certify this whole fucking thing?

[27:57] Is it a good thing? [27:59] Always. What's the get there? Always. In three weeks, we're going to Cuba. The mothership's opening up. That's all I know. You know what I'm saying? That's all I'm thinking about. Blow up everybody. In three weeks, we're going to Cuba. We're going to open up. [28:13] The mother shit next to Starbucks. They're fucking around. They're going to get some real cigars, dog. Oh, nah, those cigars taste like ass now. That communist dirt. How dare you? The other guys are making them up. I'm hearing it from the Cuban people that those cigars taste like ass. So what's going on in Cuba? They're about to... Well, this guy Diaz is starting to... Whatever. He's starting to... Negotiate with Trump. They're going to lift the embargoes or whatever. I think, listen, forget the fucking embargo. They got to lift the island. [28:40] get those people out there [28:41] Get them all out fucking that they have roaring blackouts and as a three or four days ago. They got no power [28:49] Yeah, guess what, kids? Communism doesn't work. No, it don't fucking work. It never works. No. There's no pain in the world. Well, Donnie's tried it in New York. [28:58] Yeah, sort of. Sort of. He's learning on the job. He's learning on the fly. It's not going great. That's the only good thing, that they might open that fucking hole. You see that Kathy Hochul lady begging rich people to come back? Yeah. Go to Palm Beach and grab your friends and tell them to come back to New York. Yeah. [29:14] What the fuck is going on? What is happening? Is this real life? How is that lady the governor of New York? How is that the real governor? The white lady? Yeah, the white lady. She's the white lady that said that black people don't know what computers are.

[29:29] Just the most racist thing ever. What the fuck did you just say? She's also the one that said that God brought them the vaccine. The vaccine's brought by God. No, fucking Pfizer made it. They have a patent. Moderna made it. The fucking idiot. [29:44] Oh. [29:45] How are you the governor? It's entertaining though. [29:47] Eddie, you got to feel good because you were spot on on the Epstein stuff. How long ago? Six years ago? Seven years ago? How was this repeating shit that I see on YouTube? Ah, you call it. You might become the next Swami or Salami because I'm telling you, I see those videos all the time now. Eddie Bravo was right. Eddie Bravo was right. And you're on different platforms. No, you're right all the time. I'm the one making them. Fuck these motherfuckers that were talking shit that you're crazy and all that shit. Well, the thing is, like, Eddie's open mind. [30:17] And... [30:18] the one, you know, the whole thing. [30:20] The Nirvana one's crazy. There was a new one today that I just sent Jamie. It's handwriting analysis of the suicide letter. And they're saying now it's counterfeit. [30:29] Thank you. [30:29] of Kurt Cobain? Yeah. I haven't seen any of this. Clearly, she fucking did it. Oh, I have no idea. I don't know if she said that on YouTube. I did watch that. Have you ever watched the doc? I did. Bro, come on. Yeah, but it was also actors. Actors saying things that you don't know if they said because no one was there. Be cool. But you know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, I hear you. It's a little weird. It's a little weird. A little weird. You're talking about... But the detectives who were like, there's no way you could that size up a live. Okay, that makes sense, but it's not a documentary. If you've got actors pretending to do roles, it gets a little squirrely.

[30:59] Even without that letter, it's kind of... I feel like most people can tell that the writing on the bottom is not the same as the writing on the top. That's when the heroin kicked out. [31:08] Tell them, Joey. [31:10] When that heroin kicks in, your writing gets a little wacky. I think whoever killed Kurt killed Chris Cornell and Chester Brayton. Whoa, all of them? What? My guess is it's the same people. You don't think those guys committed suicide? I don't think so. [31:27] I don't think so. The picture of Chester with his family literally the day before. Chris Cornell hung in a closet with broken ribs. [31:33] There's a lot of shit. Oh, you have broken ribs? [31:35] There's a lot of shit. That's one thing. I didn't hear that. Oh, it's from the CPR. [31:40] Oh, really? You hand me that lighter, Joe? You got to look into the Chris Cornell stuff. They murdered them. But you do break ribs when you do CPR. You sure you didn't actually just hang them somewhere? Dude, I've seen YouTube videos on this. Because there's a lot of people that think that Bardane didn't either. [31:57] But I think he kind of did. I don't know. This could be total bullshit. But we know Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell were really good friends. Maybe best friends. We know that. And they were involved in some... [32:13] documentary about [32:15] child trafficking child sex trafficking and so was Bourdain was involved in it too and this DJ that died too. [32:24] mysteriously committed suicide or whatever. There you go. Yep. [32:28] They were all, I don't know, that might be bullshit, but that's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing that they were all involved in some project. And they clipped them. With Eddie's track record. I don't know. I'm listening. I'm going to like it. I don't know, but it is. It is going out on the suicide. If that was a thing, like where no one else is working on it and like, what, they just didn't want to put it out? Did they get scared? Like they all died and stopped. What are you going to do? I don't have to hear you. I'm just asking. They wouldn't have been making it individually on their own. Correct.

[32:58] filming stuff. Do you know that four of the people that debunked Pizzagate, four of the journalists were arrested? [33:04] for child pornography. [33:08] Have you ever seen that? No. I saw something about that. I don't think that's real. [33:11] God, I hope it's not real. I don't think it is. You know, I went to that Comet Pizza. I went there. Somebody just sent it to me today. I went there. [33:19] Was anybody that was a journalist? Because I know there was a story. I saw at least one of the journalists. Yeah, when I tried to look it up the other day, I saw a story that a journalist got arrested for that, but I don't think that they had anything to do with reporting on Pizzagate. It was like a vice reporter. They weren't one of the debunkers? I don't believe so. [33:35] That's what I looked it up. It said that. [33:37] I'll try again. [33:39] Um... [33:40] There's been so many deaths in the celebrity world that have a lot of suspicious qualities. How about that dude that was a plasma physicist and they whacked him at MIT? [33:54] And then they whacked another guy who was... So what? No one knows. He was assassinated. And then another guy just got killed. What was he? Did he discover something scientifically or something? Most likely. He's working on some very important stuff, some plasma physics. He probably said, hey, the moon's plasma. You can't land on that. He did not. But this is old. This is 23. This is all 23. None of this is new. Right. [34:14] No, no, it's all old arrests. [34:16] It's not like a recent thing. Oh, so they're all older. So then it's like an old meme that people are burning back. So it's not true. I don't think so. Eddie, what celebrity is it? So Elon Musk boosted it? [34:26] Is that what it says? Pizzagate. [34:28] It says boosted the pizza game. Oh, it just reboots that. Yeah.

[34:32] When you look into the Michael Jackson death, that was weird. That one's fucking weird. JFK Jr.? Yeah, but the Michael Jackson one, he was taking propofol every night. You can't do that. You can't just anesthetize yourself every night. But he also just got his top. Maybe that's what they say. [34:49] Like, you don't know. Maybe they, yeah, yeah, tell him. He did just get all his masters back and had the Beatles catalog too, which is weird. That dude went from zero to here. You sound like money. He's made since he died. Put the headphones on or talk into the microphone. [35:02] Do you see how much money Michael Jackson's made since he died? [35:06] And he bought a billion dollars? Bro, it's fucking wild. Him and Elvis are always like one and two still. How about Tupac? When Tupac pulled out his fifth album after he was dead, we're like... [35:17] What? [35:17] Where are these coming from? They thought he was alive. Remember that movie that Andrew Dice Clay did, like his only movie? Yeah, Ford Fairlane. It was like they put all this money, they blow it up, and then for some reason it didn't make its money back or something. It was a failure, and then they kind of like just blackballed him after that. That's a deep-ass movie. Ford Fairlane, he was a detective who was investigating celebrity deaths. [35:41] And then at the end of the movie, they find out, there's a part where he's talking to the executive, the head executive or the owner of a record company, and they go, dude. [35:52] Soon as we kill him, motherfucker, we immortalize him for life. He's worth a question. People knew that. They knew that forever. They did that forever. That's the suspicion about Jimi Hendrix. Yep. Exactly. Jimi Hendrix. Kill them while they're hot instead of when they sell out and do commercial shit. You can't kill them then. Kill them when they're legendary.

[36:12] and then boom whoever owns those masters whoever owns those masters let's get let's go to the fact fact let's go to the doctor that killed michael jackson where he is today [36:21] and how much time he got [36:23] because there was a slip in the amount. [36:25] You know, maybe the guy got stuck watching stupid on CNN and he forgot to go in there. I think somebody knocked on his door, gave him five million to just put an extra two cc's in there. And he didn't get much time. No, he didn't get dick. He lost his life. He got nothing, Joe. Do you know, he said that he thinks that Michael Jackson was chemically castrated. [36:45] You know that, right? He did say that. That's crazy. Have you ever looked into the Michael Jackson, like the cases, like the child sexual cases? No. Man. [36:52] Didn't Candace do a deep dive? [36:55] Did she? She does a ton of deep dives. Did she do a deep dive on that? I'm not sure. I've seen a bunch of people do them, and once you get the facts, you're like, fuck, man. He got fucked. Do you think Candace is... [37:08] Is on a list, man, to get, like, fucking... Yeah, what? Yeah, dude. Um... Her and Tucker. I wouldn't be surprised. [37:16] It's crazy, dude. Can you imagine living like that? You're worried about being assassinated? [37:23] I know. [37:24] Just the guy in France. And her neighbor's CEO. [37:28] Her neighbor's Theo. [37:30] her and Theo live like next door to each other. Candace Owens? Yeah. No, fuck not. You're super close. For real? Because I was at, I was at Tucker Carlson's Christmas party. What? Yeah. How did you get that invite? [37:39] Me name, man. Theo. No, I didn't know Theo was going to be there, but I go, and someone wanted pictures of me and Theo, and Theo goes, let's get a black in here. I'm like, oh, dude. He goes, Candace, Candace. I'm like, but I didn't know they knew each other. I'm like, hey, dude, fucking cut it. And then she's like, oh, laughing. And I was like, oh, how do you know Candace? He's like, oh, dude, that's like...

[37:59] She's like a fucking sister. The kids call him Uncle Theo and shit. He's over there like four days a week for dinner and shit. Has Theo done her podcast? Or has she done his podcast? I'm pretty sure she's done his. I think she's done his. I don't think he would go on hers. She doesn't really do... [38:14] That type of shit. Did Theo have candles on? [38:17] I'm pretty sure. [38:18] This is a good fight. [38:20] Great fight. [38:22] Roman DeLizzi and Christian Leroy Duncan. Christian Leroy Duncan's a wicked striker. They kind of fucked MVP over a little bit, yeah? Well, I mean, a little bit. First of all, they're fucking him over because he's fighting a guy who was a teammate. [38:35] super close teammate doesn't make a ton of sense doesn't move him up in the rankings but then he's also on his last fight on his contract yeah [38:43] Well... [38:44] you know, [38:46] The kid's good. [38:47] But... [38:48] Michael Van Page is something very unique, and most people just can't handle him. Yeah, but he's unique because when you fight him, you can't mimic his style. So the first time you see it, it's when it's live with the lights on, and Bruce Buffer's fucking shouting. [39:00] But now that your training partner for years knows that element of surprise is gone, it really fucks him. Right, but it's also like how many times did Venom Page piece that dude up? True, but apparently he was choking MVP out left and right. I bet, right? That's what he said. His Anacondas and Darces are really good. Oh, interesting. So that's where it gets weird. Right, he might have a grappling advantage. But if I'm MVP, I'm like, bro, there's so many guys on the roster, you can't fucking toss me anybody else. A guy I trained with nonstop. [39:29] *sniff*

[39:30] Do a fucking smelling salt. Knock it off. I should do a smelling salt. I'm down for some smelling salt. Yeah, let's get a little smelling salt. I've had allergies all week. Me too, bro. Bad. It's been killing me. [39:45] Shit. This Christian Leroy Duncan dude is fun, man. Dude, you don't think they could have done Christian Leroy Duncan versus MVP at middleweight? Oh, they could have. That's a motherfucking fight. Oh my god, that's a crazy fight. That's a crazy fight. What's up, bro? [39:58] Let's go. [39:58] here we go that's a bad one huh joe that's a bad one huh joe i took deep breaths i was really trying to clear that nose i need it i need it myself i don't know if i should do this i gotta land in newark tonight you know what i'm saying i don't want to smell that you definitely need it [40:24] Everybody needs it. [40:26] Are there any homeless people that just do that like all day? No. With meth. It doesn't have the same impact that paint does. [40:41] Now ready. [40:43] That's what you need for allergies. So DeLizze has Christian Leroy Duncan down on the ground for folks watching that want to sync up. [40:56] 31 30 of the first round

[41:00] So just to tell you guys how good that main event is, between the two of them, they're 37-0. That's nuts. [41:06] That's crazy. Okay, what's the rest of the card? You said it's great. [41:11] Rattle it off. MVP's fight is interesting because it's a training partner. [41:17] Oh, that's what you were just talking about. Yeah, that we were talking about. Oh, okay, yeah. Jamie. But he's fighting a training partner. Like, super close training partner. Like, why would they do that? Like, you would just stay away from that shit. He's been kind of outspoken, too, about fighter pay and them kind of screwing him over. So, you know. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had... So they're going to discipline you. We had two Tenth Planet guys fight each other once, Alan Juban versus Ben Saunders. Oh, yeah. That sucked. Damn, it was like... Was the fight good, though? I didn't corner nobody. I didn't even watch it. How was the fight? [41:45] Uh, Javon won. But was it, like, back and forth? I don't even... They never are. This is the problem. Like, when I fought Orlovsky... [41:52] I was like, what? That's my training partner. [41:54] Because he knows what I do. I know what he does. [41:57] So then when you get in there, it's kind of like... [42:00] That is weird. It's a boring-ass fight because you're not doing your usual shit. This is the White House card. I'm sorry. We're not speaking about... No way. That's a great fight. That's a great fight. Ilya Tapora and Justin Gates. What are you talking about? Yeah, that's an amazing fight. That's a fucking... I don't know. I don't know. He reminds a hobby. I don't know how he's... He's one like Ilya. He's a hobby. He's good. He beat Chido Vera. He beat... Let me ask you this, fellas. Jose Aldo. Oh, damn. That's another great fight. Yeah, they're all good. Those are good fights. [42:27] Sean O'Malley is probably the favorite here. [42:30] Big dogs, what American are we going to celebrate?

[42:33] You know what I'm saying? Like, if... [42:35] That's the American fucking boat. Yo, who's Kyle Dacus? Kyle Dacus is a problem. He's very good. What's his style? Wrestler or striker? He's a boxer with jiu-jitsu. He's a black belt in jiu-jitsu. Oh, shit, okay. It's not an easy fight for both. He's a veteran, too. And Steve Garcia, who's that? [42:53] He's a fucking animal, dude. That's the funnest fight in the car? Steve Garcia is a sat striker. Well, he can do everything. But vicious striker. Fucking super aggressive. Just a wild dude. And Diego Lopez, same. Diego Lopez has a wicked ground game, too. People forget he almost caught Ivalov a couple times on the ground. He fought combat jiu-jitsu, dog. He's legit on the ground. Anytime he wins, it's good for us. You're like, oh, we take all his highlights. I love the mustache, but I hate the bangs. [43:22] I got to say. Yeah, it's very like emo. The Mustangs. The Mustangs is awesome. I don't like mustaches. Do you remember that guy on Apple TV? Undercard? [43:32] No, this is the fight tonight. Oh, this is tonight? Yeah. This is tonight? That's right now. Michael Page is fighting tonight? Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. All right. Yeah. Okay. [43:42] I didn't know that. So the co-main event, Luke Riley, he's huge over there. Huge. So where are we at right now? We are at this right here. Christian Leroy Duncan and Roman DeLuzze. Look, turn to your right. And then we're going up. We're going up. Now, who's the headliner? [43:56] The headline is Eve Loewe and Laurel Martin. Both undefeated. Okay. So, like, talent, like, skill-wise, that's better than anything on the Netflix card or the White House card. Oh, shit. Okay.

[44:07] They're just not major names. [44:11] He's on his back. [44:12] And I just saw Christian Leroy Duncan tag him a couple times. [44:15] Mm. [44:17] Damn. [44:19] Joe, did you see they filled out the rest of that MVP card? That thing's getting tasty. [44:24] Luke Rockwell's returning. Is that real? I see. I don't know. Is that real? I don't know. The one with Ronda Rousey? Yeah, the card's stacked. What do you guys think about Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano? They're both very old. [44:35] I think it's a great fight. It's not a great fight. I'm into it. I'm into it. You're going to watch it, though. Oh, of course. A million percent. [44:43] Oh, yeah. So any fight that you would watch a million percent? Oh, I'm him, bro. Yeah. I'm just saying as far as like Ronda should be a minus 4,000 favorite. She's going to starch her, dude. Gina had some decent striking, man. And she had good jiu-jitsu. 20 years ago, Eddie. [44:57] She still looks young. [45:01] She still does, right? I love Gina. Gina Carano looks young. I love Gina, but she hasn't been active in fucking literally like 15 years. She looks like she's in great shape. Do you see her throwing those flying knees? She looks fantastic. No, she looks great. What do you think they paid Francis? [45:15] Two million. So if we're right about the Nate number... [45:19] If all the rumors, not we, it's not my thoughts. [45:23] People are saying it's more than 10. [45:25] Francis has to get 20. [45:30] And he's coming from that box. Because he's the money, too? He's the lineal heavyweight champion of MMA. Correct. The only reason why he never lost his title, he just left the organization. Just left. Yeah. Yeah.

[45:40] My thing is with MVP and everyone's like, oh, they didn't compete with the UFC. And it's almost impossible because... [45:46] Netflix business models like these spectacles. They're fun fights, but it doesn't really move as far as rankings or competition. So where do they go from here? They've got to have Netflix fucking championships. You know what they've got to do? They've got to come up with a name for the show. [46:05] And then start putting out belts. [46:08] It's really easy. But there's... What's your name? They don't have the roster. It's called MVP? MVP. MVP champion. MVP middleweight champion. I'm the MVP lightweight champion. Let's say Francis wins... [46:19] Okay. Then what now? Like, where do we go from here? No, this is where you start. In the beginning, you don't have any champions, but eventually you build champions. And then you can just say, okay, whoever wins this fight is a champion. Like PFL? [46:30] They're fucking sinking ship. Dude, Netflix got crazy money. Lorenz Larkin and Jason Jackson. That's exciting. [46:35] um... [46:36] Love Lorenzo. What do you think about Nate Diaz, Mike Perry? What do you think happens there? It depends what version of Nate we get. [46:42] Like, you know, he's older. Now, if there's a straight bare knuckle, that's Mike Perry's game all day. He's going to beat the brakes off him. But Nate, it's tough in the clinch. You know, there's grappling. That's not Mike's thing. [46:52] This is what I think about Netflix. This is the difference of what the UFC is doing and what Netflix is doing. This is fun. [46:59] Like for the casuals, people are like, that's going to be the most watched... [47:02] MMA fight of all time. Lorenz Larkin is the only guy I ever saw throw oblique kicks to the body. Nasty. Against Neil Magny. [47:10] I was like, oh, shit, I never saw anybody do them like that. What's an oblique kick to the body? You know how the oblique kick comes out like this?

[47:16] They call that an oblique kick? Yeah. Yeah. [47:18] he turns your obliques right here he's [47:21] He's kicking the body with it. I don't know why they call it the oblique kick. My obliques are making a comeback. What is the reason they call it the oblique kick? 10th Planet Kush, episode 20 with the cats. Let's find out why do they call that the oblique kick. [47:35] But either way, I never saw anybody. Everybody throws it to the legs. [47:38] Lorenzo's a bad motherfucker, man. For a long time. It's nasty. He's a nasty striker. Like a wicked striker. Do you remember... There's some cool trucks, too. Do you remember that I used to do a little YouTube show? The angle. That's what it is. The angle and line of the strike. Not for the core oblique muscles. That's what I thought. So it's... [47:55] Meaning slanted or diagonal in geometry. [47:59] there is that makes my oblique so we're gonna come back because he's the only guy actually kind of frozen to your obliques I play that video there's a me Joey used to do is a I UFC pics called 10th Planet Kush and I would film him and um he would be read that like 500 he'd be given to give there's a UFC coming up and I film and we'd be like in that alley next to a dumpster at Houston Houston we did it all over the place so it's like a yes he's coming up here's 10th Planet Kush episode 6 [48:28] And it'd be Joey Diaz and he fucking... With his UFC picks? Yeah, UFC picks. It's tough to do. And while I'm filming it... Yeah, I'm 0-6 every fucking week. Yeah, while I'm filming it... UFC's tough. You cannot pick six fights in the UFC. We'll check this out, though. [48:40] This is the moral of the story. Is... [48:44] Yes. [48:44] When I film him, it's always one take. He gives his picks, and he's batting like 500, right? And I laugh like two or three times. I'm filming, and I'm like, ah!

[48:55] You know, and in one episode, this is episode 20, 10th Planet Kush episode 20, I decide to go to his house, his apartment, to film it. And he had 10 cats. [49:06] he had 10 cats so i go and i film and so basically i do a little documentary on all his cats he's giving me the lowdown on all his cats and it's amazing these cats are fucking beautiful in a small little apartment you didn't get hate where people like just give us the goddamn pics no well no no no so by the time we got to the pics we went through all the stories of all the cats and which cats are fighting other cats which cats get along with other cats he had fidel [49:36] beautiful cat ever. And then he was ready to give us picks. And all of a sudden, after we go through all the cats... [49:42] And he's ready to give his picks. He's holding Federito. And then, dude, he just fucking is on fire. He gives all his picks. There's like so much. He's on fire. And I'm laughing through the whole thing. [49:55] because he's on fucking fire. He goes, I just got back from Pilates or yoga. Was it yoga or Pilates? Yoga. I just got back from yoga. My obliques are making a comeback. And he's going off and he's holding Fidelito, his cat, and he's going off. And I was laughing. If you watch this, I'm going to annoy you because I'm laughing too much as he's on fire. I'm laughing the whole time filming this shit. I remember it. And then when I go, then I'm driving home. I couldn't wait to edit it and upload it to YouTube. I'm like, oh my God, this was special.

[50:25] This was special. This is gonna be a good one. And you know what? [50:29] He got all the fights right. [50:31] Damn. Thousand percent. It's tough to do. Dude, those cats. Those cats. They knew, dude. The cats knew. I take my cat to the track with me. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you. You did that. Those motherfuckers. How many cats do you have now? One. Just one? I got four, dog. Good girl. So I think this is the end of the second round here. We got one more round. We should probably pay attention to this. What do you got, Joe? Two dogs? That's it. Two dogs. Cats? No cats? No cats. Dude, get some cats, Joe. [50:56] Get some cats. No more chickens? [50:57] I got a bunch of chickens. Really? Yeah. [51:00] We have like 15 of them. [51:02] Dude, I'm all in on cats. I never was a cat person growing up. Never understood them. [51:07] Until like the last six years... [51:10] And now, dude, my cats are everything to me, man. Joe, did you see the Mozart said he does 1,500 push-ups in an hour? Yeah, that's bananas. That's not real, right? That's not real. It's AI. He was doing 1,000, and now he can do 1,500. [51:25] I mean, maybe he can do it. [51:26] Those guys in prison do 1,000. He's in shame. Right? Those guys in prison do 1,000. The question is, what do they look like? [51:33] Yeah, I agree. Full extension? I agree. I agree. [51:35] Or is he doing these things? I would like a video of it. Is he doing these things? Yeah. [51:39] Like when I said I could bench shoot 25, whatever, like 38, 39 times. Where's he from? Somewhere tough and cold. [51:45] Where is Yves Leuwe from? What country? [51:47] Buh-buh. [51:48] Probably fucking Russian. He's a Russian, I think, but I don't know what part, you know. [51:53] Damn, that guy's karate. Look at that dude. Oh, yeah. Christian Leroy, Duncan's a beast. Dude. What the fuck? Eddie's fun. Yo. He throws anything.

[52:00] Jamie did he say 1500 in an hour? Yeah [52:03] I'm calling bullshit. [52:05] Where's most far from? [52:08] Yves Loev That sounds like I don't want to do it [52:15] I can smell that. Joe, I'll take one more. I'll take one more. I mean, wake the fuck up. Do you have a smell of self at home where you go every now and then, pop, pop? You know what? I do them and I get so high. [52:26] that I forget to put the lid on them, and then two days later I go back and they're dead. I've got to get some more. [52:31] Oh, yeah, it's from Russia. Yeah, it could be more Russian. One of the things about Russian, when they do, I was watching this video. I don't know how accurate the video was, but I started incorporating it. When they do sets of push-ups, they don't do it for numbers. They do it for time under tension. [52:47] Their whole idea is like do it slow and do less repetitions is harder. [52:52] And, you know, you're doing it for time under tension. Like, instead of doing, like, 20, we could just stop at 20. Yeah. Or 50 when you stop. You're slow through the whole thing. That's supposed to be better to build muscle. Yeah. With your whole body tensed up. You're supposed to tense your asshole, tense your calves, tense your legs. That's some Russian shit. Yeah. It's interesting. Yeah. I started doing it. [53:13] It's interesting that people... [53:16] Remember when we were kids that had the bull worker? [53:18] You ever have the bulwark or jump thing and you squeeze? Oh, yeah. That's a great thing. A lot of people go, as you get older, isometric is a lot better. [53:26] When you're doing those push-ups, that's fucking money. A 10 count and slow.

[53:31] There's a guy that wrote a book, The Power of Something. [53:36] Dude, that was great. There's this dude that wrote The Power of Something. But the book is about... [53:42] instead of doing [53:44] five sets of eight squats. [53:46] do one shot [53:48] of the heaviest squats you could do for [53:51] and get the fuck off the squat rack. You go to the bench press again, instead of doing three sets of eight, [53:56] Do a set of nine, basically you feel like puking. And then from there you do like three or four movements and you're out of there in a half hour. [54:04] I like that. Is that Mike Menser? No, no, no. Mike Menser is one of the guys. He does more dumbbell. This is... [54:11] That's similar to what I do. The power of 10. That's it. The power of 10. [54:16] That's it. [54:17] just when you when you and they do the worst workout because when you walk in [54:21] There's no warm-up. There's no nothing. They put you on the heavy. I like that. No warm-up. Fuck warm-up. That sounds like a great way to tear your shit apart. That's what I'm saying, but they shit... [54:29] Dog, those squads get used to me. [54:31] We get anxiety. She put like 400 on those things and go, go. [54:35] And you're like, but she won't let you go for 10 seconds. [54:39] and it's, I don't know [54:41] But I just read about it. I'm like, you know what, maybe I'll incorporate it. [54:45] You always wonder how many people are overtraining. How much more rest, if you have more rest, how much more growth you would have. Well, Mike Mensah was 20 sets per body part. [54:57] That's what he did. Jesus. That's your mind. Mike, that was a four split. That was a two split.

[55:02] Who has that time, though, too? That's when you're a professional weightlifter. That's what you fucking do. You want to hear some crazy shit? You fucking roll all day, get in there, man. And drink protein pie. You know, it's the same fucking thing, you know. You want to hear some crazy shit? When George Sauteropolis was in Australia, I was courting George Sauteropolis. He was fighting Dennis Seaver. Remember that? Dennis Seaver? Double three trunk legs. And the guy was known for throwing turn and sidekicks like Joe. [55:29] That was his shit. And if he landed it, dude, you're fucking going to sleep. Yeah, a good one. Yeah. So he's going to fight him. We're on our way to the fight. [55:39] And this motherfucker, before the fight, [55:42] He's in the weight room. We're walking through and we see him in the weight room. Dennis Seaver is doing fucking squats. Love him. Heavy squats right before his fight. [55:51] I want to fly trying to get it what do you think I was a ramped up yeah wake his body out with his body I did one set it wouldn't fuck you up too bad yeah do this you know I used to doing it too it would make you weaker the scared the shit out of me dude you know what I ever do those grip strength things yeah here's the thing about those things you do it once you get your highest number after that everything drops on so like how much of that is like good squats and with everything else - if he's doing like heavy lifting right before a fight [56:18] How much pep does that take out of his legs? [56:21] I don't know. I don't know. It might be a thing he's been doing, though, you know? Delize's got... Rhythm. He's got Christian Leroy Duncan's back. I don't know what happened. [56:29] We've been talking so much. [56:31] it's just one of those things where it's like

[56:33] Everybody's got to... like Marab spars five hard rounds the day of a fight. Randy Couture used to do that, too. [56:40] Tiago Alves was the first guy that I saw working out really hard before his fight I'm like what the fuck is he doing they were doing that to replenish glycogen because Tiago Alves cut a ton of weight and when Tiago Alves cut all that weight he had this guy who was a scientist who explained it to me [56:59] And he was like, you put a certain amount of carbohydrates, but you need a certain amount of exercise so that the sugar gets back into the muscles. Yeah, you've got to get through that after you go through that extreme weight cut. [57:10] This is what he said, because I asked him, what the fuck are you doing? He goes, you got a blast. You got to get to your heart rate at a certain rate where it forgets that you lost all that weight and now you're back to normal. [57:26] You're going to be fucked. If your first gas after the weight cut is in the fight, you're fucked. You've got to get that first gas out before. So by the time you get to the cage, your body forgot about the weight cut. It's probably both things. Because it's definitely... Do you remember how big he got? [57:42] Bro, remember when he fought Matt Hughes? Massive. He looked like a fucking heavyweight. He was gigantic. What happened in that fight? I don't remember. He stopped him with a flying knee, right? [57:52] Matt Hughes? Yeah. Didn't he stop Matt Hughes with a flying knee? I forget. Wasn't that when he was coming out? Yeah, and that was like his coming out party. That's how he made like... One of the big victories. You know, Tiago was a problem. Tiago was a problem.

[58:05] He was a big fucker, dude. He was a big... Yeah, there it is. [58:09] Boom! Look at his traps there. [58:14] Bro, he was a terrifying dude. Look at the size of him, man. [58:18] Brutal. He was so big. [58:21] Yeah. [58:21] That was crazy. [58:23] That was a bad one. Tiago was a real problem in his prime, dude. Fuck, yeah. People forget... [58:28] You know, they forget. [58:29] They forget. They see guys lose later in their career. They forget. In his prime. [58:33] Tiago Alvarez was a nightmare, man. Devastating leg kicks, too. Would whip them down on you? Oh, buddy. Oh, he whipped his leg kicks, man. Fuck guys up. But the new fan base that came along around COVID and during the Conor McGregor time, they don't know any of this old school shit. Oh, dude. There's so much time on. Dude, how about the late 90s shit? Are you up with the late 90s shit? Of course. Like the early UFCs? Fuck yeah. And all that shit? Yeah, man. UFC 1 through 8? Dude, I had all those fights on one VHS tape. It was a four-hour tape. [59:03] tail of the tape. Let's see who wants this. UFC 1 through 8. Yeah, man. I'd put it at the strip club, dog. All day we'd be watching fights. Dudes wouldn't even be watching the chicks. And the chicks were getting mad. Can you turn that shit off? Nobody's even looking at my pussy. [59:17] Girls would get mad. And the manager's like, shut the fuck up. Go give a lap dance. We're watching the fights. [59:23] Alright, who won? [59:25] Christian did. Christian Leroy Duncan. Yep. [59:28] I'm at the gym and they show... There's like a best of UFC at the gym all the time. And I just saw...

[59:36] Stephen Thompson, Wonder Boy, versus Kevin Holland, God. [59:41] Damn, that was a good fight. You remember that fight? Because some people that throw wheel kicks, they'll throw one... [59:46] Maybe two in a fight. Dude, Stephen Thompson threw fucking 38 wheel kicks. He kept throwing them over and over and over. Like, that's some Barbosa. Might give you one in a fight. Maybe two. Dude, do you remember that fight? Kevin Thompson? Very well. Kevin Holland? Did Wonderboy retire? Damn. Did he retire? I don't know. He might have one left. I don't know. But Kevin Holland is an amazing fucking warrior, dude. He took a lot of... He was throwing a lot of shit. Yeah, it was a weird fight. And he took a lot of shit. [1:00:16] They made an agreement not to go to the ground. Which is so stupid. It's crazy. Oh, really? I did not know that. Oh, that changes everything. You're fighting a guy who's the scariest kickboxer in the division. What are you doing? Just kickboxing. I mean, that's why you love Kevin Holland, but what are you doing? Dude, when he was in his prime as a kickboxer, I think he was something crazy, like 61-0. Oh, even more than that. It was over 100. What? Really? So I met Wonderboy Thompson. GSP brought him into our camp. [1:00:41] was a nobody, had no MMA fights, and GSB was like, you guys are going to want to spar with this guy. It's crazy. [1:00:48] It's like in that movie fucking Rush Hour. [1:00:51] When Chris Tucker was hit, it was like, which one of y'all hit me? Dude, he threw wheel kicks like Japs. Everybody. Yeah. You've never seen anything like it. Never seen anything like it. If there was a real kickboxing league, that guy would have been a huge superstar. [1:01:06] Isn't it crazy? Like...

[1:01:07] Slap fighting is big and they can't figure out a kickboxing league. Or combat jiu-jitsu. We got combat jiu-jitsu. That's a different kind of big. Right there. Like, name up. One FC has, they have atom weight fights. [1:01:19] They have dudes that are fighting that are 105 pounds in Muay Thai. [1:01:24] And they move so fast, you would swear that your fucking phone is on double speed. Yeah. You watch it, you're like... [1:01:30] How is this real? [1:01:33] Boxing was like that back in the day, in the heyday. Remember Carbajal versus Barrera? Those 115-pound boxers. 115 pounds. Isn't it interesting that you can't really do that in MMA? It's like anything below even 125. People don't fuck with them. It's hard for people to fuck with. Dude, there were big fucking fights. Marco Antonio Barrera versus Michael Carbajal. Those dudes were 115. [1:02:00] that [1:02:00] But Joe, when you say slap fights big, it's like it gets views, but there's no, you can't name a slap fight. [1:02:09] Right. No, that's true. It's like the special. The thing is that it's just getting a lot of attention. It gets a lot of attention. You know, man, I've been going on deep holes on old school boxing. [1:02:21] like Duran [1:02:22] Mugabe. [1:02:24] Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray, [1:02:27] late night i watch those things and i call him like what was going on back then that's different from now [1:02:32] And we both go, those motherfuckers didn't give a fuck about brain damage. They were tougher. Marvin Hagler. No, these guys today are even tougher. Oh, I disagree. And solid. Watch these dudes. This Japanese dude.

[1:02:42] on the right. You guys are 105? Yes. With MMA gloves on. Yoshinari on the right, he moves like double speed. Like you can't believe how fast he is. [1:02:50] This is 105 pounds. Watch how fast this fucking guy is. Oh, wow. [1:02:53] Bro, this fight is wild. I watched it last night, and I was ready to go to bed, and I turned it on YouTube, and I was like, holy shit, I've got to watch this whole fight. [1:03:00] This is crazy. Is that where you get your kickboxing in when you go to sleep? Always. It's always when you go to sleep. Yeah. Kickboxing. Because I'm like wondering, how the fuck do you know so much? Kickboxing and professional pool right before I go to bed. I like to watch things that have no consequence on the world. Like, this is just fun. [1:03:18] But this fucking dude, Yoshinari... [1:03:20] is so fast, dude. Just like so wicked. And he throws this nasty straight... [1:03:25] left hand to the body [1:03:27] It's so quick, you can barely see it coming. [1:03:30] It's weird. [1:03:31] Like both of these guys. The guy Rocky's fighting too is this Thailand guy. He's vicious as fuck too. [1:03:38] And against anybody else, he would look elite. [1:03:40] But this Japanese guy just is lighting him up. [1:03:46] Just the speed that these guys have. They have no gravity. [1:03:49] Like, look how just the throwing the kick and then checking the kick when the return kick comes. It was so fast. And the technique is so marvelous. He threw that knee like a jab. He threw that knee like a jab. Everything's flawless. [1:03:58] Adam, wait, though. America ain't fucking with this. It's crazy. But they would because on TV, look at that straight left of the body and then the front kick behind it. The thing is, like, on TV, it doesn't matter. You don't know. You just see if they're the same size as they're anyway. Do you get a point for the takedown? It just, in Muay Thai, it counts. But Demetrius Johnson would have been the most famous guy on the planet, then. You know, when he fought in the UFC. He should have been. He should have been when he fought in the UFC. What's funny is he's more famous now. It's all about the promotion. Twitch and shit, right? From streaming.

[1:04:28] Where does he stream? Does he stream on YouTube or somewhere else? I don't know. I don't know. [1:04:34] His podcast, I think it's called The Mighty Cast. Bro, look how fast this fucking guy is. [1:04:39] I watched this fight twice last night. I was like, this Yoshinori guy is so fast. Like, the counters with the kicks... [1:04:46] They move faster than hands. [1:04:48] It's like two cats fighting. It's nuts, man. [1:04:52] The speed of their kicks is just bananas. I'll tell you this. I wish they were bigger. [1:04:57] Isn't it crazy that a cobra can't strike a cat? There's so many videos. The cats are too quick. The cats are so fast. A cobra can't fuck with the cats. When you see a honey badger or a wolverine, where's a fucking snake? They don't care if a snake bites them. They lie there half dead. Then they come back to life and eat the snake. [1:05:16] Yeah, that's a crazy animal. [1:05:18] . [1:05:19] Aren't they immune to the venom? Yeah, they recover from it. [1:05:22] Why would God make something like that? Just the evilest little motherfucker that steals food from lions. How crazy is it that the cats have reptile eyes and they hiss? Yes. [1:05:31] That is crazy. Isn't that crazy? They have reptile eyes, and they hiss. And they hiss. I know. And they hiss. [1:05:37] yep [1:05:38] No other animals go... That's what a snake does, and that's what cats do. [1:05:44] Yeah, cats. Yeah, cats. Like big cats, yeah. They hiss. Bro, you need to go to the Austin Zoo. [1:05:49] I've been. You're about this far away from a fucking tiger. [1:05:53] It's just... [1:05:54] It's like a fence, bro. It's not like San Diego where there's a huge glass eight feet away. Nah, bitch.

[1:06:00] touch the fucking tail... [1:06:03] My kids were climbing on the walls and shit. They didn't touch the tail. Oh, bro, you're so close, dude. Yeah, but you can't really touch the tail. Someone's for sure going to get fucked up there, and I'm all for it. It's great. You can't really touch the tail. It's the best, too. No, you can't touch the tail. It's more separated than that. Now, barely, though, Bubba. Look how fast these motherfuckers are. This is crazy. [1:06:19] This fight is heated up now. Does it go to a decision? Mm-mm. [1:06:22] No. [1:06:24] No, Yoshinari stops him. [1:06:26] And it's pretty spectacular when he does it. [1:06:31] So who have we got here? Austin Lane. [1:06:34] Oh, this dude had the craziest fight. Iwo Baraniski. I don't know how to say his name correctly. [1:06:40] I memorized it last time. [1:06:42] That dude had the craziest fight. [1:06:44] in his last outing. I forget who he was fighting, but they just stood toe-to-toe in front of each other and just blasted each other. Multiple knockdowns, haymakers, and eventually he came out on top, but it was chaos. Joe, with some of the tough names, do you memorize it the night before, or do you have an earpiece too? I have a thing where they say it, so the UFC sends me an email, and they say it in their email, so then I listen to them say it, and then I repeat it, and then I have to write it down phonetically. It's the most stressful day is the weigh-ins for me. I'm so stressed out. [1:07:14] for you because I struggle with names. I really struggle with like the Russian names and Middle Eastern. Some of them are crazy. Fuck off. [1:07:22] Some of them are crazy. They had this Mongolian dude the other day. I had to practice his name for 20 minutes. [1:07:27] He had the dopest hat, too, one of the Genghis Khan hats, like leather on the top, fur. He came out with it on. It stresses me out. Yeah, it's...

[1:07:34] This is coming. He's going to stop this dude soon. [1:07:38] the fucking speed this Japanese guy has, man. It's bananas. [1:07:42] That's all that kimchi. And I think this is... He's Japanese, buddy. [1:07:46] Not Korean. I think this is the first time they had Adam Waite with men. At least I've never seen it before. [1:07:52] That's a tiny dude, man. 105? [1:07:55] But look how fucking skillful this cat is. My 10-year-old is 105. [1:08:00] And he throws those, Japanese guys throw those toe kicks to the body where they literally straighten their foot out and they stab you with their big toe in the liver. [1:08:10] It's nuts. There's a bunch of these guys, especially the Kyokushin karate guys, they practice that. [1:08:15] But if people understood that these guys are more technical and more talented than all the other weights, but the problem is your normal average casual viewer is like, oh, I could beat them up. They're tiny. You can't really tell how tiny they are. If you told me this was 135, I would believe it. [1:08:32] I'd rather that's 135. You know what I mean? The end is near. You can't tell. He just rocked that dude with a head. You just got to make sure the ref is tight. When the ref is next to him, you can tell. Yeah, make the ref a midget. And these guys are middleweights. Bro, that ref is 5'2". Barely over the ropes. [1:08:47] Bro. Yeah, you could shoot around that if it's really an issue and it makes a difference on views. Just don't have like Big John as the ref? Yeah, no, no. You gotta have a fucking... Maybe you should, bro. Maybe you should. [1:08:58] Right. [1:09:00] Or Dan Mergliata. Yeah, that guy's a big old gorilla. Remove the top two ropes. Boom, so they look like giants. Like, damn, those guys are huge.

[1:09:09] But you need a big guy with big guys. [1:09:12] To be able to separate guys, you need a Mark Goddard. Yeah. You know, you need a hefty... Her game's pretty hefty. You need a big dude that's strong to... [1:09:20] No, we're talking about a 105 deception. You're right. Like a normal fight. Look at that. He just hit him with a flying knee in the face. [1:09:28] This cat is so fast. [1:09:30] That cat got knives. It's so technical, too. Look how slick he is, moving off the line and pulling his head back, moving to the side. Everything is just so slick. Isn't it weird how much more technical, the lower the weight? It has to be. They don't have any power. [1:09:47] They've got to catch you perfect to knock you out. It's not like a heavyweight where it's one shot. But there's also more competition, so you've got to be really, really good. It's also just the speed. There's no gravity. [1:09:59] They weigh 105 pounds. They're going to lift forever. Their legs move so quick. Everything moves so quick. Their arms are so small. [1:10:07] But also, at that weight, it has to be a perfect shot to inflict damage. Mm-hmm. Like a heavyweight clips you with a jab, you're fucked. Exactly. [1:10:14] But it's just how fast these guys can check things. Look at that left hand to the body he throws. It's nuts. [1:10:21] If they wait in at 105, they probably walk at like 120, right? 110. [1:10:26] Who knows? [1:10:27] They don't look big. No. If you're fighting at 105, it's probably because that's really your weight class. Yeah, you're about 108. Nobody wants to admit they fight at 105. [1:10:35] Don't want to lie. [1:10:36] Because women are like, what? You weigh less than me?

[1:10:40] Oh, it's unbelievable that knee of the body. There's that straight left. [1:10:48] I mean, he's tuning them up. [1:10:50] I'm pretty sure this is around where it stops him. [1:10:53] Okay. [1:10:53] There it is. With a bowl cut. Here it comes. [1:10:56] Boom. It's throwing it to the body, man. It's just, he's so quick. Yeah. [1:11:01] It's weird when you watch that. It's like everybody else looks slow now. [1:11:05] And I think one championship is focusing more on the Muay Thai with the MMA gloves. There are folks that look at how slick that was. Is RAC Mexican? [1:11:13] No, he's Thailand. [1:11:15] Yeah, bro. [1:11:16] . [1:11:19] There's a lot of Japanese guys that are dominating now. They're dominating in 1FC, in kickboxing especially. This is like the first one that I've seen that's really dominating in pure Muay Thai. [1:11:32] Oh, look at that. Look at that straight left. Peace to mind. [1:11:35] Heavyweight's about to fight. Austin Lane played for the Dallas Cowboys, Eddie. [1:11:40] What position? D-end. Really? It might have been Carolina, but I'm pretty sure Dallas. Defensive end? What does he weigh? He's 6'6", 260. So if you're 205, he's probably 230. Well, no, but he used to fight at heavyweight, and he was like 260. Okay. [1:11:54] He's cut down. [1:11:56] It's interesting because we were talking about heavyweight. That pool is the shallowest pool. When Francis was going over and they said they were going to do a fight on that card, I was like, who's he going to fight? [1:12:08] Miles Garrett. Imagine that. Miles Garrett fought? Bro. 290 all muscle. His nickname is Jurassic...

[1:12:17] Phillip Lins is good, but it's like, who else? Phillip Lins fought at 205, brother. Right. You know what I'm saying? So it's like... Right. But to MVP's defense, like, who else is there? Right. That's the question. There's no, like, free agents that you would go, ooh, I want to see that fight. That's what makes the UFC, you know... [1:12:33] kind of have a stranglehold on the industry is that these long contracts guys really can't get out it's very tough to get out well especially heavyweights [1:12:41] The talent pool is so small already. And the UFC has locked up all the good ones. [1:12:48] How about that one dude that... [1:12:50] He won and they cut him loose. [1:12:52] Is that the only time that's ever happened? I don't know. [1:12:58] How do you win in your cut? Because you're not entertaining. [1:13:01] But you're beating guys. But I'd never... I mean, you still got to tell him. And you got Ty Chouvasa, who's lost like six in a row, and they move him up in the rankings. I love Ty, so I hope he gets to number one. Yeah. [1:13:12] Thank you. [1:13:14] But heavyweights are short. Oh, that's over. Oh, that's bad. Damn. [1:13:18] There goes the Dallas Cowboys. [1:13:21] As usual. Yeah, as usual. That dude's a fucking tank, man. Yeah, he's a problem. Damn. MVP's up next. Is that guy Russian or something? [1:13:29] what is he? [1:13:30] Was his name Iwo? That was Iwo? I think he's from Poland. Is he Polish? Polish? [1:13:35] low bar and loose [1:13:36] But to your point, Joe, the heavyweight division is... [1:13:40] The heavyweight division is the worst it's ever been. It's weird because you've got Gabe Stevenson, who's not in the UFC yet.

[1:13:47] He's the guy that's the most interesting. [1:13:50] And he's not even in the UFC. Someone got me. It must have been, you know, there's MMA sites that leak shit. And who knows if it's true. They're like Gabe Stevenson versus JDS on the MVP card. I'm like, bro, take my fucking money. I was crunk for it. [1:14:05] And then I was doing it on my show. Crazy. You could see it happening. Here it is. Boom. Over the top. Looks worse because it's dreads. I saw something that said Mighty Mouse was on it, but that's obviously not true. No, Mighty Mouse, he's flatly said he's retired. What's the worst case scenario in a fight? You get knocked the fuck out, you get flatlined, and they got to take you out on a stretcher. Right? That would be the worst. There's nothing worse than that, right? That's the worst. That's the worst? That's us. Other than a broken leg. Do you remember Kay? [1:14:35] I'd be okay in a few months. Six months, you're fine. If you get your legs stabbed, you're out. Visually, it's bad, right? I think for your ego getting knocked out. Do you guys remember when K-1 was in Los Angeles in 2005? That was when Hoist fought Sakuraba the second time and beat him. People forget about that. Hoist beat Sakuraba. He beat him from fucking on his back, Sakuraba standing. He was throwing side kicks to Sakuraba's knee off his butt. [1:15:00] It was crazy. But also on that card, there was a football player. He played for the, he was a wide receiver. Johnny Morton. Johnny Morton. He was a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions. He goes out and he fights a black dude who lives in Japan and is a comedian. But he's a kickboxer too. I forget his name. Black dude. Japanese guy. Yeah, there it is.

[1:15:21] And dude, look. [1:15:23] Dude, he... [1:15:24] He gets put in a stretcher. Johnny Morton. So after this, after this. He only had one fight. No football players. All the football players were training for MMA. They were going to do MMA and dominate. That's why they're not fighting in MMA. Well, it's just crazy to step all the way up to a guy who's a pro kickboxer. They don't show the stretcher shit. [1:15:43] Yeah, Johnny Morton got fucked up. That was K1 Dynamite. We were there drinking next to Charles... Crazy Horse Bennett. Crazy Horse Bennett. Yeah, yeah. Look at that. Dude, that's the worst possible scenario. We were hanging out with Charles Bennett the entire time. You get taken out in a stretcher with a head brace? That was Brock Lesnar's first MMA fight. That's right. Yeah. It was outdoor in SoCal. Yep. That's right. Oh, my God. Watch that move the guy makes. Watch him jerk his neck. [1:16:08] Right? [1:16:09] Oh, damn. Jesus Christ, bro. He's like, dude, I don't need to be taking out her stretcher. He's like, dude, that's all NFL players, dude. That's when they dipped out. [1:16:20] when they saw that shit. [1:16:22] And that's the fight when your mother goes, your grandmother goes, your girlfriend goes. He was an awesome NFL wide receiver. Johnny Morton? He was a stud at USC. Dude, he was awesome. I'd say he's from there, bro. So he got knocked down from everybody. Damn. All his homies. Worst case scenario. There's a bunch of football players after that, though. What, Jamie? Outside of the Coliseum? Yeah. Yeah. It's outdoor. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. [1:16:44] Because you also had Michael Westbrook, remember him? [1:16:46] Black Belt. [1:16:48] Remember Michael Westbrook? Yes, yes. He's a fighter? Yes, that's right. Washington Redskins. Yep. Played at University of Colorado. Caught the Michigan Hail Mary. Oh, shit. Where did he fight?

[1:16:58] He fought... [1:16:59] Bring that up, Jamie. He had some straight-up MMA fights. [1:17:03] He was so fucking athletic. [1:17:05] Another fight that came up at the gym was fucking Brock Lesnar versus Alistair Overeem when he was eating horse meat. Oh, yeah. Whoa. That fight. You know that fight of all time. Dude, that was the juiciest fight in history. That was brutal. [1:17:17] I forgot it, fuck Fuck, what were you going to say? I forgot Football? [1:17:21] I forget. Ah, football. [1:17:24] Oh, Hershel Walker. [1:17:26] Oh, yes. People forgot about Herschel. That's right. He did good. He was doing good in Strikeforce. He was in his 40s. And he was in his 40s. He was stiff. 40s, he was a problem. [1:17:35] King of the Cage. That's right. Michael Westbrook, King of the Cage. Now, when did Michael Westbrook play in Colorado? Jamie, he was there. Find me some Hershel Walker MMA highlights. I was there. Yeah. [1:17:46] Herschel Walker MMA highlights when he fought for Strikeforce. Yep. Remember? He was stiff as fuck, but he was a problem. In his 40s. Fucking people up, dude. [1:17:54] He looked real good and fucking scary. [1:17:58] And he fought guys that knew how to fight. He fought real guys. I mean, they weren't top guys. He trained at AK, remember? They were real guys. And didn't he run for political causes? Yes, later. 48 here. Yeah, he's 48 here. [1:18:10] That's wild. Wild. They say he's like the biggest freak of all time. Oh, athletic freak? Yeah, for sure. Was anyone looking at us that he didn't lift weights and shit? I think he did 1,000 push-ups a day and 1,000 sit-ups. 1,000 push-ups, 1,000 sit-ups, 1,000 squats. He said crazy things like he only eats a bowl of soup and a salad. Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah, he said crazy things. Yeah, I don't know, man. People were like, wait, one day you did that? The other day you ate a whole cow? Just cat in a crunch. That doesn't make any sense, man. You're so jacked. There's no way you're supporting that.

[1:18:39] With a salad and a bowl of soup. No. [1:18:42] Dude, he's fucking that dude. But he also had... [1:18:45] I want to say it was trauma-based personality disorder, like multiple personality disorder. No way. Yeah. A handful. Yeah. Dude, he was, look at the size of him. Look how jacked he is at 48. Just shredded. Shredded. [1:19:00] The fights were good, too. He's skillful. [1:19:03] I mean, he was definitely, like, super-duper strong. That was a big part of it. Look at that. Look how jacked it, son. Look at him. That's crazy. 48. That's nuts. Joe Rogan. That's nuts. You have to go to his game. [1:19:15] Like watch it. [1:19:17] when he kept jumping over the score. [1:19:20] In the National Championship game? Hershel Walker? Hershel Walker, captain. [1:19:24] When you play for Georgia. When you play for Georgia. Oh, my God. [1:19:27] on my job. [1:19:27] that shit he used to do. Do you remember he went to the USFL? He went to the USFL. That's how I met him. Same thing with Jim Kelly, too. That's how I met him. And Steve Young. They all went to the UFC. When I thought I was going to be a football player, I was like 12 years old. They go, where are you going to go, the NFL or the USFL? I'm like, whoever pays me the most money. I go where the bag's at, dog. Dude, I really thought I was going to play football. That's funny. I had no idea. It's just like, imagine how much we're talking about [1:19:57] Zeke. [1:19:58] Yoel Romero don't even look as good as Herschel. Yeah, true. But Yoel's a better fighter. Oh, beyond. Yeah, yeah. He's still doing it, right? Not even close. I would say Herschel and... But still, Herschel's so shredded. I would say they had very similar bodies. No, Herschel's more shredded. No.

[1:20:14] Hershel's more shredded. [1:20:15] Yeah, well, Yoel looks super impressive at 48. Yoel's back. But Yoel's like, he's bigger. He's got more body fat on him. [1:20:22] You know, he's like, he's bigger. He's like, he's fighting heavyweight now. [1:20:26] It's probably on some... [1:20:27] Remember how big he was at one time we did a podcast with him? He was still fighting at 185. Look at that. Look at that Hershel Walker. Come on, son. All right, all right. That's at 48. We go to Yoel, though, too. Kind of bananas. Damn, those traps are... Kind of bananas. That's football traps. That's football traps. But the thing about Yoel is Yoel's not cutting any weight anymore. You know, when he was fighting 185, he was pretty shredded. If I'm MVP, you want to knock people's socks off, I do Darren Till, Yoel Romero. [1:20:50] Take my fucking money, dude. I already have a subscription. You know what I'm saying. But I don't think Darren's doing any MMA anymore. I think it's just boxing. I don't know. [1:21:00] You know, he looked really good against Luke Rockhold, and I think his knees fuck with him. [1:21:04] He had some real bad knee problems. That's why he left to get on some peptide and some other shit and cure that knee. He doesn't really cure it that well. It depends on how much you got. He got some stem cells. That's why he got some stem cells. Yeah, but once you have meniscus problems, you've got no cushioning in there and you get arthritis. I've just torn meniscus since the Ultimate Fighter. [1:21:22] And I like to run long distance. And I was telling Brigham about it, and he's like, dude, tell him to see what these stem cells do. I can run all day now. I'm sure. I believe you. But the thing is, like, once the cartilage is gone, and you're like Kamaru Usman territory, Yeah, yeah. [1:21:38] There's not a whole lot they can do. Yeah. It's always going to hurt. I'm hearing that... [1:21:43] Stem cells are regrowing cartilage, too. That's the latest. Yeah, I've seen that, too. That's like new studies. I don't think they've applied to humans yet, but they're going to be able to do that, and they're also going to be able to, there's a new treatment for disc degenerative disc disease, where they're spreading the discs out, making them larger again. Stem cells are wild. I've been telling Joe for the last two days, he don't know what I'm talking about. He'll bring them.

[1:22:06] Last year, that kid from the Boston Celtics ripped his leg apart during the playoffs. What's his name? Jason Tatum, he came back in 248 days or something like that. Don't put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it. [1:22:16] What did he rip, Jamie? Achilles, I think. [1:22:19] Achilles and something in his knee. The other guy's still out. This motherfucker came back in the first game. He slam dunked it. And I'm like, I just watched it to see. I thought he was on a buckle and shit. 248 days is a good amount of time. 298. Yeah, 298 is a good amount of time. Yeah, it's almost a year. Yeah, that gives you plenty of time to... [1:22:38] get rehabilitated and build your strength back up. Starting NBA, though. Amazing. It's amazing. How long was Kobe out? Not longer, I think. I know, but you're talking about Aaron Rodgers, when he tore his Achilles, he came back real quick. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers did. That's the new mother. Aaron Rodgers was working with Brigham. Yes. They were working with Wastewell. Yep. [1:22:58] That's part of the reason why he came back so quick with stem cells. Correct. Yeah, yeah. [1:23:03] What they got out now, so that injury... [1:23:06] I knew something is, you know, when I was a kid, if you ripped your Achilles tendon, that's a year. Yeah, you're out. And this guy, you're not getting to what I said. [1:23:14] It's 249 days or whatever the fuck it was. [1:23:17] 2098 days, but... [1:23:19] That's just to do shit. [1:23:21] Never mind playing an NBA game and dunking a fucking basketball. Right. Football, you need a little more time. I paid attention to that guy. I came in here a year ago, and I told you. [1:23:32] I went to a Celtic game. [1:23:33] And the strength that Jason Tatum had. Oh, he's a beast. Is not the strength that basketball players when I played had. They're training different things. It's a whole new world out there. They're lightning. When they go in the paint, have you seen that fucking seven-foot guy shooting jumpers? For San Antonio? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wemby? Oh, yeah, that Asian guy? Yeah. No, no, no. He's like French. French black. French black, yeah. I don't follow basketball too much, but I know that guy. I know that guy. But I follow, you know, when somebody gets injured. I'm interested in this. Yep.

[1:24:03] Joe Pfeiffer, very interested in that. [1:24:06] That's a scary fight. I would have put that on the White House. Right? Listen, I have a friend that fucking... Right? That would be crazy. I had a friend that did crack. What? 40 fucking years. What? [1:24:16] no teeth, he's driving a cab. [1:24:19] He got that rectal cancer. What is that? Rectal? Oh, yeah, that one. Colon. Colon cancer? Colon cancer. Rectal. [1:24:25] Three treatments, guys. Of stems? [1:24:28] No. In your head? What did he get? No. Through treatments of what? Something? He's good to go? Good to go. He's back smoking crack, driving a cab. Good for him. My stem cell spot in Tijuana, CPI, they're working on using stem cells to cure cancer. [1:24:46] They're doing some crazy shit out there. It's crazy shit, man. It's crazy. It's a different world. CPI is doing some shit that you can't do in the United States legally. That's why they're in Mexico. If they could do what they're doing in the United States, there would be a CPI in every major city. Well, let me tell you something. A big thing hasn't come up. And there should be. We were talking about this yesterday. Like right now, peptides are an all-time high. They're great. People are paying attention to them. [1:25:08] people reading about them, but there's so many different peptides. [1:25:11] Now, I'm 63 fucking years old. And last time I went to bring him, I went on that computer. [1:25:17] with the AI guy. Oh, the alien? I told the fucking guy, go listen. [1:25:20] I'm 63, I'm going to make my dick bigger and stronger than a tub of bits. Dick stems. Dick stems. So he goes, you know, the grandfather of that is testosterone. Yeah. [1:25:29] there's peptides you can use. So I went back and I ordered one of the peptides

[1:25:34] We cooking? [1:25:37] Not well, guys. [1:25:38] No? No. Too hard? Too hard. PT-141 doesn't affect blood flow. PT-141? What is that? That's a peptide. For your dick? [1:25:46] for blood flow. It's been invected since 1970. [1:25:50] for women and guys. But this is how crazy this is. It's been around since 1970. So why are you giving me Viagra? [1:25:56] Why are you giving me fucking Viagra? If you know... [1:26:00] This is fucking better for you. [1:26:03] Gentlemen. It says it's for desire. Put that back up. It says it's choose to treat generalized hypoactive sexual desire disorder. [1:26:15] and premenopausal women. [1:26:17] And off-label for erectile dysfunction in men. It didn't work for you, Joey? 72 hours? Listen, unlike ED pills that target blood flow, PT-141 acts on the central nervous system to increase sexual desire. Dude, we got to get that. Yeah, I wanted to fucking midget that night. No, it didn't work out for you. It didn't work out for you? PT-141? It sounds exciting. Let me just break it down for you. Please do. Like, I was always scared of Viagra. And one of you guys said it's for the heart. It used to be a heart medication. Then it became a dick medication. [1:26:47] low blood something like that and that's why I took it I took it the first time it's okay [1:26:52] It's okay. This shit I just wanted to take on principle. [1:26:55] I had mixed up. Where do you get it? Peptide store. [1:26:59] You order it online, even fucking waste a while I get it for you. Straight from China. Peptide store. But listen. What is it? This is liquid. The desire that you have is like how it causes it because I did it.

[1:27:11] I was like, "What the fuck is this?" So the... you shoot it at seven. [1:27:14] In your dick? No, you shoot it in your arm. Okay. At seven. Or in your stomach. So you have to tell your wife, like, hey, hang on. You don't say shit. Don't tell nobody? You don't tell nobody. Nobody. You're at home, the kids are out, you just blast it in your stomach. And you wait. Give it three hours. Three hours? Wait for it to kick in. That's a long time. How long does it last? [1:27:33] 72. [1:27:34] 72 hours? So the wait is working. [1:27:40] Don't worry about the fucking wait. So it's a horny peptide? You're walking into three days of... Let me tell you, people, I'm older. [1:27:48] So the first night, yeah, I got a little bit of a heart on. I looked at my wife. I'm like, no, it's too late. It's too late. [1:27:57] Yeah, it was like 11.30. She didn't put that shit. It's too late. She's watching Limey TV and shit. [1:28:04] Now, I haven't given my wife a stab in the morning since I turned 50. [1:28:08] says enable spray yeah it's going to happen to go right in there the response the peptide is rapid listening a penile reaction within minutes i told you don't that's the i never sprayed it but now i know let's get the spray on top i want them so the first night yeah it was okay i didn't whack off or nothing [1:28:28] The next morning, I got up and I couldn't pee. [1:28:31] because that motherfucker was out and about. He was like, a Marine going to Iran. This motherfucker was out. I couldn't even pee. And I remember the dick in my head, and I go, honey, don't go downstairs yet. She's like, why? I got to drink coffee. No, no, no. I want to get you off surprise. Oh, my God. Because I stopped giving the stabbings after 50 because I don't like stabbings at night. I like them in the morning. Yeah. That's the best action. Yeah, me too. The monkey's ferminated. You're awake. It's a whole fucking thing. You're awake. Boogers in your eyes. Boogers in your eyes. You just eat monkey and fucking...

[1:28:59] Dust is going all over the place. [1:29:04] Dog, I stopped because when you turn over 50, they say that's the best time to get a heart attack. [1:29:09] is between six in the morning and twelve at lunch [1:29:11] So I used to always give my wife a stab in the morning. I felt a little weird, so I said, fuck it, I'll cut it down and just eat a monkey in the morning. [1:29:17] But that felt a little weird. [1:29:19] So I said, fuck it, I cut out sex in the morning. [1:29:21] Because you're worried about getting a heart attack. Yeah, but then I'm at fucking jujitsu at nine getting beat up by 20-year-olds. I'm like, what's the difference? What's the difference? I'm doing hip escapes. I'm fucking dying here. [1:29:33] So I said fuck it, let me start giving her a stab in the morning again, but I did it after the PT-141. So you usually give your wife or... [1:29:41] your lover is stabbing [1:29:42] and your dick is like kind of weird for a little while, [1:29:45] This motherfucker was up at attention by the time I was eating yogurt. [1:29:48] I went to breakfast. I was looking at my dick again. It's ready to go. And then I went out, and all day long it stays half cocked. It's like three quarters hard. Like it's just ready to wind blow on it. Dog. You just really... [1:30:04] Here goes Michael Valpage. Come on, MVP. So, yeah, it's about... [1:30:06] 48 hours of fucking nothing but dick, dick, dick. There needs to be a cartoon of that story. Sucks if he's not in the mention at 170 for the title either. [1:30:16] And this fight doesn't really get him there. This does nothing for him. No. So let's say he does some amazing knockout. Okay. [1:30:23] The guy's unranked. [1:30:24] The only person to beat him was Ian Gary, right? Correct, by decision. And Jared Canineer got on top of him at the end, but he was lighting Jared up. But I think that's why the UFC brass are going a little south on him, because he's had a bunch of decisions since he got to the UFC.

[1:30:38] And then the Kevin Holland fight was supposed to be fun. It wasn't. And then he fights Derek Cannonier, and he's lighting him up, but he's messing around. [1:30:47] And Daniel was like, buddy, you got the guy hurt. Let's go here. And he kept messing around. They got taken down. Jerry Kennedy was tough. So I think since then, the UFC's got a little sound. Look at him. He had dreads. He looked like Millie Vanilli. Right? He's up with a dance. That motherfucker's a fun dude. Dad. People forgot about Millie Vanilli. Have you had him in here, too? There's a documentary. Yeah, he was a great guest. People forgot about him. [1:31:06] He was a great guest. He was really fun. [1:31:08] Really smart guy. Smart guy. And, you know, I always said for the longest time, that's the next thing that's going to emerge in MMA. Because those guys, I remember from my competition days, when you would enter into those karate tournaments, those guys that were really good at that, [1:31:22] It was a totally different game Even being in Taekwondo But you're used to continuous action These guys that know how to just get that first shot off And get out of the way quick They were a problem [1:31:34] That's a very specific skill set. And if you could teach that skill set... [1:31:38] and then learn all the other stuff, you have that thing always. So the first strike, they have a giant advantage. They can do stuff that you don't anticipate, because they can catch you from... [1:31:49] A distance where you can't close the distance, but he can easy. You should learn that first, right? If you were trying to create the ultimate MMA fighter as a child, you throw him into Taekwondo and wrestling. First wrestling, wrestling number one. I don't even know Taekwondo. You've got to get him on the spinny kicks because you can't learn him later. You've got to learn him early. Yeah, but you can learn those from karate, too. I feel like more karate guys have done way better, like point karate guys, than Taekwondo. It's all about that wheel kick.

[1:32:19] kicks like it's not a kick that's like an elusive kick that no one knows how to throw no but very it's they're very rarely thrown it's true but but i think that the skill of being able to blitz is even better because they could do all the stuff that taekwondo the good ones like raymond daniels yes they do all the stuff that taekwondo guys do but they have that additional ability to cover distance isn't that taekwondo too not really no that's all a little but not like point karate point karate is the number one skill for covering distance with like a blitz it's like fencing [1:32:49] Yeah, man. And Bruce Lee was in defencing because of that. Dude, those guys, like, when I used to go to those tournaments and watch, like, you know... [1:32:56] Everybody makes fun of Billy Blanks. Billy Blanks back in the day was a wicked point fighter. A wicked point fighter. World champion point fighter. Yeah, he was good, dude. And he was super jacked and athletic. He was really good at covering discs. Blah! They would just catch each other with back fists and punches from so far away. And throw wild kicks from so far away. Damn, I didn't know he was 38. Holy shit, he looks like he's 28. Yeah. [1:33:21] He's in great shape. [1:33:23] Are we talking about Bobby Orr the other day? When you saw him with his knee surgery? Yeah. He was 38. What? Really? Say Bobby Orr? Oh, my God. I was going to tell you that. So when I was 19, he was 38? Yeah. Oh, my God. He couldn't even walk. Yeah, retired by 40 and done. I think maybe he retired at 30 or something, it was saying. He was retired back then. I know he was retired. You know, Mike Van Pate's doing a bunch of other shit, too. He has a restaurant. He has a restaurant in London. Yeah, he owns a restaurant.

[1:33:50] He's got a podcast, right? I don't think so. He doesn't? I don't think... He's in movies. No. [1:33:54] He should be. Yeah, 100%. He's such an entertaining and fun guy. Yeah, he is. And a really nice guy, too. Like, super nice guy. Really nice guy. [1:34:03] He's like, here it is. [1:34:04] So this is Billy Blanks in the early karate fight. Oh, shit. Billy Blanks is on the right. Oh, shit. [1:34:09] They could punch the face. They could in those. It depends on which tournament. You're supposed to pull your punches in some of them. So this was the early days before they even wore the pads. Yeah. [1:34:18] But those guys eventually started wearing those foam boots and, you know, [1:34:23] So this is like real early. This looks like the 70s or something. This shit is old school. Does it say what year this is? No, this is like a whole long documentary. Oh. [1:34:33] Eddie, back to your mysterious death. Here it is, like there. Like here it is, these ones. So these ones are some of the bigger karate tournaments. They had a lot of these. And these guys would fight like this. Look at his got a little cape on. [1:34:47] They had weird outfits. They all got very flamboyant. MVP fight starts right now. Oh, here we go. MVP fight starts right now. Let's go, MVP. Let's go. Oh, shit. I'm rooting for him, man. [1:34:58] Who's the white guy? [1:34:59] He's his training partner, but he's had four finishes in a row. This is his training partner. And he's better on the ground. He's really good at Darces and Anacondas. And look how big he is. In training, they said he would get them on MVP. And he was at 155 for a while, right? Which is crazy. Look how tall he is. [1:35:16] Those guys kill themselves, man. The weight cutting in MMA is just so nutty.

[1:35:21] If they had an atom weight... [1:35:23] Yoel Romero would try to make it. Someone crazy would try to make Adam wait. Not Yoel, but you know what I'm saying? Like someone who just cuts crazy weight. [1:35:33] What's weird is even though they've trained together, I doubt Michael Van Apege moves exactly like this in training. Right, he doesn't try to really fuck you up. No, he showboats, he does his thing. [1:35:43] He's such an entertainer, man. But it does help a lot if you've already sparred with this guy. Huge advantage. Now, is it possible that there'd be a Michael Venom page versus Israel Dasanya? [1:35:54] It's possible, sure. The same weight category? Yeah, because he'll fight at 170 and 85. Yeah, he fought Cannon here at 85. They would fight each other? They're not buddies? They're buddies. But so are these guys. UFC don't give a fuck. [1:36:09] That would be crazy, dude. Yeah. [1:36:12] It would be a great fight. Izzy and this motherfucker? [1:36:15] But is he Joe Pfeiffer's crazy? [1:36:17] That's a crazy fuck. Joe Piper's fucking terrifying. Because they're basically like super similar, right? Yeah. I mean... [1:36:23] Joe Piper hits you like he's trying to kill you. [1:36:27] Like, he's trying to look. He's trying to kill you. [1:36:29] It's very different. Every shot's head hunting. He just needs to mix it up more. [1:36:33] Especially against a guy like Izzy. [1:36:35] He can smell a huge overhand. He was going for the big shots in the Kelvin Gaslam fight, right? Yes. Because he had him really badly hurt in that first round. [1:36:43] But damn, dude, when that guy hits people... [1:36:45] It's a problem. Yeah. [1:36:47] He's a real problem. It's cool that Michael Venom Page has Venom on the back of his shorts. It's pretty cool.

[1:36:53] Yeah. [1:36:55] Coincidence, right? [1:36:57] I forgot Venom's still on. Yeah. [1:37:00] Venom fight gear. Yep. [1:37:02] French company. [1:37:07] Yeah, this dude knows how to fight him, I'll tell you that. [1:37:09] Yeah, but the issue is since he's used to it, he's not engaging. So you usually don't get a really, well, they're kind of thrown there. Well, you don't get a super entertaining fight. He's probably going to look for a take. Can he do this style, Joe? Can he do this style and keep his hands up too? Or is it necessary to keep it down? It's a big part of it. Speed comes from it. It's a big part of it because you don't know where the shots are coming from. He throws overhands. He throws uppercuts. His jab will come from his hip. Yeah. So it's part of it. If he had his hands up, it wouldn't work. He wouldn't move as well. [1:37:37] Really? No. Or cover ground as well. The arms, swinging the arms back and forth helps you move around as well. [1:37:43] It's a big part. It's like running. If you had to run with your arms like this, you would not be able to run as fast. But, boy, you better be fucking good at it. Oh, yeah. Otherwise, you're leaving your jaw wide open. Yeah. [1:37:53] But he's very evasive. Like, no one really lands shots on him. [1:37:56] So they were talking about Douglas Lima and Luke Rockhold. That was the fight that was proposed. Yeah, an MVP. That's interesting. Yeah. [1:38:03] Douglas Liam is another one that people forgot about. I think there was a time where he was arguably... [1:38:08] like the second best welterweight on the planet. You couldn't say he was the best until he fought in the UFC, but he was... [1:38:14] ultra impressive for a while he was fucking a lot of it's just tough with those bellator guys it's hard it's tough you don't really know until they come over to get patchy micks monster what about aj mckee what about him

[1:38:26] He's good. Very good. Dude, he's the only guy in MMA history to have 100% choke. [1:38:31] Yeah, he was good You know the 100% fuck? I don't know if you know He taps people with that Yeah That's one of my go-to moves His son's really good Nobody knows that shit Nobody does it [1:38:41] But AJ McKee, he gets you 100% full guard. The fight is over. It's over. [1:38:48] There's a lot of elite talent that didn't get their shot on the big stage. Well, think about Patricio Pitbull. By the time he comes, you're getting a certain version of him. Right, he was like 36 or 37. Yeah, he got fucked up. You don't think AJ McKee could eventually end up in the UFC? How old is he now? 32? 33? Not that old. 30? He's only 30? Yeah, he definitely could. Yeah, 100%. [1:39:10] Yeah, he's going to have to get going fast. He was locked up in Bellator, then now he's PFL. The thing is, PFL wants to keep those talented guys, and they're giving them a lot of money, man. [1:39:22] I don't know what they're giving them these days. They don't. But if you win that tournament, you get a million dollars. Like Olivier Aubin-Mercier won a million dollars fighting over there. [1:39:31] After the UFC let him go. That's nuts. Yeah, but is it nuts? It is. They should be getting paid more than that. What the fuck? What the fuck? [1:39:39] Do something here. Enough. Enough. Enough. Who wins this fucking round? They know each other too much. No one wins this round. This is the problem. This is why Dana White gets pissed off. [1:39:49] You want to go in there and battle. What the fuck? How much are we going to weigh? Don't make this matchup. [1:39:55] That was a...

[1:39:57] That wasn't anywhere near landing that wheelchair. No, slow. And a back fist, one back fist. Dude, he went, dude, Joe, he threw a back fist like this. You never see it. He was like this. [1:40:06] And they went like this. [1:40:07] Yeah, he does wild shit. You never see that shit. No, he does wild shit. Dude, there was one guy, remember Daryl Gohler? [1:40:13] Yeah. Darryl Gohler. Do you remember Darryl Gohler? I don't think so. High-level wrestler, went to Brazil to teach all the Brazilians wrestling. He's a black dude from fucking Detroit or something. Go moves to Brazil to teach wrestling in Brazil. And his fighting style, dude, he would throw a back fist off his jab. [1:40:30] Darryl go, he would throw a jab and then backfist. He'd go, "Poof, poof." [1:40:35] That was his style. [1:40:38] Jab, back fist. Nobody else did that. Don't you remember when... [1:40:43] Dan Henderson knocked out Hector Lombard. He hit him with a back fist, didn't he? Or a back elbow. Back elbow. Back elbow standing. Yep. Remember Tony Ferguson throws two back... He went back like that and dropped him. Remember Tony Ferguson throws two spinning... [1:40:58] elbows in a row yeah he threw one and then he goes you know i'll throw another one bop bop no one's ever done that Tony's killing it in that one's ever done that he's killing that misfit though in his prime he was a motherfucker dude oh bro before he like fucking blew his knee out doing that fox thing him and Khabib it was a flip a coin who's better I couldn't tell him very very that was huge dude that motherfucker Tony Ferguson versus Khabib that was like what was that 2016

[1:41:28] now he just landed a right hand on his dick he's like what am i doing with this fucking barber well he knows he can't deal with the booze he's he's in he's in london he can't be losing in london and he can't have a boring fight in london he's got to get something no come on he definitely has an after party and you gotta have yeah you can't be talking about bullshit at the after party i think this is last fight in the contract too well if he stops this dude everybody forgets about that first round [1:41:51] If he doesn't, [1:41:52] That becomes a real problem when he is negotiating. Is this round two or three? Two. Or he leads over to MVP, big dog. [1:42:02] It is interesting. It's like there is a difference once a guy knows that style. Yeah. [1:42:06] Because Patterson's not been in real trouble. [1:42:08] And everybody else is in trouble. Everybody that fights him gets lit up on the outside. Look what he did to Jared Cannoneer, who's a beast. Look what he did. Yeah. Kevin Holland couldn't touch him. Because, again, there's no way to mimic the style stuff. First time you see it is in here and Bruce Buffer is fucking standing next to him. Right. But this kid, ooh, he almost landed right here. This kid had 100 rounds with him? [1:42:27] Yeah, this kid's been in there with them a lot. They brought them in for Sharapova. They brought them in for fucking Kevin Holland. [1:42:34] Oh! [1:42:36] Oh, that was nice. That was fucking... That's so slick. Yeah, that was like... He does some slick shit. That was gangster. You see that one fight that he had where he threw a spitting 360 roundhouse kick, kicked the dude in the face, knocked him out, and then just stood there with his back on. Yeah, that was dope. Remember when he did the cyborg, the flying knee? Caved in his fucking skull? Worst knockout of all time. Ever. Of all time. Ever.

[1:42:58] You can't get a worse knockout. He literally caved his skull in. You had to have fucking brain surgery. Brendan. Probably never be the same again. I don't think you ever fought again. What is your technique in remembering all this shit? Do you like spend, I'm going to spend one hour reviewing all the fights. No. But what time, like how do you know all these fucking fights? It's just what I'm into. Like you're into the Cleveland Browns. It's just what I'm into. Or you're into jiu-jitsu. You could talk about combat jiu-jitsu matches and jiu-jitsu matches. My thing is I have nobody to talk about it with. That's it. [1:43:28] But what is your system? Like in the morning you wake up and you watch it. In the morning. In the morning. You watch old UFC fights. I'll either watch them or listen to other podcasts. How do you decide which fights you're going to review? [1:43:42] Usually the big dogs. [1:43:44] The main ones? Well, review this fucking one, all right? Watch what the fuck is going on here. Joey, I told you... Brendan's an encyclopedia. The problem is a lot of stuff is not happening right here. There's a lot of thrown punches at air. Me and Orlowski is the worst heavyweight fight of all time. Nobody won. You have an MMA show, right? Yeah, a job show. It's interesting that they didn't think of this when they booked this fight. [1:44:05] They didn't think these guys are training partners. This might be a stinker. [1:44:09] Exactly. That's what I would think. Call me. You can't do that. [1:44:14] Maybe it's like you can't get anybody to fight Venom Page in London. That might be a problem, too. It might have been a bunch of dudes said no, and Patterson was like, let's go. What about – he said at 170 and 185 in London. [1:44:26] They just won't give him anything. Has Venom fought a Dagestani type dude?

[1:44:33] Like wrestling? No. That's not fun. That's the big criticism. That's the matchup right there. Him and Amzat. That would be nuts. [1:44:41] Is he 185? He fights at 185. He can fight at 185. Is this 185 right now? No, this one's 170. I'll tell you what I can't fucking wait for is Hamza versus Strickland. Let's fucking go. That's what is happening? In New Jersey. In New Jersey, Joey. Damn. Yeah. Damn. That's a motherfucking fight. That's a great fight. That's a Super Bowl right there, dude. That's a great fight. That's who the press conferences. Bro. Bro. [1:45:03] So you know how the UFC makes them do, like Paramount makes them do face-off like three times before the fight? They fly in on a Tuesday. They have them face-off with the lights. You can't do that with those two. Imagine the shit talk. You can't do it. You can't do it. And Paramount, you know, they're in suits like, I don't see why not. It's like, well, because they're going to kill each other. Yeah, you can't do that. He called him a terrorist. We can't have this. He called him a goat fucker. Yeah. Damn. Can't have it. Damn. Can't have it. [1:45:27] Bro, I love Strickland. How good did he look against Fluffy? [1:45:30] Before that fight, I'm like, man, Strickland will probably get fucked up by Hamzat. The shape I saw him in, I was like, motherfucker. He looks great. Yeah, he looks tremendous. [1:45:41] Oh! That was a good right hand. That was a good right hand. Finally. Finally. But you can't have, like, one punch in a two-round fight. [1:45:48] He's got two or three of them. Training partners, man. I know. [1:45:51] Thank you. [1:45:52] And Joe, the mystery of that fight is Strickland's going to get taken down. [1:45:56] That's going to happen. He'll get taken down. But he's so well versed on getting up in his cardio. That third, fourth, and fifth round...

[1:46:03] If he keeps getting up, defend the submissions, that's when it gets interesting. He's also so hard to hit. He's so hard to hit. He does so many sneaky things on the feet that people don't see coming. And he just keeps coming. Yep. Keeps coming. Yeah, no way Cosmod's going to fucking stand with him. He's going to try to take him down. No way. Keeps keeping you. Hamzat can strike too, though. Did you see the video of Hamzat striking with Khalil? No, totally. But you think that's the best strategy for Cosmod? No way. No, the best strategy is... Because Strickland can fucking... Drag him to the ground. He's got great striking. Why would you take a chance? [1:46:33] The only thing that would make sense is if he wanted to make up for the last fight where a lot of people thought it was boring when he won against Strickland. Because he didn't look for a finish. He just comes out and tries to blast Strickland. Dude, if he tries to stand with Strickland, dude, he's fucked. But here's why he can try to stand with Strickland, because he's not a knockout artist. Like, he's a volume puncher like a Nate Diaz. It's a lot of volume. So even if you do stand with him and you get pieced up, he's not really going to knock you out. And we really don't know how strong. Drop his in one shot. We really don't know how Kamzad's chin is, right? [1:47:03] No, he went toe-to-toe. I mean, smaller guy, but Gilbert Burns, right? He traded shots with him. Gilbert dropped him. Yeah. [1:47:10] He never fought like that. He's going to try to take Strickland down a hundred percent of the time. No way he's going to stand with him. No way he's going to stand with that dude. The barber's going to take him out right here. Watch. Round three. Well, we've had two stinker rounds. I wonder what the point count is of how many strikes have been landed. [1:47:31] Three significant strikes for Venom and two for the white dude. This is a guy who is an expert at fighting the style. It's really kind of interesting. He's so good at his distance management. He knows what Michael can do. And his best tool is the element of surprise, and they take it from him. He threw a flying wing chung kick.

[1:47:51] Yeah, they took his best skill. It's just not sending a guy up for success. That's my issue with it. Oh! And MVP's a bona fide star, man. I know. [1:48:00] Meanwhile, this looks kind of shitty. [1:48:03] I wonder what Venom's Jiu-Jitsu looks like. [1:48:06] He's tapped people before. Didn't he get somebody in an ankle lock? Yeah. [1:48:12] I mean, that's all I remember. I'm sure he could do everything. [1:48:15] I mean, I don't think he's got holes in his game. He's not going to win fucking... It's just like, it's never going to be as good as his stand-up is. It's not going to get to Worlds, but... Yeah, his stand-up, though, is just so weird. It's like most people just can't do... And world-class. Yeah, most people can't do anything with it. No. [1:48:28] Kevin Holland was befuddled. He was like, what the fuck do you want me to do? I can't even hit this guy. He couldn't even come close. He was just throwing it there. Was he trying to take him down? [1:48:37] I mean, we couldn't get close. I mean, he never... He's really tough to take down. Michael Venom just controlled that fight. He just controlled every aspect of that fight. Was that before or after the Thompson fight? [1:48:49] That's a good question. After. After the Thompson fight. Yeah. After. After. [1:48:53] So he fought two dudes that are impossible. But the crazy thing is, like... [1:48:57] he might have been able to take Wonder Boy down. [1:49:00] Wonder Boy, you know, he's been taken down before. He's got good takedown defense, but he didn't even try. Making an agreement where you're not even going to try? Who beat Stephen Thompson, like, decisively? Is there someone that just... Matthew Immortal Brown did. He was the first guy, too. How did he beat him? Matt took him to the ground and beat the fuck out of him. Really? Yeah, Matt wore his ass out. That was the early days when Matt...

[1:49:22] Matt's a fucking beast. Yeah, he stopped. Yeah, he's great. He stopped fighting. Matt was a fucking animal in his prime. And that was the first defeat that Thompson had. He just couldn't deal with the full rounded skill set. And the pressure. Veteran pressure. He could fight on the ground, too. And then Woodley beat Thompson two times. Yeah, but it was super boring. Super boring, but Woodley fought him the right way. Just like he's fighting him. Don't engage. Don't just run into the wood chipper. Stay on the outside. Make him come to you. [1:49:52] hurt him. That's right. A couple times. That's right. Bad. Good morning. [1:49:56] Oh, it was a draw, one of them. Oh. Oh, so he beat him in the second fight. Oh, that's right. It was a draw, and Woodley retained his title. I remember that. [1:50:05] That's right. [1:50:06] Bro, he was a bad motherfucker. How about when he beat up Johnny Hendricks? [1:50:11] What happened to him? Holy shit. Where's Johnny Hendricks now? He's a cop. He's a cop. Yeah. [1:50:18] Dude, how about those epic matches? Wasn't it with GSP? It was like Johnny Hendricks and GSP. That was like the Super Bowl. That was like the Super Bowl. Yeah, I thought he could have won that decision. I haven't re-watched it, but at the time I was like, man. For sure. That could have been Johnny. [1:50:33] But I'll tell you what, Matt, that guy used to put people to sleep. John Fitch, Martin Kampman, remember those guys? He sent those guys in the air. He sent them in the air. And then it all went away. [1:50:46] Yeah. [1:50:47] He's a cop now. And you know who else is a cop? Good dude. Anderson Silva. I know. No fucking way. He's a little cop. You imagine him pulled over by the spider? What the fuck? Oh, that's right. It's Beverly Hills. Wait a minute. That's right. Anderson Silva's a cop? Yeah, go speed in Beverly Hills. A hundred percent? Yeah. He's like driving around in a car? It's not like honorary. But it's a good place to do it in Beverly Hills.

[1:51:09] Yeah, you don't have to do shit. You don't have to sleep all day. It's like in South Central. Bro, this might be the least action of any fight ever. Next to Derek Lewis and Francis Ngannou. [1:51:18] Right? [1:51:19] I fucking told you guys. It's two fucking well-known training partners. I'll tell you what, man. Props to Patterson because this is the first dude that Venom Page has fought that doesn't look like he doesn't belong in there. [1:51:31] Other than Ian Garrow. Ian Machado-Garry. Ian's a bad motherfucker, dude. He figured it out. He figured out that style, just grab a hold of him, drag him to the ground, beat him there. Fucks they ended up with him. I'm pretty sure they announced Ian versus Islam. [1:51:45] Ooh, I like that. Let's confirm that. I get my facts off Twitter. I like that a lot. If that's real, I like that a lot. Pretty sure that's real. I like that a lot. That's a very good fact. Pretty sure I saw pretty cool posters, just like Khabib and Conor. 23 hours ago, still waiting for the call from the UFC. That's Ian, but Islam posted a picture, though. Like Islam, I think, leaked it. Standing outside of a phone booth. [1:52:04] waiting for the call. Imagine if Michael Venn and Paige loses this fight. [1:52:11] No, he's not going to lose it. Well, listen, all this guy has to do is land four punches, and it's the most anybody's ever landed. And he's controlling them against the cave. I don't think he's going to win. I think that... [1:52:20] even if [1:52:21] there's no significant damage between both of them. They're just going to give it to Venom. Oh, this is crazy bad. That's a crazy bad fight. [1:52:29] Is that it? It's over? That's it. And that's not on Michael Venom Page or Sam. That's on the matchmakers. [1:52:34] That's a crazy matchup. [1:52:36] Call your boy. It's literally the last guy you want to fight a style like that is someone who understands it.

[1:52:42] It's the last thing you want. Don't you want excitement? You think they're going to go for a break? They know each other. Don't you want as real as they get? What if I said, what if the guy in the brainstorming room... Don't you want just bleed? What if the guy in the Paramount brainstorming room is like, how about we make friends fight? They're like, yeah! It'll be fucking great! That's hilarious. I bet it was one of the things where there's not a lot of guys lining up to take that fight. [1:53:06] because he makes you look so stupid. [1:53:08] But this dude is like, I've been in there with him 100 rounds. I know how to fight it. [1:53:13] Yeah, big advantage, man. Huge advantage. It's a number of advantage. Knowing what that distance is like. I just have a hard time believing that. Those motherfuckers in the top 10, 185 and 170 are dogs. They are, but... They don't give a fuck, especially if they can grapple. They don't want... But look, the line to the top is very short right now. Yeah. Right? Right? [1:53:32] And so, like, nobody wants to slip and start from scratch again. [1:53:36] And there's not even like, look at Imanboff. Everybody thought he was going to get a title shot. I do. Right? But look. I know. But the last time he fought Strickland, Strickland fucked him up. Yeah. Right? So you have to. But Imanboff's a beast, too. But Strickland also beat him up on short notice. Okay, what's going on with the Dagestani Russian guy, kind of red hair, beard? Shower bullet. He's fighting soon. His eye's fucked up or something? Yeah, he's got one blind eye. He can't fight in America because he can't pass commission here. What's up with him? Because that guy's fucking good. He's fucked. Yeah, he's real good. [1:54:06] What's he doing? Michael Venom Page fucked him up. Really? Yeah. Damn, I missed that one. He beat him up. And then he got wrestled by...

[1:54:15] Armin, Sarukin, they did a grappling match. What if they call this a draw and they say we all lost? [1:54:20] and then apologized to us. Ladies and gentlemen, there is no winner. We all... Michael Venom Page. That does nothing for him. Nothing. It does nothing. I think it's bad for him. 100%? Yeah, it's not good. Now you're damaged goods. Now you're going into your contract. I told you I was going to knock you out. Also, here's the problem. Now people know how to fight him. [1:54:42] People are going to watch that and go, oh, just don't engage. Make him engage. Maybe he didn't want the fight and said, you know what? They're going to make me take this fight, and we're just going to play it, and I'm not going to hurt him. Maybe. No way. Maybe. Look at that hug him. That dude was just good. I had told you I was going to hit you. The guy is good. He's good. Oh, Sam's very, very good. He's coming off four wins, 14 kills. This Luke Riley's a big deal out there. He's a fucking beast. Yeah, he is. It's a big problem. It's a hard fight. It's a hard fight. It's an awkward fight. Are these the last two fights? Yes. [1:55:12] Show me the event. Okay. [1:55:14] Tell me about them. I don't know them. [1:55:17] I don't know. [1:55:18] Who knows if he's that loner Kavanaugh kid? [1:55:21] That flyway kid? Oh, yes. Oh, [1:55:24] Do you know what's nuts? Charles Johnson... [1:55:27] has knocked out two of the best flywords out there. I know. Joshua Van and Loner Cavill. You know what else is nuts? Why he doesn't just shave his fucking hair off. He likes it. Because you remember it. [1:55:37] You remember, he's got this crazy hair in the back. All shaved in the top. I don't think it's shaved. I think Jesus is a barber. Jesus is a barber. But the back, he's got this big old puff of hair. I'll tell you, man.

[1:55:51] This kid in Cage Warriors is a fucking... He's like the next big thing out of here. Yeah, he's very good. So Patty came from Cage Warriors. Conor McGregor came from Cage Warriors. Like, Cage Warriors is like the shit out there. Dude, I went to Cage Warriors like in 2004. Oh, so you know what's up? Four... [1:56:05] I did a seminar out there. [1:56:08] awesome promotion there's so many good fighters I swear to god dude I was I was James after the seminar this is a very cage where they time my seminar for a cage where so I go with a bunch of a bunch of dudes from the seminar and we're watching these fights and [1:56:25] There's a lot of Middle Eastern people there. [1:56:29] A lot. A lot. So I... [1:56:32] I go out in the cage and they want to ask me questions. How was your flight? [1:56:36] over [1:56:37] to the UK. And I said... [1:56:40] There was an Asian guy. To me, an Asian guy is from China. Yeah. He was sitting next to me on a flight over any... [1:56:47] I think he stunk or he farted, I forget. But they go, how was your flight over here to the UK? And I go, I was next to an Asian guy and he fucking stank. And in UK... [1:56:58] Asians or Muslims. [1:57:00] Well, it's Pakistanis. Dude. Yeah, people from actual Asia. Dude. People, there was almost a riot. [1:57:06] This is like 2004. Everyone exploded, and they started throwing bottles in the fucking... I'm like, whoa! Dude, there was almost a run. I'm like, wait a minute, I'm an Asian, like Chinese! I didn't mean like you guys. And they freaked the fuck out. Luckily, I was there with like 20 jujitsu guys from the seminar. I would have been dead. Yeah, Cage Warrior, KSW, like Ryzen. It was like almost riot. Dude, they were throwing shit at me, and I didn't give a fuck. I was like drunk. I was like flipping them off. I'm like, fuck you guys. I was an idiot.

[1:57:36] It was like 20 years ago. Cage Warriors have some elite talent. You know, Patty took it. So Conor McGregor came over, too. Yeah, and Patty was making more money doing Cage Warriors than he was in the UFC. [1:57:46] What? That's why I met him in San Diego, and I was talking to his manager who runs Cage Warriors, and he was like, yeah, he took a pay cut to come to the UFC. That's crazy. He's selling out for his first fight? Yeah. Yeah. [1:57:57] Well, eventually he started making money. How much was he making in Cape Cod? Tons, because he was the biggest draw, and he was selling out Liverpool's state arenas. He was the main draw, so his manager wanted him to go to the UFC like two years prior, and he's like, no way. [1:58:12] Why am I going to take a pay cut? So he's like, dude, to be considered the best, even though it's a pay cut, you've got to come over to the UFC. Do you feel like he got rushed with a guy like Gagey? He should have had a few more top contenders. I don't know what the fucking game plan was. If you and I were talking and you were like, let's say off air, I got some inside info. Patty's just going to strike with Justin. I'd be like, oh, you're out of your fucking mind, dude. He's going to lose. So I don't know what the game plan was. [1:58:37] That's a good question. But again, it could be too much too soon, you know? I think it is. Gaethje's a monster on the feet. He's a real problem. He's also an all-American wrestler. I know, but also... Paddy doesn't do takedowns. He beat up Fazeev standing up. Yeah, bro. You know, Fazeev's wicked. Wicked striker. So let's say Conor Back's from International Fight Week. Let's say he's doing International Fight Week. You're telling me... If we're trying to do Numbies for Paramount, you're telling me you don't do Paddy versus Conor at 170? Right. Paddy's fucking huge. He'd do 170. Did you say Numbies?

[1:59:07] Thank you. [1:59:07] Numbies. I like that. Thank you. Well, unfortunately, the big fight would have been Patty versus Ilya. [1:59:14] That would have been the big fight. That would have been the big fight. If they could have figured out of me to make that happen, that would have been the big fight. It's a disaster fight for Patty. [1:59:22] And that's where the train stops. It would have been a big fight. But Connor Paddy, it's like, that's fucking entertaining, dude. It is entertaining. [1:59:28] I feel like that fight was in the future if they built him up correctly. I just think throwing him to Justin, you know, after, like, was it Jared Gordon? [1:59:40] I thought Jared Gordon won that fight. Yeah, but so does Patty. [1:59:44] Even Patty was like, yeah, I probably lost that fight. That's what I thought. And so just a few years later, the Bobby Green video, that was impressive. Michael Chandler, he looked good. That was impressive. Still older guys. Right. And then older, older, Justin Gaethje. Exactly. And then my thing is when you look at Justin Gaethje, it's like, wait, how's Patty going to get him to the ground? Right. What's the move? Right. Right. [2:00:03] It can't be if it's... What is it? These jujitsu trips? [2:00:06] You know how fucking good Justin Gaethje's takedown defense is? And he's also such a good athlete. His hips are nuts. Crazy athlete. Wild. Yeah. And he fought that fight like a wild man. Wild. He fought that fight just pure reckless. Just walked him down and just let him swing on him. Take your fuck. It was like he felt no fear. [2:00:23] It was kind of crazy. Dude, what happens at the White House? You know, Trump, he's probably not too familiar with UFC fighters. And he's like, okay, America, just engage you. Let's do this. And Ilya Toporia comes out. [2:00:35] and fucking flatlines him in front of all the fucking... If Elliot Tapoya flatlines Justin Gage's next fight, he's got the greatest resume of all time. Ever.

[2:00:43] I mean, it's the craziest resume. Here's how the White House card could be saved with all the shit I'm talking, everybody talking. [2:00:51] What if Justin Gaethje, and it could happen, what if he knocks Ilita Poria out as the main event at the White House? That would be sad. Grabs the American flag and fucking gives me chills. That could easily just give the ripping promo. That could happen. Gaethje could knock anybody the fuck out. Yeah. And right when Bruce Buffer announces his name, that's when the drone hits. [2:01:13] This is scheduled to start at noon. On the White House lawn? Yeah. Perfect. There'll be a thousand degrees out. What a great idea. Is there an Iranian? [2:01:21] Is there an Iranian fighter we could get for this fucking car? I'm going to look like I'm in the shower. Yeah, humid as fuck. How about main event? [2:01:30] Top Iranian guy, top Israel guy. [2:01:33] Not a ton of Iranians. Main event. What do you think about that? Which is a shame because Iranians are motherfuckers. Well, how about a guy from Palestine? Like you get Bilal Mohammed against an Israeli guy. That's a doable fight. Are you kidding? That's a doable fight. That would be huge. You just need a time. They'd be massive. There's no... There'd be scud missiles coming from everywhere. [2:01:50] But what guy in that... [2:01:52] weight class is from Israel. Nobody. Dude, Israel got a bunch of great fighters. I know, but in the UFC, there's no one in the UFC at 170 that's a guy from Israel. They just take a wall fight. It's a weird one. [2:02:03] Yes, a tough one, right? Who'd they give them? Um... [2:02:07] Um... [2:02:08] Shit. [2:02:09] They're not doing him any favors. And then also, Kamaru Usman thought he was getting Islam, and then they yanked it from him at the last second.

[2:02:16] How about a Ukrainian against a Russian? Throw that shit in. I don't totally hate that. In the prelim? In the prelim? I think Ian Gary deserves it. [2:02:25] but i also think kamaru [2:02:27] Like, come on. The guy's a legend. This is like... I wouldn't be mad at him. Last year he could fight. And look sensational against Joaquin Buckley. [2:02:35] you [2:02:36] I want to see that fight. This is my thing with Justin. Justin might have one more he said for Ilya. My thing with Justin is let's go out on top. Ilya, could he win? Of course. Anybody can win. [2:02:47] But for Justin, all he's done for the company, give him the red panty knight. Give him Conor at 170. Right. That's the motherfucking fight. Oh, that's Patty McMan. Let me make all the fucking money. Do you think that he would take that fight? Who? Conor. 100%. Justin Gaethje? 100%. At 170? [2:03:01] Dude, he was going to fight fucking... Conor can't make one. Carlos Pratis. [2:03:06] He could make 155. If he's off the sauce, he can make 155. Conor was down to fight Carlos Contas at 170. You know they called him? He's like, yep, sign it. Really? Yeah. Wow. He's gangster, dude. That's a gangster fight. Super gangster. Horrible fight for him. When was the last time Conor fought? How long has it been? It's been a long time. Two years? He's at one in forever. Well, he broke his leg in his last fight. But when was that? How long ago was that? [2:03:29] At least three.

[2:03:38] 100%. I think the UFC feels pressure from the criticism of this White House card and not closing on Jon Jones and the other fights. So they're going to get it done with Conor. Five years? It's been five years. I don't think Conor is going to fight all of that. [2:03:50] Thank you. [2:03:50] Well, I mean, I guess the Mayweather fight. No, not Charles. Not Charles. If anything, if... No, I thought it was Charles. No, we're talking about Justin Gaethje. Justin Gaethje. I thought it was Conor's fight and Charles in July. Bro, that's what they were saying. Imagine the bonkers fight. Imagine this. [2:04:07] Gaethje somehow or another knocks out Ilya Teporia. [2:04:10] Conor versus Gaethje in July. That would be insane. He couldn't do it in July. Even Conor against Diploria would be insane. Whoever wins that against Conor... [2:04:22] That's... [2:04:22] would be insane. Either one. It has to be the big December card, right? Let's just get Connor to July 11th. [2:04:28] Let's not worry about this sentence. [2:04:30] Well, let's just get him to anywhere. That's a quick turn. He's going to do it. We're barely going to get him. Who else would be good for him? Max Holloway. [2:04:37] Whoa. Remember they fought, it was Max's first fight in the UFC. Whoa. They're two completely different fighters. What happened in that fight? Max is done cutting weight. Charles beat him. I'm sorry. Connor beat Max. But it was Max's first fight. How? Decision. Yeah. Forgot about that one. So young though, like they're completely different. Max is a legend. Connor's a legend. They're both 145. That's fucking cooked, dude. [2:04:58] And Max coming off a loss. You don't want to set Carlos Prata's just fucked up. I feel like it's so wrong to not give it to Michael Chandler. [2:05:06] So fucked up. It's so wrong. You know, man. It's so wrong. You said it the best, bro.

[2:05:12] We all love Conor, but... [2:05:14] It's like what Marvin Hagel said, it's tough to... [2:05:17] Sleep on silk sheets. Yeah, it's up to get up in the morning when you're sleeping on silk sheets. [2:05:22] That's true. Rocky II. But some of those motherfuckers, like John Jones sleeps in Silk Sheep. He's a fucking dog. So was Floyd Mayweather when he was in his prime. Did Floyd Mayweather lose his money? No ways he broke. That guy had three fucking fights in like two days. He lost it all and then got it back. [2:05:41] Dude, Floyd Mayweather, when I'm hearing, didn't he have like five billion dollars? How do you lose that? No, he didn't have that much. He didn't have five bill, but he had a few hundred. [2:05:52] They said in his craze he's made over a billion. But he doesn't have a... But he's having financial problems now? That's the word. Damn, it's hard to believe. Is it, though? Yeah, dude. He didn't go to that many strip clubs. Yeah. He bought a lot of things, man. Think about all those diamond-encrusted watches and all those Rolls-Royces and all those Ferraris. Well, he has like 15 Bugattis. All those houses. He bought a bunch of apartment buildings. Those are good investments, though. Yeah, but... [2:06:16] you've got to pay the mortgage. Correct. You know, and... He might have just had a big nut, then he stopped fighting. He's like, fuck. Who knows, man? He's got a bunch of people that are on his payroll. Yeah, the whole staff. [2:06:26] It's easy. And so he's trying to set up another fight. If you get used to making that kind of money all the time, and then it just goes away. That's athletes in general. Yep. That's like every rock star story, every rockumentary. [2:06:39] They blow up. [2:06:40] get the mansions and then they got to sell that motherfucker they don't teach you how to i went through it they don't teach you how to manage finances yeah like you're busy being a fucking warrior an athlete no one goes hey dude you know that i gotta pay your taxes you know that 20 million dollar house

[2:06:56] Your mortgage on that's whatever, let's say $25,000 a month. Are you going to be able to afford this? It's a 40-year mortgage. That's a lot of money. You're probably going to fight for another six years, bud. Yeah. What are you going to do after that? Yeah. [2:07:06] No one talks to you like that. Sell that house. Yeah, bro. Every rock star, dog, goes up with the mansions, and then they got to sell that mansion, dog. They got to sell that motherfucker. Yep. It's crazy. Well, because no one teaches them. [2:07:19] Yeah, look at the stones. [2:07:21] Look at... [2:07:22] Look at all these bands, and look at Black Sabbath. They were broke by the fifth album. See that Ozzy thing, that's a success story all around. [2:07:29] They were broke when they made... Same thing with Kiss. Kiss was the biggest fan in the world. They were broke when they made that reality show, right? Which one? [2:07:36] Ozzy. He was broke and he made his family show. That's why he did it, right? His wife set it up. Yeah. His wife is a fucker. His wife. The Osbournes. I don't know if they were broke. Is that true? [2:07:45] I'm pretty sure I heard the set. That's why she did the deal. I never heard that. But most bands, they go through that. Like Black... They got all their shit, and then they lose all their shit. Or the managers. And then they got all their shit, and then they lose all their shit. They give you an ounce of coke. You forget the show. Correct. And they wake up one day. Yeah, Kiss in 1977 was the biggest band in the world. But by 1980, they were fucking bankrupt and shit. And they were struggling with selling all their shit. They were missing an awesome fight.

[2:08:16] The pressure of fighting for the first time in the UFC in a co-main event is crazy. Did you hear Mike Benner talk about the pressure? [2:08:23] Have you heard him talk about because they were asking they go and it's true I've always said this that you know Bellator fighters when they come with you see the majority of them struggle and [2:08:31] They asked Michael Vena Page, why do you think you've had... [2:08:33] You're one of the successful guys that come from Bellator. He goes, I'll tell you this, man. [2:08:39] I fought for titles in Bellator. I fought in world championships in karate and all this shit. He goes, when you come to the UFC, it's just different. He goes, the pressure, the nerves. He's like, I've been in big fights. People come up like, man, you knocked this guy out. You're setting an all-time knockout record. And he goes, yeah, cool. He goes, that didn't bother me. [2:08:57] My first fight in UFC, the nerves were unreal. It's the big leagues. It's just a different game. Here's your chance. Don't blow it. [2:09:06] It's just a different, you got it, you wanted to be here. [2:09:09] Are you going to blow it and blow it in front of your family and your friends? Just a lot of pressure. Yeah, a lot of pressure. That's why I bet against fighters and they fight at home. [2:09:17] not a problem idea but sometimes that's my harder when the when their families was a comic I know how it works yeah as Joe on Friday [2:09:25] Blowing you up. Distracting you. Can I get tickets? Can I come to the show? Oh my God, I didn't know you were playing. Now you're walking in there and that pressure you're putting on yourself because you've got tickets for all those fucking people. That's why whenever you fight your phone [2:09:40] whatever side is fine at home i always [2:09:42] go the other way I listen Mike [2:09:45] 7 out of 10 with it

[2:09:46] I bet. But [2:09:48] It's the truth, because as a comic, I know what Friday's like. [2:09:51] Right before you we got another date for you. Well call me on Tuesday when I'm in front of my fucking computer. Yeah, they call you to throw you off and now you're like. [2:09:58] So that's why I always bet against fighters when they're at home. Are you torn a lot right now, Joey? No. No. [2:10:03] Nope, just around Jersey. I heard you. No, no, no. I go everywhere. Aren't you opening up the Brooklyn Improv? [2:10:09] No, I just bought an episode of it. [2:10:11] I'm doing the 15th. [2:10:12] Gotcha. It's only 200 seats. Yeah. [2:10:14] That's cool they put an improv in Brooklyn Which part of Brooklyn? The one right over the bridge? Harrisburg, I think [2:10:21] Harrisburg? It used to be, right when you walk over the Brooklyn Bridge right now, it used to be a... I don't even know what that is. A second city. Yeah, it's right over the bridge, Harrisburg. [2:10:30] Yeah, I was talking to Mark Norman. He's like, comedy's really big right now in New York. [2:10:34] Looks like a lot of clubs are opening. [2:10:36] Comedy's big everywhere right now. It's pretty awesome. But what they did was they mashed too much in New York City. [2:10:41] Yeah. It's an obvious suburb room. [2:10:43] Bro, that feeder in Staten Island, did we ever do that together? [2:10:47] No. [2:10:48] that the future open [2:10:50] That theater was fucking amazing. Yeah? Yeah. [2:10:54] It's fucking amazing, dog. Staten Island's fun. [2:10:58] Dog, I had a fucking blast, because I'm a knucklehead. [2:11:00] When you're a knucklehead, Staten Island is knucklehead. [2:11:03] Good pizza. [2:11:04] Oh, yeah? [2:11:06] real Italians in Staten Island. That's real. Is Staten Island where all the mobsters used to live? Yes. They lived everywhere. They lived in Brooklyn. But wasn't Staten Island where the homes were for them, like the family homes? Some of them. Paul Castellano lived. Yeah, that's right. Always remember,

[2:11:20] Staten Island, no disrespect to Staten Island, was a dump. [2:11:24] a literal landfill yeah oh wow so you know like when castellano but this house people said it smelled a little bit in the summer [2:11:31] In Jersey, you could smell the trash from Staten Island. Isn't that crazy? They take garbage and the solution is just put it in the ground. [2:11:38] Wow. [2:11:39] Forever. There has to be. How come Elon doesn't say that? What's that? They had pigs eat it for a long time. They didn't know what to do. [2:11:44] That's the move. What the fuck? That's not a bad idea. That's a better idea. But they can't eat everything. [2:11:49] if it wasn't not quite a stash they should have brought back the pigs very uh you know [2:11:58] with Statementland's food [2:12:00] There's a place inside the house that makes chicken corn and blue still. [2:12:04] Yeah? [2:12:05] Joe, my neighbor. Isn't that a common menu item? No, no, no. From the 1800s. No, that's not because people are lazy. Nobody wants to cut a chicken and put ham in it. [2:12:15] But these things are nice. Bro, half of what I watch on YouTube is people cooking. [2:12:20] I love watching people cook it. [2:12:22] The last few weeks, it's been dudes cooking in the mountains. Like ASMR, where they don't talk at all. They just chop stuff up. Do you like to cook? I love it. You like to cook? I do. Yeah, I love cooking. I wish I liked cooking. I just watch all car shit on there. I watch a lot of that, too. Like guys are trying to figure out how to unlock the ECU on the ZR1. Yo, you know what I'm obsessed with right now? That Cadillac Blackwing. The CT5. Yeah, let's go, brother. Fuck you. That is a crazy car for them to build. Isn't that cool?

[2:12:52] 268 horsepower Cadillac that you can get in a manual. Isn't that great? It's nuts. And then Hennessy will jack that motherfucker up to 1,000. Now we're cooking. Which is just a tire burner. It's going to cook the tires off of it. What's crazy is we talk that your ZR1X has 1,000-something horsepower. I think it's 1,200. It's 1,200. The X is 1,200. [2:13:12] The guy that won Texas 2K yesterday in Houston. [2:13:16] He did it in a Lamborghini. Bro, 3,000 horsepower. [2:13:20] Whoa. They're just... What the fuck are we doing? That's a new Cadillac? So that must be like... [2:13:25] That's the CT5V. That's 3,000 horsepower? No. No, no. That's a cat. That's 1,000 horsepower. [2:13:34] That's a Cadillac CT5V, and they take it and they jack it up. It comes 668, I think, and they take it and they jack it up to 1,000. [2:13:43] But it's just, when you drive in it, it drives like a luxury car. The inside looks like a luxury car. [2:13:49] It's an incredible car. You drove it, brother? [2:13:51] I haven't driven that one, but I have the V as a Suburban. I have the big one, the big Escalade V. They cooked. The big one? [2:13:58] It's amazing. The interior is incredible. They're great. Those black wings, I like them in that blue they offer. Have you seen that blue, Joe? Yes. It's gorgeous. They have a green, too. A sick green. I haven't seen that. Oh, my God. It's like a dark metallic green. Dude, I just got a 2500 AV Rams. [2:14:13] Those AVs? Nice. Bro. Oh, you got... That's one of them. Are you going off-road, dog? Serial. You know, I'm doing my thing. That's real. Is that real? That's crazy. 3,000 horsepower. That's a... Who won Texas 2K? 3,000. It's making a wheelie. Oh, these boys on the street now, like, they laugh at 1,000. Is that a Lamborghini? Yeah. Okay. That's crazy. That's a Huracan. A turbocharged. That's just cooking off those tires. 0,60 and, what, 1.3? Oh, he has to have a parachute on it. Look at these... That's slippery, dude. He's losing...

[2:14:39] If you don't know how to drive and you get behind that fucking thing, you're spinning out and going right into that sign. I'll wreck that thing. 100%. I know my living. Look at when he loses it a little bit. Look at it. Bro, you know how terrifying that must have been when the ass kicks out? [2:14:53] With 3,000 horsepower? Browse in one of those Calvo Vipers with 2,200 horsepower. Oh, those are nuts. Gordon Ryan is obsessed with those. He looked a little scared. I was so scared. I just... [2:15:04] I don't want to get hurt. And he showed me a video of, Calvo showed me a video of him because as we're going, I'm like, how much horsepower is this? $2,400. I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. I go, hey man, you ever crash on anything? He goes, oh yeah. Shows me a video of him just getting fucked up. I'm like, buddy. Yeah. Yeah, fucked up. I was fucking terrified. Not fun. I don't want to go out like that. I was shooting a TV show, this gearhead's gone wild. [2:15:23] So I'm fucking, I don't want to go out shooting a fucking TV. Gearhead's Gone Wild? Yeah. Dude, that's my new show. That's hilarious. That's on Tubi. Is that your show? That's my show. My new car show. Yeah. Dude, that's perfect. That's perfect. Yeah, Gearhead's Gone Wild. It's on Tubi. This is my bang. March 24th. These guys are banging, boys. These guys are banging. These guys are banging. Oh! Look at this shit. [2:15:41] O'Reilly just connected with some big shots.

[2:15:46] This kid said if Michael Page isn't going to do it, I'm going to do it for him. Come on, Dana. Man, Michael Page must feel like shit right now. Give me that bonus cash. You know who feels like shit is Sammy. I'd have half his pay. Right. You know what I'm saying? That's true. Neither one of them did shit. [2:16:00] But it's like Michael Vennepage was in the hunt. [2:16:03] Like, potentially for a future world title. That's not on him, though, man. That's my matchmaking. I know. [2:16:09] Gentlemen, you can't blame everything on Max Macon. [2:16:12] I have to, Joey. What's the number one rule? Don't let anything up to the judges. [2:16:16] but putty match putty come on that's some dana white shit yeah you can't these guys are really fucking good that never worked that never worked for me that never when they go to the white shit it's some dana white shit yeah when people go can't leave it up to judges okay i hear you that guy's really fucking good i'm fighting dude also he's he knows him so well yes [2:16:34] That's the real problem. [2:16:35] It's the matchmaking. You're right. [2:16:38] Let's get best friends to fight. [2:16:43] Imagine that one's when it really happened. Yes! Just do it. Green light it. Like, right away. Go, go, go. Another one. Who else? Who else are best friends? Let's get more best friends. That's because no one knows fighting. Can you imagine they have a card, all best friends fighting? Yeah. Dude, it's like the worst card ever. Dude, I fought two good buddies. Like, $2,000 pay-per-view. It sucks, man. Matt Mitrione was my boy. Bro, imagine if you and me had a fight. How horrible that would be. [2:17:08] Wow. [2:17:11] And I would hate it. I'd like, damn, I love you. I would hate you. You made it up. I love you, dog. But that turning sidekick bullshit, this ain't fucking kung fu theater, okay?

[2:17:24] No, honestly, anytime anybody's ever mentioned, like, a dude who would win a new fight, you or Joe Rogan, I always say, Joe Rogan would fucking kill me. I do, too. He says me all the time. And I mean that. I'm a joke. There's no way I'd be able to take him down. [2:17:38] This is like reality. This is like me judging the fight. I'm like... [2:17:42] I wouldn't be able to take him down because I have the worst wrestling. I've never... [2:17:46] taught one takedown in my motherfucking life. Yeah. If I went to the ground, though, I'd be fucked. But how would I get you to the ground? [2:17:54] You would fucking light me up. He would knock me out with jabs. He wouldn't even have to throw a right hand. He would be nice to me. He goes, I love him. He's like, my brother. I wouldn't be able to hit you. There's no way. You would be able to jab me. You would jab me, dog. You would jab me. You don't want one of these coming towards your face. I would be like, Joe, hook it up. Hook it up. Don't fuck me. No turning time. Bro, it would just look like Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson. I was just going to say that. If you and I fought, it would be a fucking Jake Paul. We would have to script it. [2:18:24] do this. We need the money. Even Roy Jones when he fought Mike Tyson. They were all body punches. That's all bullshit. They never really did. I would say, Joe, you throw one turning sidekick right at 113. Bro, we would look like a kung fu movie. We would choreograph that shit. We would choreograph that shit like a kung fu movie. We gotta sell this, Don. But you know what? You would have to let me take you down and almost choke you and then you escape. I go, let me get you like an almost choke. I had you like deep choke. It would be like this, like I'm about to tap and I don't.

[2:18:54] And then I'd let your leg kick me or whatever. You'd drop me with a leg kick. You'd be right in the leg and I'd go, I'll be like limping. And then the ref would have to stop it and we're good. Imagine you have to knock one of your good friends out. Like that's having a bunch of time with guys. Like put your good friend in the hospital. Terrible. [2:19:13] That could be a cartoon right there, that fight. And take out their pay. It's fucked up. [2:19:18] I hate that. [2:19:19] I hate the win-pay thing. I hate it. [2:19:23] The only thing I hate more is weigh-ins. [2:19:26] I hate weight cutting. What do you mean you hate the win pay? What do you mean? I hate the fact that you get paid more if you win. [2:19:32] Why? Because a lot of times it's a bullshit decision. I would say you only get the bonus if there's a finish. Well, that's what they're doing. They're doing a finish bonus, but you're still getting fight [2:19:43] pay and then i would eliminate that but i go this is your show pay and this is the pay if you finish the guy and then that's it joe you know that's why ronda uh decided to go to mvp and fight gina because she they went originally went to dana and she was like hey now that's no pay-per-view i want this guaranteed amount and he was like no that's just not our business model that's not what we do because we pay you all that money then you know we're gonna have to do that down the road yeah good luck somewhere else she's all say less [2:20:09] I went to a fucking MVP and they're like, here's a guaranteed money. [2:20:12] Yeah, she wanted guaranteed money. The UFC originally wanted that fight. Oh my god. Yeah. What if Gina wins and then they do a rematch? [2:20:22] Or what if Ronda wins and she says she wants to fight Holly? That would be huge. Holly's waiting right there. Get that little rematch. Totally. It's a good time to fight Holly, too. The crazy thing about Ronda is...

[2:20:33] She was on such a meteoric rise, and then the Holly Holm thing happened, and then she kind of took a little break for like a year. And it was like Amanda was nobody back then. So they go, okay, Rhonda, we're going to give you some up-and-comer, easy Brazilian. No, they didn't have that. She was the champion. No, she wasn't. Yes, she was. Amanda Nunes was the champion? Yeah. Was she? Yeah, she was the beast. We knew she was the beast. Yeah, bro, she was the Misha Tate. Nobody liked that fight. Nobody liked that fight for Rhonda. She fucked up Misha Tate. [2:21:03] Dude, she was a monster. You know what? Amanda was a terrifying woman. I remember they gave Ron an easy fight when they thought. No, no, no, no, no. The only people that thought that were like idiot Hollywood agents. That's me. [2:21:17] you call me an idiot come on dog i'm your fucking brother you weren't working for the ufc at that time so i was there and you don't watch all the fights i watched every one of her fights that lady hits harder than anyone no i know i'm not saying it but it seems like nobody knew that it seemed like i fucking knew it i thought it that was the worst fight for her really before the holly fight i was telling dana because i was surprised they made the holly fight i thought they were going to make amanda nunes i go amanda nunes is a fucking problem i go because she's a black belt [2:21:47] in jiu-jitsu and her hands she fucked up Kat Zinganu so bad she messed up her hormone levels Kat's cortisol was messed up she had vertigo she was fucked up for like a year after that and Kat won Kat stopped her yeah Amanda Nunez got shoulders like Michelle Obama dog she throws hammers that lady hits like a dude yeah I love that I got it isn't it funny that's a compliment everybody says that like transgender people are amazing but the number one insult when

[2:22:17] is going after a lady, they say she's really got a dick. Looks like a dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she's got a dick, like secretly, like Michelle Obama. Secretly got a dick. [2:22:25] People are saying that about Erica Kirk. They're like, crazy people. It's not a realistic. Erica Kirk got a dick? No. No, that was a rumor. Of course she doesn't, but crazy people online have been saying it. Yeah, she's sucking dick right now. Motherfucker. I bet. She had a dick. She had a dick. She's a widow. She's saving it for Jesus. No, she's not. If she had a dick, it wouldn't be a dick. She was sucking dick three days later. If she had a dick, it would be like five inches. Max. Let the lady greet her. And I like her. She's a wild girl before Charlie walks. She's not going to fuck off. [2:22:55] was fucked. Those dirty white bitches will sting a tongue in your ass. Those Charlie Kirks don't know what the fuck is. They're mopping, swapping, doing laundry. You shove your tongue up a fucking, of a fucking little white guy like that's ass. He's going to see fucking fire where his life is changed. [2:23:10] Yeah. He's like, oh, dang. It doesn't matter if that's all it takes. So just be respectful. And also he's just confused. Think about it. I will think about it. You got some 24-year-old white dude that was in the Boy Scouts, and you set him loose with a Puerto Rican chick from the Bronx that hasn't eaten in three days. That's different. Listen to that chick. That's not Erica Kirk. That chick. That's not Erica Kirk, though. She was a beauty pageant. Yeah, yeah, but when you win beauty pay, you suck dick part time. So knock it the fuck out. Part time. That's it. That's all time. [2:23:40] an odd lady. Yeah. No, something's not right now. Have you seen those conventions where there's fireworks and she's coming out? It's crazy. It's real weird. It's real weird. Something's up with that. It's real weird. And didn't she get some high-level government position? Yes. Didn't they just? Yes. They gave her like this fucking... Trump did, right? Yeah. Head of something. She's like, head of the CIA. Makes me wonder, like, man, whenever I can get me one of them positions. Shit. You gotta shoot your wife on TV and shit. No. Jesus Christ.

[2:24:10] Jesus Christ. You got caught, Joey. Jesus Christ. He goes higher. Why don't you take some of these smell tosses? Get your mind right, son. Get your mind. [2:24:22] Get your mind right. Something wrong with you, Joey. Oh, shit. Something wrong with you, Joey. Yes. Bro, that's why you're welcome. You could 100% get one of those jobs, Joe. I know. I'm thinking which one I want. I want to be right. Pete Heggs as sidekick. [2:24:40] I was a department of war. [2:24:42] That's what they call it now. So gangster. It used to be the, well, I think it was originally Department of War, and then became Department of Defense. Once Biden came in. Hand it over to him, Joe. Oh, my God. [2:24:51] That's tremendous. No, I think it was a while ago they changed it to the Department of Defense. I thought Biden's team did it. And Trump was like, well, it sounds better. [2:24:59] Your Trump is pretty good, dude. It's not that good. It's definitely not good right now. You know what I want to tell Shane Gillis, because he does the best Trump? Oh, he's the best. You know, isn't it a trip that Trump has never had a drink of alcohol? Yeah, well, he had a brother that was, like, really bad. No, no, imagine Trump. [2:25:17] drunk Trump drunk Trump you don't need that I can't but Shane could you do it drunk Trump [2:25:25] And they said, I'll stop this war in 24 hours. Remember he said... No one's the best at stopping wars. [2:25:31] Give me three hours. They say I'm the best. I might be the best. I might be the best. Give me two hours. I'll stop this war. [2:25:38] I wish I could do Trump. Supposedly he said it's almost over. Well, I hope he's right. Me too. I hope he's right. Listen, if they can somehow or another bring peace to Iran, I mean, it's unrealistic, right? It's never happened before. Never been a regime change war that worked out great for everybody involved. That's why I'm saying we've done this before. How did it turn out? It's never worked out great. But don't you think it's about the oil, right? Because they supply all the oil to China? I don't think it's about the oil. I think they want you to think it's about the oil. It's about the central banks. It's not about the oil. I don't give a fuck about the oil.

[2:26:08] everywhere. There's also these guys want to start an Islamic caliphate. The largest state-sponsored terrorism comes out of there. Yeah, they're terrible people. He's funding it. When Biden freed up something like $6 billion, they [2:26:24] That was like right before October 7th. That's a lot of billions. [2:26:28] There's Patty. Look at him. He's about 250 right now. Love me some Patty. [2:26:31] That dude knows how to live. [2:26:32] In between fights, he lives. Have you had him in here? No. I'd love him. That dude, he just has it. He has that fucking it factor. Well, he's also a very smart guy. Correct. You know? [2:26:42] And I guarantee you that Justin fights. It could be a big wake-up call. He'll come back and fuck somebody up in his next fight. How did that fight end? Justin just beat his ass. Justin just over. Decision? Yeah, but he beat his ass. But he did poke him in the eyes. He did. He did poke him in the eyes. And hit him in the nuts. He did hit him in the nuts. [2:26:59] yeah [2:27:00] That is a problem. [2:27:02] Are you still dipping, Joe? Yeah, I use these, the Alps. [2:27:05] shout out to Tucker love your house is that a tobacco pad big dog yeah nicotine you had one of these last night dog come on I forgot I don't want to tell you last night what did you want to tell me last night [2:27:17] that your club is really becoming. [2:27:19] I had a lot of fun this time, bro. Well, it was beautiful watching you on Thursday night. I had a really good crush. I'm home now. I'm home now. Yeah. I had a rough five years, and I'm home now. Oh, you looked it on stage. Oh, yeah? And that crowd was a Joey Diaz crowd. They were there to see him. I just sat and watched. I went and sat in the balcony. I was like, this makes me so happy.

[2:27:38] Yeah, I'm going to do like that. [2:27:39] two nights next time. Anytime. The late show, I've got to be downstairs partying at Missy's. Those are different animals. The late shows, they're fun. I like doing late shows every now and then. They're fun, but they're tired. These people have been up all day. I can't. Well, it's not us. No. I'm not worried about being tired. I sleep, you know. But I want to be focused. But it's like the people, they worked all day. They worked all day. They got off work at 5. They probably went to dinner, had a few drinks. Oh, we're going to go see Joey Diaz tonight. It's a 10 o'clock show. That's five hours after you get off work. [2:28:09] And then you've got to get up at 7? Yeah, it's tough. No, no, no. [2:28:12] Here we go. Lerone, let's go. This could be another decision. It might be, or Lerone might catch him coming in. I hope so. Because Lerone is so slick. What's his specialty? Oh, he's like a motherfucker. He's a striker. He can do everything. He can do everything. Is he a black belt? [2:28:27] Probably not, but Mo Sarv is a monster wrestler. The guy is fine. Yeah, it's going to be trouble for him. And he's undefeated. Yeah, it's Khabib's not. Where's he from? He's from Russia. Russia. You do 1,500 push-ups in an hour. I call bullshit. [2:28:40] What's the most push-ups you've ever done in a row? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. My son asked me to do 100. I knocked him. If it's 100, I don't know. You did 100 in a row? Oh, yeah. Wow, that's a lot. That's crazy. I could do 15. I did 75. I gassed out at 75. Really? Yeah. [2:28:55] I did it on the show. Me and Bert Kreischer had a little competition. How many could he do? Not that much. [2:29:00] I think it was 35. [2:29:01] I told him I could do whatever he did, I could do double. Yeah. I think he did like 30-something. World record is 1575 in 60 minutes. So he's doing that every week. Damn.

[2:29:11] But he's doing it in an hour. Are we still buying it? That's what the record is. The record's in an hour, Joe. Oh, the record's in an hour? But again, how many minutes? Oh, but he might be six minutes. I was like, that's crazy. But Joe, to your point, he might not be doing full extension. He might just be going pumping. Right, right, right. Which is still tough. Oh, it's still hard. But if you're just doing this, like some guys just do this, they really move only six or seven inches. Yeah. You ever see Cam Haynes' son when he won the World Chin-Up Championship? Some other cat came along and beat it by a thousand. [2:29:41] Now they're in like 11,000, 12,000 in 24 hours. What the fuck? Bro, these guys, their hands at the end of it are just meat. Meat. [2:29:50] It's just bloody meat. They tear all the fucking skin off their hand. It's crazy. What I was going to say about Murphy's. Wow, you got 12,000. Someone just did 12,000. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. [2:29:59] Truett did 10,000. Yeah, then another cat from Australia beat it. And then another guy did 11,700. And then this new cat beat that. That's so insane. 12,300. Well, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Dude, it was a big deal when Goggins did 4,000. Everybody's like, no one's going to beat that. He did like 4,900 or something. And then Truett beat that. And then a dude beat him. And then he beat that. That's wild. They're just going after each other back and forth. But the thing is, Truett is a big guy. He's not as small as some of these guys. Well, he's like 180-something. He's pretty big for doing that. [2:30:29] or even when he runs marathons, he's way bigger than these marathon runners. Because how tall is he? [2:30:34] Probably 5'11", I think, because Cam goes so far distance. It made sense because when I saw him, I was like, oh, he's smaller than I thought.

[2:30:42] But in my head, I'm like, he's fucking running forever. Well, Cam got to like 185 at one point. But it's pounding on your joints. He got big just from lifting. Cam sent me this hat. It's my favorite fucking hat, man. [2:30:54] It is so goddamn good. He's got dope gear. It has an American flag on the back. It's like a gnat in the front's canvas. It's a [2:31:00] What's his slogan? Keep hammering. Yeah, it says keep hammering. Bro, my son fucking skims it all the time. But, you know, so Murphy, before he got to UFC, got shot in the fucking face and in the neck. You hear about this? No. He was involved in probably some gang activity. He was coming out of a barbershop. Some dude shot him in the face. He still has metal in his tongue, currently. Metal in his tongue. And he got shot in the neck. Survived. Metal in his tongue. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? [2:31:25] And he won't talk about it. Imagine how he eats pussy. And he won't talk. When they ask him, they go, was it gang? Like, what's the guy shoot? He goes, ah, I don't talk about that. Wow. It's just some gangster shit. Wow. [2:31:37] A lot of stabbings in England, man. A lot of stabbings. Yeah, that's what I'm surprised. Shooting, a lot of stabbings. Well, there's a lot of rough customers in England, man. A lot of fucking history. That London shoot boxing... [2:31:47] That team, man, bro. Animals. Walt Slayer? Lee Murray days? Lee Murray. They're doing a movie on Lee Murray. Oh, yeah? Who's doing it? [2:31:56] I forget, but it's coming out. It might be out. It's Guy Ritchie. Fuck. It has to be Guy Ritchie. Robin Banks? I know. It has to be Guy Ritchie. It has to be. It has to be. [2:32:04] I hope it's Guy Ritchie. Bro, that Pico knockout was bananas. Pico's fighting soon. [2:32:10] I think he's fighting in Miami. [2:32:12] Oh, it's Pitbull. Bellator on Bellator. Loser goes home.

[2:32:18] Yeah, man. Forever. At least Pico waited quite a while after the KO because that was a bad one. Bad. That was a bad. He was out cold for a while. He's too aggressive, man. Well, he's just with Greg Jackson now who's trying to pull the reins back because he's so skilled. He's just too fucking aggressive. I mean, I always harp on Farasa Hobby, but I think that's the motherfucker. [2:32:36] I think Nick said... [2:32:38] Nixick, too. That motherfucker's bad. He's a bad motherfucker, too. But for us, I think he's got... There's a documentary that came out about it. About Lee Murray? About years ago. It seems like semi-fictional, or not fictional, dramatized. Mm-hmm. [2:32:50] some I not [2:32:51] Is there not a movie? This is an actual footage? This is not a movie. I didn't see if there was a movie. He was a wild dude. I'm pretty sure there's a movie coming out. You know, one of my favorite fights is when he fought Anderson Silva at Cage Rage. That's right. That was Anderson, like right when Anderson reached his prime. So Anderson fought in pride, and he looked real good in pride in some fights. And then in Cage Rage, he caught his groove. And you know when a guy just like catches that groove? And you're fucked. So when he came over to the UFC, and the first fight was Chris Lieben. I remember that was like when Aubrey was betting on fights. [2:33:21] the house on the Brazilian. Because nobody knew Anderson. Bet the house. And he lit him up. Bro, he was on fire. Because you know Anderson, when he fought in Pride, he was going to retire. And Big Nog talked him into continuing. Crazy. How crazy is that? He was going to stop fighting. There's quite a few fighters that... [2:33:40] that uh especially in jiu-jitsu that come in like fabrizio verdun for instance oh my god he came in he didn't have any striking so he was like had mixed success but do you know how he came in no no but but let me finish he didn't have he didn't have any uh like striking no none and he was he was fighting like hoist in the early days but he could have easily just said fuck it

[2:34:01] I'm just going to teach jiu-jitsu. I don't need to do this shit. But Fabrizio stuck it out. And little by little, his striking became pretty dangerous. And he started head-kicking people. So good, bro. He could have easily, after two or three fights, said, you know what? I'll teach jiu-jitsu. I don't need to do this shit. But Fabrizio was called Travis Brown. He kept it going. Flying side-kicked him in the face. [2:34:20] First move. Yeah. Opening round. Jumping, flying sidekick to the face. But Verdun was Cro Cop's jiu-jitsu coach. And Cro Cop's the one that got in the name of him. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Bro, he's got to be in the GOAT category. Top three, Bubba. Because you've got to think about, that guy tapped three all-time legends. Fedor. Fedor. He triagled that motherfucker. Noguera and Kane. That's crazy. But remember, when he tapped out Fedor, it wasn't like, you remember Fedor lost a big foot. Silva after that, and we went on his losing streak. No. He was the first one to fucking do it. [2:34:50] I caught him in a triangle. Jiu-jitsu. Fedor had the scariest ground in power. Jiu-jitsu. Yeah. Yeah. [2:34:56] Yeah, if you're doing some. A motherfucker. Minotaur could get a Fedor and a triangle. Maybe best guard. And they fought a couple times, right? Maybe best guard in the history of the heavyweight division. [2:35:05] Honorable mention Frank Mir. Mason Fowler, Verdum number one. Yeah. If Mason Fowler did MMA, he would have the greatest guard. But in MMA. Yeah. I mean, you've got to say Verdum, number one. Best guard ever. Just for the Fedor fight. Yeah, 100%. Crazy. Crazy. [2:35:19] Those legs, man, they locks on. You got to remember Minotaur triangled Mark Coleman. Remember that one? He did. That was huge. But he couldn't do it to Fedor. He couldn't do it to Fedor. It was prime Fedor when Fabrizio fought him.

[2:35:32] Prime Fedor. Fedor hadn't experienced any losses. He's fucking everybody up. Nobody thought he was beating him up. Dude. He had stopped Orlovsky. Orlovsky was tuning him up. Remember that? Fucking him up. He just got crazy. He got crazy. Threw himself in the air and he got caught with a perfect overhand punch. My brother. [2:35:48] I've got to get out of here. Where are you going? [2:35:50] I got a 730. How dare you? I know. You son of a bitch. If they can't for me, then I'll be back. Yeah, you probably should because the TSA is still fucked up. That is bullshit. Did you hear that Elon Musk, he offered to pay for all the government workers? He said he would figure out. They won't let him, right? I don't know. But he offered it. He offered it on X. He said, I offer to pay for all these people that are working. No, it's a move from the government, so it puts pressure on it. It's nuts. [2:36:14] It's nuts. These motherfuckers play with our lives. [2:36:17] That should be open no matter what. It's spring break. People are going on vacation. The thing about the TSA workers, they're not balling, and they don't get fucking paid. Exactly. Don't you have supplemental money, all the money you spend on USAID, doing transgender monkey studies? How come you don't have... What about the war? How many billions? How come you don't have money to keep the fucking airports open? That's crazy. These are blue-collar nine-to-five people. Lerone! I had a Sky thing today, and he canceled this morning. [2:36:44] You know what? Skype. People who walk you straight. Oh, yeah. That's a great service. He canceled? He canceled. Why'd he cancel? Couldn't do it after six. I was like, why? Because I was paying out and watching this, and... [2:36:55] Alright. [2:36:57] You should be fine with TSA. It's all fucking propaganda. I love you, brother. I love you, Joey.

[2:37:03] I'll be in touch with your wife, my love. Get back here in a couple weeks, okay? Six weeks. I love you. I love you. Thank you. Love you, too. [2:37:10] All right, guys. [2:37:11] I love you, man. I love you, motherfucker. Travel safe. Bye, companion. Say bye. [2:37:16] Go, go. Stay black. [2:37:19] yes sir love you all right here we go you got it brother main event time [2:37:24] Is Yvloev gotten into the Oxagon yet, or is he walking right now? No, he's walking right now. Interesting. This is such a technical fight. Yvloev walked out second. I wonder how they made that decision, because he's an England guy. That is weird. Yeah, and Leroy was undefeated, too. [2:37:37] Maybe. Must be. And then sometimes it just depends who walks based off the red or blue. They better flip the coin. Who fucking knows. But in England? He's the number one contender. Yeah, he's ranked number one. [2:37:48] 1 verse 3. [2:37:49] Imagine that, and he sees Diego get that second fight. Wow. He's like, this is... [2:37:53] What is the ranking? Listen, I like Diego, but the UFC pushes him like a motherfucker. Well, they should. He's a bad motherfucker. But give the guy a chance to figure out how to beat Volkanovski. It was way too soon. It's way too soon. Volkanovski knows what to do with him. They do exactly the fucking same thing. Cut off the hot gun. What the fuck are you doing? I don't think he could. I don't think he developed more skill. There's no way. There's no way. In that amount of time. And Volkanovski was super confident going into that fight. You want to know the smart thing? No fighter's ever going to do this because you get a title shot, you've got to jump at it. But his team should have said, mm-mm. [2:38:23] Let's wait. [2:38:25] Is Khabib going to be in the street's corner? [2:38:27] No, I don't think he fucked with that team. They're not from the same team. Oh, they're not from the same team. No. [2:38:32] He's a problem, though. Dude is a problem when it comes to grappling. He looks like a problem. And he's a physical specimen. And if he has to, like, his boxing's not terrible. Like, his striking's better than, like, Khabib's. Right, but you ain't going to see none of that with Lerone. Lerone is too sharp. Oh. Too sharp.

[2:38:47] LeBron is super talented. So this guy's going to try to take him down? 100%. Yeah, he'll shoot. I would imagine 100% he tries to take him down. [2:38:55] Because LeBron catches people coming in, too. He's sneaky. He's sneaky. [2:38:59] Like he's real fast, real technical, 145. 145 with arms like that? [2:39:05] Jesus Christ. He's got to be 160 right now. [2:39:09] He's a problem. Yeah. But whoever wins this fight, it's such an interesting matchup for Volkanovski, too. But now when I look at him, I believe that 1,500 push-ups. I still don't, but that's fine. Look at the fucking build on this cat. [2:39:21] You don't believe that he could do 1,500 in a hour? I was trying to compare other people. Mayweather was claiming, which I don't know if it was 1,300 in a day. So he would do... [2:39:29] sets of 100. Right, but he doesn't look anything like this. Sure, sure, sure. But if he's knocking out like a... [2:39:35] If he does 1,300, I mean, this dude is like, he is super jacked. You do like 100 at a time or something? Yeah. [2:39:41] Right? So many people were saying you'd have to do 60 consecutive sets of... [2:39:45] 25... [2:39:46] which is one every two and a half seconds for an hour straight. [2:39:50] 25 every two and a half seconds? One push-up every two and a half seconds. Oh. Sets of 25. You have a minute to do 25. But how would you break it down with sets of rest and all that? You don't have to. You have to do it for 60 minutes straight. You don't get rest? A minute to do 25. No, there's no rest. So you do 25 quick. You could do that easy. [2:40:08] And then how much time do you break? You have to start every minute. [2:40:11] 25. So a minute break? So how much time would it take him to do... [2:40:16] 25.

[2:40:18] So if you do 25 in 25 seconds, that's easy. He could do that. Easy. And then you rest the rest of that minute? And then you rest the rest of the 30 seconds and you bang on another 25. It is possible. I don't know about easy. No, not easy, but possible. That minute 35 is getting started. No, 25 in 30 seconds is easy. [2:40:37] To start, yeah, you could do that. But when you're about 40 minutes in... [2:40:41] But a guy in that kind of shape could bang out 25 and 30 seconds for the first... [2:40:46] you know, X amount of sets. [2:40:48] The problem is you get to like the 30th set. That's what I'm saying. 35, 40, 45. That's crazy. He just said he was doing, it was 1,000 to start. It was a different boxer. We've got to see a video of it. There's no video of even the other guy doing it. He should upload it. Who's the other guy? [2:41:03] I have it here, hold on. [2:41:05] Amen. [2:41:07] code [2:41:08] Oh, Costa Zoo. [2:41:11] Costas in the Boxer yeah, that's who he was talking about. He would do a thousand a day and he was copying his [2:41:17] Interesting. Maybe he does. Those Russians are built there. A thousand a day. That sounds doable. It's a thousand in an hour still. [2:41:25] It is crazy though. [2:41:27] I want to see it. And then jump ropes after that. But he said 1,500, though. He didn't say 1,000. The rest of his jump roping after that. 1,000 I can fuck with. 1,500? That's where I'm like, all right, bud. How long does he jump rope for? I'm not saying you can't. I want to see it. I was also not saying. These quotes were coming out from his fight earlier in the year, like a year ago, and they're getting reposted all again right now, and no one's gone to film him doing it. Jumping rope is oddly hard, because it's very easy. Look at him.

[2:41:53] Bro, how jacked he is. [2:41:55] That guy's got some extra tendons. That dude looks preposterous. Look at that shit going on in between his tits. [2:42:02] Mmm. [2:42:03] That's striation, son. Yeah, that guy's fucking jacked. [2:42:08] He had no video of it. He's a vicious grappler. [2:42:12] Someone tried to do it and got up to 7.30. But, I mean, how many times has he stopped guys? [2:42:16] Even if he did 1500, that's his problem, why they're delaying his title shot, because it's like the John Fitch shit. Even 1500 in 90 minutes would be insane. Think about Pyotr Jan and Merab Dwabishwily. Decision. Fucking amazing fight. Fucking amazing. But that's not this. His stuff's not exciting. The decision isn't the problem. It's the way he's winning the decision. Striking is the problem. Everybody wants people to strike. [2:42:43] So why not have a Muay Thai lead? [2:42:46] Tell me. [2:42:46] Muay Thai with MMA gloves [2:42:49] I mean, Zufa boxing is this thing that they're doing. Yeah. I've been trying to sell Dana on this. He's not having it. You don't listen to me. I try to sell Dana on compound jiu-jitsu. He's like, get crazy. As soon as I tell him, he's like, you send me some good fights. So I send him every good fight that I find. [2:43:04] Every good fight that I find. [2:43:05] Wild kickboxing fights. [2:43:07] They still not buy it? [2:43:08] Masasaki Nori. I sent him all these fucking cats. All these cats. Just fucking people up over there and won. [2:43:15] I'm like, look, man, this is exciting. Like, everybody loves the stand-up fights. These guys have to stand up. Yeah, that's all they do. They have to. No one's having boring fights over there. No.

[2:43:26] It's like somebody's missing out. Somebody should do it. Somebody should have, like, a strike other than one, like, some American-based promoter. [2:43:33] Should have like a big... It's just weird. Did they really have that? Glory? What about that? Glory was kickboxing. They're still kickboxing. They had that for a while. Isn't that what you're talking about? Yeah, but I'm talking about with MMA gloves, Muay Thai. Yeah. I mean, you could do kickboxing. I'm down for that, too. That's exciting, too. It's never been big over here, though. Yeah, but it's just because they didn't sell it right. It's not that it's not exciting. Bare knuckle kickboxing. Even those little tiny dudes were fucking awesome to watch. There's bare knuckle boxing. Here we go. Here we go. Well, Jorge Masvidal's... [2:44:00] Promotion. I'm the commentator. Oh. Yeah. I got a Dominican Republic. April. Oh, boy. [2:44:07] Have fun. [2:44:09] Here we go. [2:44:10] Round one. Here we go. [2:44:13] Let's see. [2:44:16] Mmm. [2:44:18] Big head. Big head. [2:44:19] the fucking back on that cat. Yeah, he is jacked. Maybe he can do fucking 3,000 pictures. [2:44:25] Here we go. [2:44:28] This is interesting because you do not want to grapple with Yves Louvain. You do not want to strike with Lerone. [2:44:33] Such a contrast in styles. And both undefeated. [2:44:36] Such a good fight. Bro, this better not be a stinger. [2:44:39] But this is a stink or two Oof Yeah it's gonna be tough [2:44:42] Oof. [2:44:44] Okay. [2:44:45] I wonder how that London crowd is. Usually they're pretty bonkers. Oh, they're probably hammered by now. Yeah. What time is it now? Well, they're six hours ahead, right? Yeah, so it's 11. It's almost midnight? [2:44:54] Black dude is English? Yes. And you missed Eddie. He got shot in the neck and in the face.

[2:45:01] On the streets? Yep. [2:45:04] What caliber? [2:45:06] No clue. [2:45:09] It seems crazy. Crazy. [2:45:12] Thank you. [2:45:13] I'm surprised Evil Ove hasn't shot yet. Oof. [2:45:17] . [2:45:19] uh [2:45:22] He's going to get him to the cage and shoot. [2:45:25] He's definitely going to eventually try. Oh, he's trying to get him to commit, and then he's going to shoot. Mm-hmm. [2:45:30] That's all he's doing. [2:45:32] Well, he's still good at striking. Yeah, that's the thing. Striking's not like Khabib back in the day. This motherfucker can kind of strike. He's at fights where he just strikes. [2:45:41] It's decision, but... [2:45:46] It would be fun to see Volkanovsky try and figure this out. [2:45:49] Yeah, it would be. [2:45:51] Very interesting. Yeah, that's why I'm all about it. [2:45:54] . [2:45:55] No way his dick's that big, right? They just don't want him to be the champ. No, we can't have that. They don't want a guy winning decisions to be the champ. And I think that's kind of crazy. I think whoever's the champ should be the champ. I know, but we're trying to do numbies, buddy. I get it, but come on. What are we? Is this fighting with rankings? Is there skill sets and rules and judges? You're owned by TKO, which owns the WWE. Yeah, but stop. [2:46:24] Let them fight. [2:46:25] Fighting is fighting. Whoever is number one should get the title shot. Agree.

[2:46:32] I just think it has to be pure. If it's not pure, if it's subjective. I think the UFC has to be pure to stay on track. It should be pure. Oh, nice kick to the body, but he blew it with. [2:46:43] That was nice. That's the problem with not wanting to be taken down. Every time the guy moves forward, the real thing that you're worried about is the takedown, and sometimes strikes sneak through because of that. [2:46:58] Thank you. [2:46:59] I wonder how long Evil Loves gonna entertain this though, Bubba. [2:47:02] You don't want to stay on here too long. [2:47:05] You don't, but also Lerone has not been that successful. No, he hasn't. He hasn't done anything that hurt him or stopped his progress. [2:47:13] And Yves LeWeb is the one pushing it. You can get him to the cage and then shoot. Maybe. [2:47:18] He keeps going for that overhand. Yeah, he's looking for shots, man. He's given no indication that he's trying to grapple. Not yet. He's backing out of clinch range. He can clinch, but he backs out. It might be weird. Imagine if his strategy was to try to knock Marone out. I hate that. [2:47:35] Well, maybe he's like, look, I've got to get some... [2:47:39] I think he's trying to loosen them up. I think he's trying to loosen them up and then he'll start going forward. It is five rounds. Yes. [2:47:45] - [2:47:46] The guy can do 15,000 push-ups in 30 minutes probably isn't too worried about gassing out. [2:47:54] Damn, though, his striking looks good. Yeah. And that's the thing, though, with Lerone. He's always worrying about the clinch and the takedown. It tightens up your striking. Ibelo's about to fuck around and find out, though. He could. He got tagged right there. Yeah, he's about to find out.

[2:48:09] I bet he shoots soon. He's like, all right. Oh, that was a nice low kick right there. He's starting to find the timing. I'm going to get the fuck out of here. Look at how he checked that low kick, right? Yep. [2:48:18] He looks good on his feet, man. I'm impressed. Ooh, right look. [2:48:22] Left. [2:48:23] There you go. [2:48:26] He can't play this game too much long. [2:48:28] I don't know, man. Watch. [2:48:32] But he's doing it different than Pico, right? Yes. He's like a lot of stomach steps. Pico is very reckless. Yeah, no feints. Come speeding in. A lot of kicks. And Murphy goes, he said this in the pre-fight interview, goes, I'm just going to use an aggression against him. He's going to end up getting run into a shot. [2:48:48] Like, Evolo's too smart for that. He's not, like, overcommitting. No, he's giving a lot of looks. Yeah, yeah, it's smart. [2:48:55] Good check. [2:48:56] Ooh, had an ankle there for a second. [2:49:00] Get faint. [2:49:02] Towards the end of the round, he might try to... Oh, look at this. Spitting back fist. [2:49:10] Will you give that round, Evolo? Yeah. [2:49:14] Well, he was pushing, right? You know, and Lerone didn't land anything of significance. [2:49:19] But it's like, Yves Louv only lands at a couple of shots. He did land a good body shot. That's a tough one to score. Yeah, real tough. [2:49:29] But the pressure that he must be getting to try to finish fights and strikes, [2:49:34] and strike with people. I wonder if those Russians give a fuck. Hey, wait a minute. Is that Tiago Alves right there? Yeah. What are you just talking about? Yeah. Mike Brown's his coach.

[2:49:42] Change that. Ooh. Damn. Damn. [2:49:44] You think he's getting pressure, Joe? I mean, he must. He should have had a world title shot a long time ago. [2:49:50] But he might be like, I don't give a fuck, I just keep winning. No, no, no, no, no, no. They all want the title. Because they would have given him pressure fucking four fights ago. He does decision guys. Probably got to be nuts. Yeah. He's just trying to win, right? He just tries to win however he can. And that's, unfortunately, his way of winning is... Well, think about Homslott got pressure in the DDP fight. [2:50:10] He dominated him like, dude, come on, lay and pray. People hated it. People hated that fight. Shit, Charles got shit for the fucking... I know. [2:50:18] People hated that fight. Even Dana talked shit about that fight. Which I can understand. I didn't. I appreciate it. But I understand because when it's for the BMF title. What do you want him to do? Fight like an asshole? Come on. That's how you fight. That's how you fight. But there's expectations on there. You know what I'm saying? Don't call BMF. It's just a fight. [2:50:37] It's a fight. They're two bad motherfuckers. Charles was better. Period. That's the fight. I loved it. I enjoyed it. [2:50:44] It doesn't have to all be exciting to me. I like watching a guy being able to dominate a guy. And I liked watching Max defend. The fact that he was able to defend those chokes in the first round. Insane. Respect. [2:50:55] Thank you. [2:50:55] You know, Max is a bad motherfucker, dude. Never quit. No, he's going the best, brother. Kept trying until the end. [2:51:00] They gave him his black belt after that. I know. [2:51:02] Ooh, bro, Yvlev just got off a 1-2 and a nice body kick. A little partially blocked, but... [2:51:09] The fact that even kicking the arms like that [2:51:12] because Lerone is not really hurting him

[2:51:14] Not getting them off of them. [2:51:17] There's a nice right hand. [2:51:20] But very defensive, right? [2:51:22] Super defensive. Not really pulling that trigger. Thinking that that shot is coming eventually. I'll tell you one thing worse than winning a decision via wrestling is winning a decision via bullshit striking. UFC hates that. I think rounds where nobody did anything significant, it should be an automatic draw round. You shouldn't give anybody. How are you going to win that round? You didn't do shit. Nobody did anything to draw. [2:51:52] Oh, look at that. Lerone had him out. Yeah, like, let's say, like, if less than 40 strikes landed, the Brown is considered a draw. Yes. Yeah. [2:52:00] By each fighter. 100%. Yeah. Not 40. 40's too high. That's a lot. Nothing clean. You need to fuck somebody up with 40 strikes. Two dudes just dancing around. Less than 10. Nothing clean. Yeah, some fights less than 10. Some rounds. And Gano and Derek Lewis. That was crazy. There's a ton of fights where you see like two strikes. Michael Benapace. Yeah. That fight. Oh, he landed that. Overhand right. He landed that. He landed that overhand right. Ooh, nice jab. [2:52:24] Thank you. [2:52:25] The pressure on these guys right now is so big. Oh, dude, because you know you're going to get a touchdown if you win. But for Evil Ove, it's like you're getting this pressure. [2:52:34] No one's telling you to strike with it. The pressure would be get him down and look for a submission. I think he's just showing that he could stand with him as well. And then eventually he's going to get the opportunity. I mean, we're only in round two.

[2:52:46] and he hasn't even taken a shot hasn't even attempted a shot nice low [2:52:51] He got him in the cap there. Is he just trying to lure... [2:52:54] Murphy in, get his guard down, then shoot. [2:52:56] I mean, for sure. [2:52:58] For sure, he's trying to find an opening. I mean, it's got to be part of the strategy, but it's also opening strikes to him because Lerone is clearly worried about that takedown attempt. [2:53:10] Lerone usually throws some wild shit, but he hasn't yet. I know. He's spamming a lot of things. They aren't going anywhere. [2:53:16] It's interesting. [2:53:18] It's just like he doesn't want that distance where Yves Louv can possibly take him down. I feel like Volkanovsky is on such a different level than these two. [2:53:26] He does everything so fucking good. Looks like it now. But this is also because this is a really, really evil match. High stakes. High stakes. Agree. [2:53:35] It's a sneaky fight. [2:53:37] Oh, nice kick to the body, too. I've just had a few of those. Look at that wheel kick. [2:53:41] Oh, uppercut. Man, the takedown was there, though. Bro, Eve LeWeb is landing shots, man. I think he's winning this round. [2:53:50] Yeah, definitely. He's winning this round. [2:53:52] It's crazy because it's just striking. Yeah, what a wild concept. I know. [2:53:56] Everybody thought that Lerone was going to have a giant advantage on the feet, and it just doesn't look like that. I'm sure Lerone thought that, too. And now he's like, fuck. [2:54:04] I know you never thought that Yves LeWeb would be out striking him. [2:54:09] And it's also, look at that. Does he have any knockouts on his resume? Rhone? No, no, no. No, sir. No knockouts. The decision's his thing. Doesn't mean he can't do it.

[2:54:20] No, the opportunity is there, but it's not really his thing. He's not a good submission artist either? He just likes to... Oh, he is a good submission artist. What does he like? Rear naked? Arm triangles? You know what? He just doesn't get a ton of finishes anywhere. [2:54:34] In the UFC, I don't think he's had any. Uh-uh. Oh. [2:54:37] That's not good. No. How many UFC fights has he had? [2:54:40] Well, he almost got tapped by Diego. Diego Lopez had him a couple of times. And who won that fight? He did, but I don't agree with it because I felt like Diego was the one that put him in danger. Yeah. [2:54:50] Those submission attempts, they need to count for more. [2:54:55] One tail by punches, rear naked choke. [2:54:59] Another rear naked choke, another rear naked choke. [2:55:01] That's an M1. Another naked choke. But you see when he plays with the big boys? Yeah. First UFC fight, decision, decision. All decisions. All fucking decisions. That's why the UFC's like, buddy, we can't. [2:55:11] We can't be having this, son. Okay. Damn. All decisions. Yeah. But it's interesting because he's the one. Look, it connects. [2:55:19] He's the one moving forward. He beat Rafael Diaz by punches. Bro, he just cracked him again with an uppercut. [2:55:25] He's getting the better of these exchanges. It's very interesting. Good round for Eve Lowe. Well, you wonder how much Strike and Murphy did, because I'm sure the focus of the camp was takedown defense and wrestling, and they get in there. And that's why I think fucked up Max Holloway, too, because with Charles, he's probably like BMF. [2:55:41] Really? I think so. [2:55:43] Because Max typically has pretty good takedown defense. I think he's like, yeah, we're fucking paying. I think Oliveira is that good. I think he's that good. He's fucking good. The way he was hoisting Max in the air and slamming him to the ground, he does that to a lot of people, man. He gets double underhooks on you. You're in a bad spot. Yeah, he took down Chandler. Charles is a bad motherfucker. What do you do next with him? He's strong as fuck. You know what you do next? Who? You do Arm and Charles for five rounds. Because if you remember when they fight, it was three. Arm and beat him. But that last round? That was another one where I felt like you should have given it to Charles.

[2:56:13] And at the end... [2:56:17] Charles almost won a couple of times in that fight. I want that rematch, five rounds. I like that. [2:56:23] fighting Connor. Connor got one over me. He's talking about coming back. I'm coming off a loss. I just want to cut weight. I don't want to cut weight. We could do it at any weight just about getting it back. Okay. I'm saying it. That's it. That's the fight. That's the fight. Two legends. Let him fight at 170. That would be massive. No takedowns. 170. No weight cutting. No takedowns. BMF on the line. Let's go. Well, I wouldn't be on the line. [2:56:43] It wouldn't be the BMF. Dude, the BMF isn't real. You make a new BMF? Dude, The Rock made up the BMF. He invented it? No. Yeah, he did. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. No. Look it up. No. The Rock invented it to him. Is it his idea? I'm pretty sure he's like BMF. I'm pretty sure it means he don't know. That's hilarious. Look it up, Jamie. Pretty sure the fucking actor The Rock made up BMF. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. [2:57:12] Yeah, BMF is a weird one. The good thing is the boys still get paid like it's a title fight, though. That's the good thing about BMF. [2:57:18] But that's why there should be more weight classes. [2:57:20] So guys can make more money. It's crazy that on Paramount, they'll get a good close-up shot of the belt. And it says, bad motherfucker. You would think they would have blurred that out. Oh, look at this. Here it is. Here it is. [2:57:30] Oh, shit. Plenty of time. Oh, back to his feet, though. Now it's on. It's a whole different fight now. He's just going to be attached to his ass right here. He said Nate Diaz made up the belt. He coined the phrase. [2:57:42] BMF. Post-fight interview. Oh, interesting. And The Rock just handed the belt out? Yeah. The whole thing's fake, so that's cool. It was crazy. The Rock... Damn, he let it go. Look at that. But he did ragdoll him for a bit and let him know this shit's real.

[2:57:56] I'm shocked he let it go [2:58:00] Khabib would have never let that go. No. [2:58:02] No, no, no. [2:58:03] Khabib was a finisher. [2:58:05] Well, you know, you got to remember the Conor fight lasted more than one round. I mean, these guys, they want to cook you. [2:58:10] If he got him down in this round and we're only in the second... [2:58:14] That's a good sign for Evil Ever. We're in the third now. [2:58:17] Oh, this is the third, that's right. [2:58:19] Thank you. [2:58:20] The people commenting on... [2:58:22] Twitter, have it two zero. [2:58:24] Nutshot. [2:58:25] For Eve Lowe. Yeah. No, for Murphy. Really? 2-0. Interesting. Now, they might be British tweeting that, so you never can take those things too serious. God, I thought the second round. I have it 1-1. That was a clean nut shot right there. That was a clean nut shot. [2:58:39] That should be an automatic point to talk. Oh, damn. You know, I once proposed an idea to, when I worked for the UFC and the production crew, I said, why don't you make like the ultimate... [2:58:49] nut shot highlight, and they shot it down. They thought it was the dumbest thing ever. I was like, God, dude. It's a foul. Nobody wants to make that highlight. Can you imagine that? The best eye poke. All nut shots. No, we can't have that. No. Eye pokes and groin shots should be an automatic point. But you know when there's a nut shot on the UFC, and then the guy's resting, and then they show the replay, everybody in the audience goes, Oh! How about Cody? Oh, wheel kick. LaRone just caught him with a wheel kick. You're about to say when Cody Garber was throwing up? It was crazy. He brought a bucket into the octagon. [2:59:19] That's a thrill. [2:59:21] How about Gilbert Ivel versus, was it a Vanderlei Silva, a Pride 11? He got kicked in the nuts, and his nut was hanging outside of his cup. So it wasn't like a nut shot pain. It was like, my nut got...

[2:59:35] Crushed. Like crushed. And that was the end of the fight. He didn't recover. It was over. Gilbert was a savage back in the day. It was over. [2:59:42] That happened to me once in a Taekwondo fight. Your nut got caught outside the cup? My nut got caught out by the cup. My nut swole up. Oh, God, dude. Didn't something happen in jiu-jitsu where you piss blood for a while? Yeah. Yeah. [2:59:53] Yeah, I was rolling with Einstein. I didn't have a cup on. He went to pass my guard by slicing his knee through, and he hit me dead on the dick. Oh. Just like center punched my dick. That was horrible. You were pissing blood? Oh, yeah. I jerked off to see if I could still, if my dick was broken. Because I was thinking whether I should treat it like a nose, where it's like it's just broken. No, I was like, it's just bleeding. Let it just bleed. Or should I treat it like I'm bleeding from an organ? Yeah. Go to the doctor right now. And I was like, well, let's see if it works. Bro science. [3:00:23] It worked. It worked. It was so gross. I shot it into the toilet. Was there any blood in the nut? 100%. Oh, shit. It was blood in my piss. It was blood in the nut. Was it like 20% blood? It was a little bit. It was concerning. [3:00:36] But it just went away? It just went away. Yeah, it was so dumb. I was like, if I wake up in the morning and it's really hurting, I'm going to go to the doctor. [3:00:43] And it didn't. [3:00:44] So I was like, okay. Yes, bro science. Was there bruising on the shaft? No. That was internal. It got smushed. [3:00:52] It got literally, like, flattened. [3:00:54] It's like the knee just like that was the last time I ever rolled without a cup. I'll tell you that dog. You know a couple fucking popsicle sticks and some athletic tape would have fixed that shit. I always talk about those MMA shorts from Diamond MMA. Those are the shit compression compression shorts with that that cup that is like perfectly contoured with the right amount of cushion on the edge. That's the shit that thing. It doesn't restrict your movement at all. And that compression shorts really hold it in place.

[3:01:21] I fucking hate cups, though. But really, the best one is the Thai Steel Cup, because it hurts if you hit it. [3:01:27] You've got to wear it like a thong. Yeah, it sucks. It goes up your asshole. Yeah, they shouldn't make it hurt real bad. They should put spikes on the outside, so if you want to kick the balls, you're going to fuck your foot up. I wonder if anybody ever takes one of them Thai steel cups and puts it in compression shorts like that. For sure. [3:01:42] That would be the move. That's the move. [3:01:44] Don't have to do the thong. Get a steel cup, the shape of those diamond ones. It would hurt when you kicked and stuff. Yeah. It would irritate the shit out of you, but... [3:01:51] Like the diamond one doesn't hurt at all. It's like perfect, and it offers perfect protection. But the steel one, remember Amir Renavati? Yes. Amir used to wear his Thai steel cup in practice. One time he mounted me and stuck it in the middle of my chest, and I almost tapped just from him mounting me. Oh, the pressure? Oh, it was horrible. He was tapping me with his dick. Arm bars are evil, too, when you've got steel cups. Evil just got off a good combination at the end of that round. It looks like he cut them. He cut them. [3:02:20] Who cut who? Yvloev cut Lerone. Right there. Holy shit. [3:02:24] Yeah, he got off a good combination. Round four. Oh, that's a bad cut, dude. It's above the ice, so it's a nightmare. That's a bad cut, dude. That's a big one, man. That's a whole eyebrow cut. [3:02:34] Yeah. [3:02:35] He looks concerned. [3:02:36] Jamie, are they saying on the cans who's winning? No. [3:02:40] I don't hear anything. [3:02:41] word [3:02:42] Interesting. [3:02:44] I was looking at Twitter trying to see stuff. So here it is. Look at this. Evil of it could be. Boom. Oh, that was a nice one. He could be injured. Just because he's not going for any takedowns. No, they're just silly. He went for that one takedown. He looked fucking great. Look, he's landing combinations here, man.

[3:03:02] That's crazy. Who would have thought that Yvulu would be the one pressing Lerone up against the cage, teeing off on him, and cutting him? Look at his car. So three rounds down, you've got to go two to one probably, right? I would. Two to one Yvulu. Or it could be 3-0. [3:03:18] I mean, it could be. Yeah. [3:03:20] Because that first round could have gone to anybody. That's a bad placement for a cut now. I felt like that second round was the one that made me think Iblood won that round. Me too. [3:03:28] And that third round, especially at the end there when he's... [3:03:31] Thank you. [3:03:31] That cuts a problem, man. [3:03:34] Horrible spot for him. It's also, he's been getting touched, too. It's not like he's not getting hit. He's got that cut. He's getting touched. Yeah. [3:03:42] Take a fucking point, dude. At this point, you can't do another fucking warning. I don't understand this. [3:03:53] I wouldn't be surprised if the fight's over. [3:03:56] Him going to his knees like that? [3:03:58] He got cut, and now he's on his knees? How dare you, Eddie. [3:04:02] Oh, my God. That was right on there. Right on there. Yeah. Oh, my God. We need highlights of that. Look at that. Oh, he's still down. Everybody's going, ooh. He's still down. Hold his nuts. If that doesn't deserve to lose a point, I don't know what the fuck does. It changes the dynamic of the fight. 100%. You can't just issue a warning for that. It's the second fight's over. I think it's over. I feel like nut shot, I poke. One point, one point. Grab the fence, one point. 100% Joe. And if you do that, I promise you, it will all stop. Stop everything. Stop everything.

[3:04:32] poke you guys in the face, [3:04:33] Cyril Ghosn is not putting guys in the... Because if it's changing you winning the fight, they're like, fuck this. Right. They're going to be way more cautious. Exactly. Exactly. [3:04:41] Fuck, dude. [3:04:42] You ever seen the odds of when he's up? You get hit in the nuts? He's all right. Winning the fight? It's not good. It's not good. Not good. It weakens you so much. Oh, dude. Yeah, is there a stat on there? Here he goes. One point. Yeah, there's a stat. One point. It's not good. Most people lose. Most people lose. After a nut shot. You would think. Yeah, you'd think about getting kicked in the nuts. One point. One point. That's my guy. One point. He's on my phase, too. Yep. Yeah. Mark Goddard's solid as fuck. Two nut shots. Yeah, you got to take a point. He should be one. Is he ready? [3:05:08] Damn, Kate, take that time. Just sick to the stomach, dude. Take that time. Only a minute 30? [3:05:12] Take a little more time, man. [3:05:14] Oh, he's mad. Ooh, maybe he'll fight better. Maybe there's a light of fire in his ass. Maybe. [3:05:19] Maybe we'll try to tee off on them now. What percentage of guys that got kicked in the balls won the fight? It's low. I think it's like 40%. Wow. [3:05:28] Interesting. [3:05:29] That's almost 50. I mean, that's kind of like there's no... Well, eye pokes too, man. So many guys are fighting with one eye where they literally can't see. They're compromised. They're compromised. [3:05:39] Whoa! LeBron caught him with a nice right hand there. That was a nice right hand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Get up. Back up to his feet. Quickly, quickly. That was nice. Damn, he's not even trying to take him down. God damn, that's that bully beatdown push. He's not even trying. [3:05:55] I think it's spelled trouble for evil in the end. You keep figuring the fuck around and find out. Well, the more Lerone is confident that he can get back... Yes.

[3:06:03] the more he's confident he can avoid the takedown and get back up. Then he can start letting loose. Right. Or he might be thinking, damn, this guy's... [3:06:11] He's not even trying to take me down. He wants to strike. That's even scarier. [3:06:15] Yeah, but I think it's hindering his flow, his striking. Oh, they both connected there. [3:06:25] Bro, Evil Love is no joke, son. Oh, he looked for that spinning elbow. He's way out of line. Dude, spinning elbow to the body? No, he slipped. I've never seen that. He slipped. I've never seen that. [3:06:34] I don't think he meant to. Okay. [3:06:41] I mean, it's technically possible if someone's that tight to you and you don't have access to the head. But you would always try. Oh! [3:06:50] Bro, his face is pretty red. The eagle is fucking solid. Yeah, he's leaking out of his nose, it looks like, too. That shot him. Or it's hard to say, because it might be just coming down from his eye. From his eye, yeah. [3:07:01] I had the nuts in one. [3:07:03] technically. That's right. [3:07:05] But he won by points in a fight that he was losing. Who's that? Cody Garbrandt. That was the one we threw up in the... [3:07:10] That was recently, right? That was two points. That was like a week or two ago. Yeah. Oh, look at that. Look at that shot. Seals the round, so it's like an even round. [3:07:19] So far, it's even round. He lost the point, but he's going to win the round. Well, let's see if he chooses now, because we're in the fourth, to try to hold him down. [3:07:26] Either way, he wins the round. I'll tell you what, though. Murphy getting his feet pretty fucking good. Oh, shit. Did you see that? Wow. Damn, that was a great takedown. That was nice. He's just got to put the seatbelt on and secure that shit. He keeps hitting that cut, too. He's got to put the seatbelt on. He's punching him in that left eye as well.

[3:07:46] Interesting. Yeah, you can't win like this. [3:07:51] Talking about Murphy Kent? Yeah. No. Trying to get back up? He's got to, he's got to, and now that he's up, if he separates, he's got to make something big happen. Yeah. And he's, yeah, he needs to take some chances now. Because he could lose this fight. But this is usually how Evil-O fights. Like, you usually get fucking 25 minutes in this. [3:08:09] That's also where... Oh, nice hook to the body. And a right hand up top. [3:08:14] It's like, fucking dude is dangerous everywhere right now. [3:08:18] Ooh, nice kick to the body. [3:08:22] Who's a striking trainer? [3:08:23] Is it Tiago Elvis? [3:08:25] Ibelo? Well, he's the next. So Mike Brown. [3:08:29] He's in that camp. Yep. [3:08:31] I don't know who their main striking coach is, though. [3:08:34] I'm sure they have a bunch of them over there. I mean, that's a super camp. Yeah, it's a super camp. That place is crazy. [3:08:39] I want to go. Oh! Nice right hand over the top. Big shot. [3:08:48] The round's getting close now. [3:08:50] Yes. They're in tight. [3:08:51] Yep. [3:08:52] But also, like, he's got to be a little tired. [3:08:55] It has to be for him to defend those takedowns. Yeah, man. All that grappling. He just needs to open up. And it's the fourth round. Yeah, he needs to open up. And he's been backing up the entire fight. You've got to risk in taking down. And he kind of leaned into the fence, too. Oh, that's not good. Oh, that's not good. When you kick and go straight to your back, that's not good. And then he didn't get up quick either. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's exhausted, dude. He's exhausted. Yeah, it's trouble. Ooh. And then this is going to make you more tired. Oh, my goodness. Seatbelt.

[3:09:19] Back up, though. I'm telling you, man. It's impressive how he's been able to get back up. It is. I don't like how he went down. No, how he didn't scramble back up. He didn't scramble back up quickly. It's almost like he was accepting the position a little bit to get a break. That's usually a bad sign. He just ate a right hand. Yep. [3:09:34] He needs to accept again, take it down, start letting loose. [3:09:39] It's very impressive that you will have stand-up. [3:09:43] Yeah, going toe-to-toe with Murphy. [3:09:45] Because it's like it makes the takedown much more of a threat. [3:09:49] Because it's not like, look at that uppercut. It's not like it's a picnic standing up. It's a problem. [3:09:55] I also think for the judges, too, because he's getting less takedowns, it shows more dominance, if that makes sense. It's a bigger moment. [3:10:03] Boy, the run's in a bad spot right now. Tough spot. He's tired, cut up. Yeah, he's exhausted. That eye's bad. [3:10:09] that's the thing that a grappler will do to you. They just wear you the fuck out. [3:10:14] Do you remember when Khabib fought Edson? [3:10:16] And it was in the first round. Ed's in. I had this look in his eyes like, I don't know if I can do this. What the fuck? It was a thousand-yard stare. Like, oh, my God. How did that fight end? Oh, Khabib just beat the shit out of me. Beat the brain. Decision? [3:10:27] I don't remember. I don't remember if he stopped him. [3:10:30] Or if he just beat him up for three rounds. Decision. But it was like a mauling. It was a mauling. [3:10:37] But that was the difference between Khabib and a lot of these guys now is he would break you. You know, go decision, buddy. By the time that bell rang, guys were like, thank God. Yeah, they look like they're about to die. He would make you pay. Yeah, with him, it's like, you know, you're probably going to get taken down. You're probably going to get clinched on.

[3:10:57] Fuck trying to stand up. [3:10:59] Attack a mafia guard. Yeah. Fuck it. You know, that's how I was training Tony. Like, let's fuck spending the whole time trying to get against the defensive line. Yeah. Accept it and let's go. Let's go to work. Let's go to work. That's like Nate Diaz's strategy. Yeah. His strategy is like, you want to take me down? Let's go. I'll play jiu-jitsu on the ground. Why try to... [3:11:16] Stand up the whole time. You're going to lose. You can't stand up against Khabib. [3:11:20] Fifth round. [3:11:23] Mmm. [3:11:24] Boy, I don't know. Laurel's got to do something spectacular. He needs a knockdown or something. Ooh, nice low kick. [3:11:35] He's trying. I mean, he's... [3:11:37] These guys online are saying... [3:11:38] Murphy has a lead. 39-36 Murphy heading the final round. God, I don't see it that way. I feel like we've been watching pretty fucking close. I wonder why they think that. [3:11:49] You'd give, I guess, Murphy the first, not the second, not the third. Look at that right hand. Fourth was a draw. Nice right hand. [3:11:55] I mean... [3:11:56] The fourth was not a draw. No. Oh, wait a minute. It was because of the nutshell. Yeah, because of the nutshell. So you got a draw on the fourth. [3:12:03] So it's even. So it's like an even fight. Right. That makes it interesting. Then you can see Lerone walking away with this. [3:12:10] because of that point. [3:12:11] Oh, down again. If he even survives now, because he's exhausted at this point. [3:12:17] Maybe now Mosvar can finally finish somebody. [3:12:21] If he's tired enough... [3:12:22] That would be a big deal if he could finish the rune. [3:12:25] That's what he needs. Laurent's doing a good job of defending. He really is.

[3:12:30] Hammer fist to the head, though. Oof. [3:12:32] He's got to let go. Not bleeding. [3:12:35] Oh my God, he's leaking. [3:12:37] He's leaking bad now. [3:12:40] Rambi. [3:12:42] Yeah, it's just like the superior grappling of Yvonne Love's on display. [3:12:47] Thank you. [3:12:48] on display. [3:12:50] That top pressure's no joke. Headarm. Oh, there it is. There it is. There it is. The other side is just stick to that. He said, told his corner, his hip is hurt. [3:12:59] Murphy did it. [3:13:00] Oh no. In between rounds. [3:13:02] Which round do you know? [3:13:04] Oh, no. Yeah, this is a wrap. [3:13:07] Let's wrap. [3:13:08] - Yeah, we... [3:13:10] Yeah, but if your hips hurt from getting fucked up, it's like, yeah, that's unified Bubba. [3:13:17] I know, but he might have something torn where he can't throw kicks. If he gets up, gets out of this, and knocks him out, that would be insane. It would be insane. [3:13:24] A lot of time left. Not even half of the round. [3:13:28] Can you imagine if he does it like Dewey on Edward style? Oh, he's ragdolling him now, though, dude. He's ragdolling him now. [3:13:34] This is a classic evil app fight right now. Yes, this is usually how they look. [3:13:38] Just beating you up on the cage and constantly dragging you. Look at Lerone. He's so tired. Yeah, his face was like... He's not backing off the... Oh, he did back off the cage. Yeah. [3:13:48] He feels really confident with the striking. [3:13:53] Murphy needs to let loose on the feet here. [3:13:55] But again, if his hips hurt and he can't throw those kicks, and then it affects your head kicks and then it's over. Boom. That would be the greatest comeback.

[3:14:04] Oh, he's looking for bombs. [3:14:07] Thank you. [3:14:09] Oh! Huh? [3:14:11] Good read. [3:14:16] Amen. [3:14:21] He does that duck like he's trying to take you down. He throws that overhand. I like how Mozart does it in fucking board shorts, too. You don't see those a lot. The problem with them is people can grab them. There shouldn't be anything someone can grab. Well, you should not be able to grab clothing. It's very simple. But people do it sometimes. It should be illegal. It is illegal. [3:14:42] guys still do it especially defend against occasionally guys do it it's just it should be out of the equation [3:14:48] Like, you can kick just as good in those tights. [3:14:50] Yeah, the board shorts look is weird. [3:14:52] That was a good right hand by the wrong. So it could be brought to the... [3:14:57] Those have to be the longest shorts you've used to. Yeah, but good luck grabbing Khabib shorts. [3:15:00] That's what he wants. Yeah. [3:15:01] Good, we're grappling now. Yeah, you're close. [3:15:12] The thing is like [3:15:14] Evil Web is the one that's pushing it [3:15:16] You know what I mean? [3:15:18] Now Lerona's. [3:15:20] I just got to realize it's do or die. [3:15:23] I wonder how this score... Ooh, he tried for that elbow! [3:15:25] I wonder how this is being scored. Oh, dragged him down again. [3:15:29] Shit's over. [3:15:30] I mean, I have Evil Love winning two, three, five.

[3:15:35] Yeah. [3:15:35] Four is a draw. [3:15:37] Murphy won the first. [3:15:39] If that. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. [3:15:43] That's never good. Oh, boy. [3:15:47] Just dragging him down. He throws a triangle on him. That would be crazy. [3:15:51] Oh, it's trying to sweep him. Oh, step over. Try to get over that leg. [3:15:57] Oh, yeah. It's going to mount him. [3:16:03] At the very least, he's never getting back up. Put that seatbelt in and take them back. Impressive he got up, though. That's fucking impressive. Very impressive. [3:16:11] Yeah, one second. Boom, it's over. [3:16:14] That's a wrap. [3:16:14] Thank you. [3:16:16] Whew. [3:16:18] That's a wrap. [3:16:21] Evolo tried to make it exciting. He definitely did. [3:16:25] He definitely did. He tried his best. He's a motherfucker, man. [3:16:28] yeah he's a real problem so [3:16:30] Lerone's on his back touching his hip now. Yeah, there's no way he won, dude. There's no way. Right? There's no way laying down in the octagon after the fight. [3:16:38] Holding your hip. Here's the problem. If you have a hip issue, we sure as fuck can get in that Volkanovski fight anytime soon. And they go, dude, you got to stand up and raise your fucking hand. What are you doing? Unless it's... You can't lay down. Minor. [3:16:48] I mean, it could just be a tear, a slight tear in a muscle. [3:16:52] . [3:16:52] Who knows Give no way as well We'll fix that shit [3:16:56] Hip's a problem. Hip's a problem. You fuck your hip up. All your power groups are in there. Yeah. [3:17:04] You know, Dustin was telling me that he had his hip resurfaced, and he couldn't use it for eight weeks, couldn't put any weight on it at all. What the fuck's resurfaced? Apparently, the way his hip was shaped, they had to go in and reshape his hip and then put a bunch of microabrasions in there because his hip was like...

[3:17:20] fucking up his labor. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. [3:17:23] He'd gotten stem cells at one point in time. That helped him a lot. But then it just kept getting bad in camps. And then eventually he had to get it resurfaced. I didn't finish the whole show. He was great. He was great. It's hard. [3:17:36] He's still fairly young. He's jacked now. I know. Sonny looks great. I mean, he wanted to do a boxing match with Diaz in Zufa Boxing. And they said, nah. UFC's not in any crossovers. I get that. [3:17:50] I kind of get it, but isn't it fun? [3:17:53] Isn't that a fun fight? Yeah, do you like numbies? Is Zufa boxing, is that a Fertitta's thing? Yeah. Oh, so they're involved. Well, not Fertitta's. Well, it's Dana's thing. It's Dana's thing. Has nothing to do with Lorenzo or Frank at all? I don't believe so. I don't think so. No, it's a TKO thing. So it'd be... I don't believe they have any stake in the UFC anymore, right? [3:18:10] No, Fratitas are out. Yeah, but since it's called Zufa, I thought that was a Fratitas thing. They sold the name. They sold the name. With the business. I mean, Yves Louève. [3:18:18] He won a decision. Yep. There you go, boys. [3:18:21] Damn, we're three and a half hours in. [3:18:24] Well, you got a bunch of fucking decisions, dude. MVP... [3:18:28] Riley this I know [3:18:31] Thank you. [3:18:32] Tough. [3:18:34] That was still an awesome fight, though. That was a great fight. The MVP one was the real problem, but you nailed it. It's a matchmaking issue. [3:18:41] You can't have a guy who knows the puzzle. No, man. Come on, man. Did you get a shit fight? No. [3:18:45] Yeah. [3:18:46] Toss. [3:18:47] Not good. Not good. Poor MVP.

[3:18:50] Yeah. Still love him. Oh, look at that uppercut. [3:18:52] The evil of things... [3:18:54] Very impressive. The fact that he was able to stand with him was very impressive to me. Look at that right hand. Aren't you excited to see him fight Volkanovsky? Yes. Volkanovsky is a tough puzzle to solve, man. I'm a motherfucker who can wrestle. So is that who he's going to get? Yes. They said whoever wins this gets Volkanovsky. God, I hope so. Oh. It is. God, I hope so. Yeah, it is. I hope they don't fuck him again. [3:19:14] Like, Daniel Lopez just won. After this, though? After this? No, they can't. They can't. Number one versus number three. Come on. It has to be. It has to be. [3:19:21] Or... He's what, 20 in a row? Something's terrible in the world. No, it's for sure the title shot. [3:19:27] And Volkanovski wants to fight the winner, too. [3:19:30] White House Lawn, let's go. [3:19:33] Give the man a couple months off. [3:19:34] We're only in March. [3:19:36] It's in June. It's true. [3:19:38] Come on, spice that card up, baby. I feel like they can do something for it, right? I think that's it. I think that's the card. Yeah, that's the budget. I think they only want to have a certain amount of fights. They don't want to have one of them six-hour deals. I don't think they can either. [3:19:50] Yeah, they probably have a small window of time to operate while the fucking jets are flying overhead. Yeah, the White House is like, wait, how long are 15 fights? You get six. Get the fuck out of here. No one's trying to watch this for fucking six hours. [3:20:03] Yeah. [3:20:05] It's wild they're even doing it at the White House [3:20:08] It's kind of nuts. [3:20:09] - - [3:20:10] But it shows... [3:20:12] How much Trump is into the UFC? Because it would not happen if it wasn't to Trump. Trump is making it happen. It wouldn't happen if Dana and Trump weren't friends. If they should have asked Biden, he would have said yes. He wouldn't know what he was saying yes to.

[3:20:28] Oh, that's where he hurt his hip there. That sucks. Oh, yeah. Oh, was it that spinning elbow to the bottom? Yeah, he slipped. Probably the torque on that hip flexor. Okay, that makes sense. [3:20:40] It's a bad one. [3:20:42] Well, hopefully it's just a muscle pull. [3:20:44] and nothing crazy [3:20:46] Because, again, you tear something in your hip. [3:20:49] That's a real hard one to come back from. Like when Dustin was saying he couldn't put any weight on his leg for eight weeks. [3:20:55] That's two months of doing nothing. [3:20:58] You have to walk around in crutches for two months. But Dustin, he's doing some commentating for the UFC, right? He's doing some analyst work. Desk stuff, yeah. He likes that. [3:21:05] He's got a lot of businesses. He's a smart kid, yeah. He's got a lot of shit going on. Diamond Hot Sauce is great. But he still loves it. That's what's tough, when you have that dog in you, and then you're selling Hot Sauce. It's his identity for so long. He was one of the best fighters in the UFC forever. Yeah, what do you do? [3:21:25] I fucking get it, man. [3:21:27] Well... [3:21:30] Let's wrap this up. Let's wrap it up. All righty. Fun times. I just want to say before we wrap up, all that podcast that you did with Aaron Siri on vaccines. Crazy. So whatever you think about vaccines, watch that and then ask yourself. [3:21:48] Do you think it's the same exact formula with pet vaccines? Because it's like vets getting kickbacks, doctors getting kickbacks. It's all the same thing. Do you know that they used to inject pets with vaccines in their neck and they stopped doing that in the scruff? Because they usually put like any medicine stuff in the scruff. But they stopped doing it in the scruff and started doing it in the arms because there was a lot of vaccine induced sarcomas like.

[3:22:16] tumors and if you got a tumor in your neck you're fucking dead but if you got a tumor in your arm [3:22:22] They just chopped the arm off. [3:22:23] Oh, God, dude. That's why they shoot pet vaccines in the limbs. Because there might be a tumor that forms, and they could just chop off the leg. Think about that shit. Watch that Aaron Seary podcast on JRE, and it's the exact same racket in the pet world. Joe, who was the guy you had on? He was driving me fucking nuts. He was smart, and I liked him. He was talking about Epstein, but he kept kind of defending it. Oh, Michael Schellenberger. [3:22:52] And I was like, buddy... [3:22:54] He's like, well, you're just jumping to conclusions there. It's like, well, you are too, though, dude. Yeah, whether he killed himself or like a... Yeah, like, was it a suicide? Did he kill himself? And then you're like, the cameras were down. He said, cameras go down all the time. It's like, well, now you're making an exception for that, dude. [3:23:11] Yeah, it was very weird. Yeah, that was weird. That was driving me fucking bonkers. I was driving. I'm like, this dude's about to piss me off, man. Yeah, I don't know why. I don't get that. I don't understand that. He's rational about most things, but that one was a weird one. He's like, the cameras get out all the time. It's like, okay. Sometimes people form an opinion and they stick with it. [3:23:31] But he seemed like a smart dude. That's why I don't understand why guys do that. I mean, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Me too. I'm trying to be very charitable. And you were like, the guards fell asleep too. He's like, that happens all the time. I'm like, buddy, listen to yourself. Yeah. The cameras go down. [3:23:43] The guards fall asleep. [3:23:44] They leave him by himself. The guy before him tried to kill him and he was a cop killer.

[3:23:50] All this is just normal to you? I know. And he was like, yeah. Even though when I was saying that he said the cop tried to kill him, he said, no, he tried to kill himself. I'm like, how the fuck do you know? How do you know? He said that his cellmate tried to kill him. [3:24:04] His cellmate was a contract killer. [3:24:06] He was a big, giant fucking jack dude who had killed four people, who was a drug-dealing cop. [3:24:12] And then his rebuttal of that, he goes, yeah, but he's in Mac security. There are some really bad guys in there. It's like... [3:24:20] No, I know, dude. But they paired him up with Epstein. Not only that, it's who was representing that guy, Tartaglione. There's like some shadiness to who was representing him was also connected to the case. And didn't the guard get money? Yeah. There's only three possibilities. Either he did commit suicide, he got murdered, or he faked his death. The faked his death is interesting because the prostate thing. [3:24:48] Like they said that he had a prostatectomy in the files. He was talking to a doctor, and he said, you had your prostate removed. He said, yes. He's like, well, you need to take erectile dysfunction drugs to get an erection because you don't have a prostate. He says, correct, I don't have a prostate. So he's saying this in the emails. And then in the autopsy... [3:25:05] They said they had an unremarkable prostate. [3:25:08] Which I said was the last thing I ever want anybody to say about my prostate. Yeah, I don't want that. Unremarkable. He's like, that was a nice one. He's dead as fuck. Yeah, leave that out. Sweet prostate. [3:25:20] So they removed his prostate, but yet in the autopsy it says he has a prostate. And it doesn't even say it's enlarged. They had to remove it. And did Gislay Maxwell also say, I don't think he killed himself. Bro, who fucking knows? I'm going to lean on he faked his death. Did you see that Joe Kent interview with Tucker?